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ORIGINAL: BoxwineForBrunch

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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Beyond morning glory I mean.

There I am at work then the bastard rears his purple head & that's it for the rest of the day. It gets in the friggin way!I wear a heavy tool pouch & I'm even lifting that fekker.

thank you for having the courage to bring this issue to light. i want you to know you are not alone, bro. i too have recently had trouble with irksomely insistent erections popping up like bolts from the blue.

each weekend, i participate in a basketball league for old dudes like myself. i'm pretty good. in fact i'd say i have definite couture-level flow on the court. the problem is, a lot of times girlfriends and wives come out to watch us play. it's just like back in high school or college when guys were just casually balling with each other on weekends or late at night and girls would naturally show up to watch.

a friend of mine's fiancee is pretty hot (and a redhead too which is gravy) and she was wearing some amazing boots last saturday and naturally i popped a giant boner. so i'm playing the whole game with a guilty boner for my friend's fiancee, but it gets worse. see when you get an erection in basketball shorts, it's pretty obvious. not necessarily obvious to the people watching from the sidelines, but to the guys around me it had to be clear i had wood. when you're jockeying for position for a rebound or something, you do a fair amount of bumping and grinding with the other dudes, and i noticed most of them were giving me a LOT of extra space--which was actually an advantage, my rebounds were way up that day.

finally, i went to dribble between my legs steve nash style, and the ball hit my penis and bounced back down on the floor. i'm a gamer, so i was able to fight through the pain, scoop the ball up and toss it to a teammate despite the obvious agony i was in, but TECHNICALLY that should have been a double-dribble except the ref was too embarrassed to blow the whistle on my boner.

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Where were you lot last night when I was having SERIOUS LADY WOOD?? Hmph.

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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Getting pissed with my mother & a couple of Marines.

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Where were you lot last night when I was having SERIOUS LADY WOOD?? Hmph.

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

This isn't rocket science bucko.

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ORIGINAL: Fornica

fr~
Holy hell. This is an amazing thread. I have actually wondered the same thing before, whether guys "acknowledge" each other's obvious uh..arousals. Same with strip clubs, when men go in a pack, I mean, like a bunch of straight dudes, don't they feel odd sitting hip to hip with Johnnyhardcock beside them? