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RE: Random erections - 11/17/2011 12:55:15 PM   
Ninebelowzero


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RE: Random erections - 11/17/2011 12:57:52 PM   
myotherself


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RE: Random erections - 11/17/2011 1:00:36 PM   
Ninebelowzero


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...but you wouldn't turn down a waxing....


slut



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RE: Random erections - 11/17/2011 1:07:33 PM   
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*fapfapfap"

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RE: Random erections - 11/17/2011 1:11:53 PM   
Ninebelowzero


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particularly if the area in question has been nicely softened up with cane, paddle and/or flogger.

*fapfapfap"



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RE: Random erections - 11/17/2011 1:12:44 PM   
myotherself


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Yup, thought so...

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RE: Random erections - 11/17/2011 1:16:30 PM   
Ninebelowzero


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so it would be wrong of me to mention having the wax flogged off?

Yup, thought so...



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RE: Random erections - 11/17/2011 1:16:30 PM   
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I wear a heavy tool pouch & I'm even lifting that fekker.


Are you complaining or bragging?


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RE: Random erections - 11/17/2011 1:19:44 PM   
Ninebelowzero


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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero
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I wear a heavy tool pouch & I'm even lifting that fekker.


Are you complaining or bragging?




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RE: Random erections - 11/18/2011 9:09:20 AM   
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This reads like one of Kevin's threads.

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RE: Random erections - 11/18/2011 9:21:17 AM   
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RE: Random erections - 11/18/2011 9:57:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		If it keeps popping up maybe there is too much blood directed that way. Try leeches. Or go medieval and poke it with a blade and drain that thing! It might be depriving your other vital organs of blood.

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Beyond morning glory I mean.

There I am at work then the bastard rears his purple head & that's it for the rest of the day. It gets in the friggin way!I wear a heavy tool pouch & I'm even lifting that fekker.



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RE: Random erections - 11/18/2011 10:00:16 AM   
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RE: Random erections - 11/18/2011 10:28:03 AM   
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It might be depriving your other vital organs of blood.


What "other", "vital" organs ?

T^T

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RE: Random erections - 11/18/2011 10:43:46 AM   
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Beyond morning glory I mean.

There I am at work then the bastard rears his purple head & that's it for the rest of the day. It gets in the friggin way!I wear a heavy tool pouch & I'm even lifting that fekker.


Damn, I'm 60 and I *still*get those!
I'm in very good shape though for a guy my age, always had a high sex drive.
And they always happen at the wrong time it seems!
A few weeks ago I was talking to a very attractive woman at the gym and about two minutes later "Thumper" started flexing and it's a good thing I had my baggy sweat pants on instead of my gym shorts!
I said, "hey, nice talking I have to get back to work" or some silly shit like that.So I jump on the treadmill and it goes away.
That happens all the time! And when I go to the strip joint and see a woman I really like it's "BOING!"
It's wierd, even if they don't notice anything it feels like they do!



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RE: Random erections - 11/18/2011 4:37:38 PM   
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RE: Random erections - 11/18/2011 4:47:41 PM   
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RE: Random erections - 11/18/2011 4:52:02 PM   
Ninebelowzero


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Change your diet.



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RE: Random erections - 11/18/2011 4:52:57 PM   
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If it keeps popping up maybe there is too much blood directed that way. Try leeches. Or go medieval and poke it with a blade and drain that thing! It might be depriving your other vital organs of blood.

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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Beyond morning glory I mean.

There I am at work then the bastard rears his purple head & that's it for the rest of the day. It gets in the friggin way!I wear a heavy tool pouch & I'm even lifting that fekker.



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RE: Random erections - 11/18/2011 4:55:03 PM   
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walking away now...

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