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LaMalinche -> RE: Ask the Demon (5/27/2006 2:55:28 AM)

Dear Demon,

From what I have heard, your singing to someone is an "unspeakable thing"  (pun/s intended).  Will you stop it already, the dogs have gone deaf?

Bleeding ears in Kansas


Best,

LaMalinche




VandalHeart -> RE: Ask the Demon (5/27/2006 2:58:26 AM)

Dear Bleeding Ears,

First off, I have a wonderful singing voice, and if you had gone out to naked karaoke with me, you'd know that.
Second, those dogs aren't barking at me, they're barking at you.  I heard you solo rendition of "Like a Virgin", and the only reason Madonna had any more right to sing it than you was that she could carry a tune.

Hope ya' choke on it,
Lord Vandal Heart



LaMalinche -> RE: Ask the Demon (5/27/2006 3:12:55 AM)

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Okay, so... I'll talk to you when there's... peace. In cyber-space



Best,

LaMalinche



VandalHeart -> RE: Ask the Demon (5/27/2006 3:47:19 AM)

Dear Can't Take What She Dishes Out,

Are you sure you put enough crying smileys on that post?

Love you, you faker,
Lord Vandal Heart



LaMalinche -> RE: Ask the Demon (5/27/2006 4:17:33 AM)

Dear Demon,

Come and bring it on, you ponderous exoskeleton... you cocoon-eating lobster-faced cave-dwelling arthropoidal alimentary sphincter muscle!

Love,

LaMalinche




VandalHeart -> RE: Ask the Demon (5/27/2006 4:19:57 AM)

Dear Foul Mouthed Slitch,

Please post in the form of a question.  Thank you.

Go fuck yourelf, you cute little...................
Lord Vandal Heart



candystripper -> RE: Ask the Demon (5/27/2006 9:27:41 PM)

Dear Vandal:
 
i have a severe Dom and Master fetish, and all my Dom and Master friends are Hotties but taken so i cannot f**k Them.  What do You reccomend i do with all this lust?
 
sincerely,
 
candystripper



Rumtiger -> RE: Ask the Demon (5/27/2006 9:29:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VandalHeart
Now, for the morality part of your answer: you are going to get in a lot of trouble without having any fun if you go oin like this.  Remember - it is always easier to ask forgiveness than it is to ask permission.  Plus it gives you a head start if you don't think they will forgive.



Dear Demon

.....What?

-Tiger.



VandalHeart -> RE: Ask the Demon (5/27/2006 11:16:24 PM)

Dear Hot and Bothered,

May I point out who you're talking too?  Do I really have to say more?  Yes?  OK, fine.  Get yourself down here this very instant and prepare to be fucked.

I'm not even kidding,
Lord Vandal Heart



VandalHeart -> RE: Ask the Demon (5/27/2006 11:22:21 PM)

Dear Confuzzled by the Demon

Basically, just do it.  If anybody gets upset about it, tell 'em I said to go fuck themsleves.

Have fun with it,
Lord Vandal Heart



Wolf1020 -> RE: Ask the Demon (5/27/2006 11:31:01 PM)

Dear Demon,

There is a squirrel in a speedo and cape talking to me at night while I try to sleep.  What should I do?

Signed,
Wolf



candystripper -> RE: Ask the Demon (5/27/2006 11:47:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VandalHeart

Dear Hot and Bothered,

May I point out who you're talking too?  Do I really have to say more?  Yes?  OK, fine.  Get yourself down here this very instant and prepare to be fucked.

I'm not even kidding,
Lord Vandal Heart


Dear Vandal:
 
A Hottie Dom told me to come and get f**ked.  He's out of town and i have no traveling funds.   What should i do?
 
Sincerely,
 
candystripper



pinkee -> RE: Ask the Demon (5/29/2006 5:09:27 PM)

Dear Vandal:
 
i get bored easily and am constantly evolving as a submisssive.  For example, when pony play was first explained to me, i was like "Get outta town! People don't really do that!"  Now pony play makes me very curious.  <Okay. more than curious.>
 
Is it possible i'll eventually find out what the hell kind of submisive i really am?
 
Sincerely,
 
pinkee (a close friend of candystripper, who died on the boards from exhaustion.)



VandalHeart -> RE: Ask the Demon (5/31/2006 5:12:32 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf1020

Dear Demon,

There is a squirrel in a speedo and cape talking to me at night while I try to sleep.  What should I do?

Signed,
Wolf


Dear Vexed by Vermin,

Tell the Superhero Squirrel that if it can't suck cock worth a damn, it's wasting both of your time.  If it does, then put up with the gibbering.  If not, slap the shit out of it.  Either way, you should have some fun.

Hope that helps,
Lord Vandal Heart 



VandalHeart -> RE: Ask the Demon (5/31/2006 5:15:18 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: candystripper

Dear Vandal:
 
A Hottie Dom told me to come and get f**ked.  He's out of town and i have no traveling funds.   What should i do?
 
Sincerely,
 
candystripper


Dear Tragically Tethered,

Private message the sexy stack of Infernal Dominance and work out some funding arrangements.  I'm sure the sick bastard would be more than willing to help.

Do it now,
Lord Vandal Heart



VandalHeart -> RE: Ask the Demon (5/31/2006 5:21:39 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pinkee

Dear Vandal:
 
i get bored easily and am constantly evolving as a submisssive.  For example, when pony play was first explained to me, i was like "Get outta town! People don't really do that!"  Now pony play makes me very curious.  <Okay. more than curious.>
 
Is it possible i'll eventually find out what the hell kind of submisive i really am?
 
Sincerely,
 
pinkee (a close friend of candystripper, who died on the boards from exhaustion.)


Dear Unsure and Evolving,

The chances of you ever knowing what kind of sub you are is very unlikely.  This is because by the time you figure out who you are, it's not who you are anymore.  This is the same logic as the idea that none of us will ever see tomorrow, because by the time it gets here, it's today again.  Besides, take it from Voltaire and the Demon of Doubt, "Doubt is not always a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd."  We are all creatures in a constant state of flux, and that is what keeps us interesting.

Go get a pony ride.  Right now.

Sincerely,
Lord Vandal Heart



pinkee -> RE: Ask the Demon (5/31/2006 7:41:33 AM)

quote:

Go get a pony ride.

Vandal


Ahem...Vandal...that's not exactly what i had in mind as "pony play".
 
Sincerely,
 
pinkee



pinkee -> RE: Ask the Demon (5/31/2006 7:43:50 AM)

Dear Vandal:
 
i used the search function but could not find Him.  Can You please give me the URL for His profile?
 
Sincerely,
 
pinkee



VandalHeart -> RE: Ask the Demon (5/31/2006 7:50:21 AM)

http://www.collarme.com/details.asp?px=VandalHeart



VandalHeart -> RE: Ask the Demon (5/31/2006 7:54:26 AM)

And I knmow exactly what you meant, I was telling you to go do it.



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