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RE: Random erections - 11/18/2011 7:30:34 PM

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I was serious about the leeches.

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I shouldn't have used the word "all" to describe the responders...I get what you are saying though and should have thought it through more before sending my response.

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RE: Random erections - 11/19/2011 6:17:02 AM

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I did & still ongoing.

For crying out loud you are not 12. If the fucker pops up, do more at lunch or break than sit around eating. Go to the bathroom and rub a quick one off!

This isn't rocket science bucko.

You don't have one, and not really in a position to comment.

They do have a mind of their own sometimes, I've gotten erections when cat jumped up and started making biscuits in my lap, and it's not like I want to fuck the cat.

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RE: Random erections - 11/19/2011 1:11:27 PM

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Back to the bat cave... we have some leeches and a kali's teeth to assist you! I do love those kali's teeth. Will get a mans attention in one second flat! (Good or bad...)

I'm guessing mostly flat!!??

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RE: Random erections - 11/19/2011 1:14:59 PM

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...... and it's not like I want to fuck the cat.

(here kitty, kitty!!)

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RE: Random erections - 11/19/2011 1:20:28 PM

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Once you've exhausted the many many MANY things you could do with it, try this.

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RE: Random erections - 11/19/2011 1:34:20 PM

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I don't want to do anything with it at work thank you very much. he sez chuckling away to no one in particular.

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RE: Random erections - 11/19/2011 2:05:41 PM

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Well Nine, if you can figure out what you're doing that causes it, you wouldn't have to work anymore. Because it would probably outsell Viagra.

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RE: Random erections - 11/19/2011 2:07:17 PM

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In all seriousness if I knew I'd be shouting the secret from the rooftops.

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Well Nine, if you can figure out what you're doing that causes it, you wouldn't have to work anymore. Because it would probably outsell Viagra.

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RE: Random erections - 11/19/2011 2:10:30 PM

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Well Nine, if you can figure out what you're doing that causes it, you wouldn't have to work anymore. Because it would probably outsell Viagra.

Hey... he hangs around here with all us wonderful ladies, being bad while at work. The poor guy is going to die of blood rushing so fast to certain parts that it might explode.

I'm thinking... 1000 ways to die.

(Sorry, it just came out that way... I had no idea what I was saying (at first)

... but decided to leave it. Coffee anyone?)

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RE: Random erections - 11/19/2011 2:13:24 PM

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I can see the coroner report now. Death due to penile explosion. Verdict pleasurable death.

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Well Nine, if you can figure out what you're doing that causes it, you wouldn't have to work anymore. Because it would probably outsell Viagra.

Hey... he hangs around here with all us wonderful ladies, being bad while at work. The poor guy is going to die of blood rushing so fast to certain parts that it might explode. I'm thinking... 1000 ways to die.

(Sorry, it just came out that way... I had no idea what I was saying (at first) ... but decided to leave it. Coffee anyone?)

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RE: Random erections - 11/19/2011 2:47:22 PM

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Big important meeting, hot assistant, sexual daydreams starring said assistant, random erection ...

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RE: Random erections - 11/20/2011 6:03:39 AM

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Beyond morning glory I mean.

There I am at work then the bastard rears his purple head & that's it for the rest of the day. It gets in the friggin way!I wear a heavy tool pouch & I'm even lifting that fekker.

thank you for having the courage to bring this issue to light. i want you to know you are not alone, bro. i too have recently had trouble with irksomely insistent erections popping up like bolts from the blue.

each weekend, i participate in a basketball league for old dudes like myself. i'm pretty good. in fact i'd say i have definite couture-level flow on the court. the problem is, a lot of times girlfriends and wives come out to watch us play. it's just like back in high school or college when guys were just casually balling with each other on weekends or late at night and girls would naturally show up to watch.

a friend of mine's fiancee is pretty hot (and a redhead too which is gravy) and she was wearing some amazing boots last saturday and naturally i popped a giant boner. so i'm playing the whole game with a guilty boner for my friend's fiancee, but it gets worse. see when you get an erection in basketball shorts, it's pretty obvious. not necessarily obvious to the people watching from the sidelines, but to the guys around me it had to be clear i had wood. when you're jockeying for position for a rebound or something, you do a fair amount of bumping and grinding with the other dudes, and i noticed most of them were giving me a LOT of extra space--which was actually an advantage, my rebounds were way up that day.

finally, i went to dribble between my legs steve nash style, and the ball hit my penis and bounced back down on the floor. i'm a gamer, so i was able to fight through the pain, scoop the ball up and toss it to a teammate despite the obvious agony i was in, but TECHNICALLY that should have been a double-dribble except the ref was too embarrassed to blow the whistle on my boner.

