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LaMalinche -> RE: Ask the Demon (6/5/2006 9:52:56 AM)
Dear Demon, In regards to that little insinuation that you recieved: "Gee, that sounds like a threat... Wonder if I should inform the K.B. I. about a terroristic threat on my life... Hmmmm... ", could you please pass along this reply. . . Dear Dustyn, Wherever people are obtuse and absurd. . . and wherever they have, by even the most generous standards, the attention span of a small chicken in a hurrican, the investigative ability of a one-legged cockroach, and the reading skills of a blind beetle living in a dung pile. . . and wherever people are inanely credulous, pathetically attached to the certainties of the nursery and, in general, have as much grasp of the physical universe as an oyster has of mountaineering. . . yes, Dustyn: there is a threat there. Thank you for your assistance Dearest Demon. And thank Pinkee for me too. Fed up with attempts at thread-jacking,

VandalHeart -> RE: Ask the Demon (6/5/2006 4:36:10 PM)
Ladies, I will reply to you in time, but I am working at the moment, and things just got a bit serious, so I need to deal with this. Dear Poster Child for Abortion, I haven't involved the authorities yet because I was willing to let you show some maturity. I have already spoken with the rape prevention center in this community in the event that you step too far out of line. All they need is a name. Do not fuck with me. Sincerely, Lord Vandal Heart

VandalHeart -> RE: Ask the Demon (6/6/2006 10:12:30 PM)
quote: by LaMalinche: Dear Demon, So yeah... mirrored sunglasses are unsettling at the very least. When I kiss my boyfriend, I don't want to end up seeing myself. Shudders. How do I get him to take them off first? Reflectively in Kansas, Dear Reflective Reflex, Queen him. If he likes his sunglasses, he'll get rid of them first...of course this means you'll have to taste yourself when you kiss him. That and you might be past the point of kissing...I may need to think about this one, actually. Either way, just queen him. Yeah. That works. Hope that helps, Lord Vandal Heart

VandalHeart -> RE: Ask the Demon (6/8/2006 1:33:32 AM)
I notice the whelp hasn't responded. How typically coward-like of him.

LaMalinche -> RE: Ask the Demon (6/8/2006 1:35:34 AM)
Duh. . . I mean. . . Dear Demon, Duh. And this surprises you how?

glidewynd -> RE: Ask the Demon (6/8/2006 1:40:21 AM)
Dear Vandal, I'm noticing lots of new and interesting profiles on collarme these days. Problem is, their pictures scare me.... Should I ignore them? Message them despite the serial-killer look in their eyes? Maybe offer up my amatuer photography skills to them? What do you think?

VandalHeart -> RE: Ask the Demon (6/8/2006 1:45:59 AM)
Dear Not Surprized, I'm not really surprized either. The little ashtray brained shit probably knows he's one step away from being totally fucked and can't think of anything witty to say. Dear Prolific Photographer, I'm not sure about that. You'd probably have to send me some photos of yourself first. Besides, if their eyes are that creepy and faces that stupid looking, not much will help, and what will help...well, there's only so much you can do with a cock shot. Sincerely, Lord Vandal Heart

Dustyn -> RE: Ask the Demon (6/14/2006 2:54:49 PM)
You said you know where to find me, and yet I see neither hide nor hair of you. shrug

VandalHeart -> RE: Ask the Demon (6/14/2006 8:45:54 PM)
Get off my thread and think about what that means, stupid.

LaMalinche -> RE: Ask the Demon (6/14/2006 11:04:16 PM)
Dear Demon, That coffee today was soooo good. What do I need to do to get some more? Drooling in Kansas

FullCircle -> RE: Ask the Demon (12/31/2007 10:02:40 AM)
Dear Demon Why is your minion picking on me?[:D]

HotFaerieMama -> RE: Ask the Demon (12/31/2007 10:07:10 AM)
you had to do this didn't you.. being the AtG thread that was here got deleted.. you had to go find an old one and ask that.. but i have to ask.. why are you asking Him this? ( and i am not one of His "minons")

FullCircle -> RE: Ask the Demon (12/31/2007 10:13:33 AM)
Sorry I don't understand your problem and why you are making your problem my problem. I have nothing to do with you or your Demon. I have nothing to do with why your Demon is no longer here. I don't know who you are. I don't care who you are. I don't know why you are attacking me. I no longer care why you are attacking me. I've always enjoyed participating in the Ask the Demon thread. ALWAYS!

HotFaerieMama -> RE: Ask the Demon (12/31/2007 10:19:20 AM)
for fucks sake i was not attacking you...in your thread i was just simply stating that the behavior looked similar to behavior i had seen before. and in here i was just wanting to know why you were asking ( He is no longer posting on the board as far as i know)

FullCircle -> RE: Ask the Demon (12/31/2007 10:35:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama i was just wanting to know why you were asking I knew you would answer.

HotFaerieMama -> RE: Ask the Demon (12/31/2007 10:38:49 AM)
and i am done with this. .. and i don't think that My Lord will be responding to this at all.. but you could always send Him CM mail if you really wanted to know what He thinks...

FullCircle -> RE: Ask the Demon (12/31/2007 10:40:47 AM)
I didn't even know what 'this' was[:D] but many thanks for it.

oreogirl -> RE: Ask the Demon (12/31/2007 2:37:44 PM)
IT'S BACK?!?!?!?!??!?!? Demon you sexy malicious thing you, when did this happen? Now I really have to send you that cake! strips and huggle pounces on sexy Demon. see, no swords [:D][:D][:D]

thornhappy -> RE: Ask the Demon (12/31/2007 2:50:22 PM)
According to the Demon, he's taking up the thread off-site, so to speak. If he comes back to this one, I'd enjoy seeing it again; but not if the senseless back-and-forth between FC and HFM is still going on. C'mon folks, as we say in meetings, take it off line. thornhappy

oreogirl -> RE: Ask the Demon (12/31/2007 2:54:42 PM)
I agree thornhappy. This is supposed to be fun and offbeat. No need to fight on the threads. IF you must fight, PM each other and let the threads stay drama free. This is Ask the Demon, so I am asking the Demon: Can we just give all of the people who cause drama on the threads to our imps? Mine are looking a little thin and need new flesh to devour.

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