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RE: Random erections - 11/20/2011 6:21:50 AM

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Good God BFB, I scared the cats off the bed by laughing out loud. So I want to know something, if a random boner appears in a situation like you outlined here - do the other guys ever say something about it? Or is it one of those things that is kind of ignored till things resolve themselves? Guys have different rules about things than women, and I was curious.

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RE: Random erections - 11/20/2011 6:37:20 AM

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yep, Lizi.. me too.. my cats WERE happily chirruping at the birds that WERE doing birdy stuff just outside the window until I read that!!

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RE: Random erections - 11/20/2011 7:20:53 AM

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Good God BFB, I scared the cats off the bed by laughing out loud. So I want to know something, if a random boner appears in a situation like you outlined here - do the other guys ever say something about it? Or is it one of those things that is kind of ignored till things resolve themselves? Guys have different rules about things than women, and I was curious.

sadly, men become more repressed as they mellow into their 30s. in high school, someone probably would have said "nice boner, brah," but in this situation everyone behaved with an air of polite obliviousness. it is a shame that men my age are hesitant to be open with other dudes about their boners in america. i blame society.

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RE: Random erections - 11/20/2011 9:35:04 AM

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I'm so glad I set my coffee down! The only problem was, that I have a bit of a sinus problem and forgot to blow my nose. I'd have rather the coffee ruined my keyboard.

Yeah, mornings are difficult at my house. (Okay it wasn't that bad... but with all the dribbling... I just thought I'd add that I blew my... um... nose.)

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RE: Random erections - 11/20/2011 9:51:12 AM

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Bad planning there Lockit. Depending on the strength of the coffee, snorting it through your nose might have cleared it for you. Oh well there's always next time.

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RE: Random erections - 11/20/2011 10:24:44 AM

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sadly, men become more repressed as they mellow into their 30s. in high school, someone probably would have said "nice boner, brah," but in this situation everyone behaved with an air of polite obliviousness. it is a shame that men my age are hesitant to be open with other dudes about their boners in america. i blame society.

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Based on this thread, I move that we start an awareness movement for random boners and the freedom to acknowledge them. I'll run the ad campaign after school is out for the semester.
Thanks for the answer and for being a good sport Boxy.

Ok, so question time again for anyone who feels like answering.
If one of the guys who are around when you get wood did say something about it, and you all had a little chuckle over it - well, would you feel better having it acknowledged, or mortified? Just curious...

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RE: Random erections - 11/20/2011 3:13:24 PM

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It's a gas gas gas cos jumpin jack flash etc. Naaaah I'm known for it at work. Been drug tested too. Don't care anymore it's just a case now of 'Shit happens'

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sadly, men become more repressed as they mellow into their 30s. in high school, someone probably would have said "nice boner, brah," but in this situation everyone behaved with an air of polite obliviousness. it is a shame that men my age are hesitant to be open with other dudes about their boners in america. i blame society.

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Based on this thread, I move that we start an awareness movement for random boners and the freedom to acknowledge them. I'll run the ad campaign after school is out for the semester.
Thanks for the answer and for being a good sport Boxy.

Ok, so question time again for anyone who feels like answering.
If one of the guys who are around when you get wood did say something about it, and you all had a little chuckle over it - well, would you feel better having it acknowledged, or mortified? Just curious...

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RE: Random erections - 11/20/2011 4:40:58 PM

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All I can say is I think a fella's boner, anytime, anywhere, is a good thing, whether they know what causes it or not! It not only does NOT put me off, but I admire AND envy it, and might do just a bit of day dreaming about it!

Go guys!!!

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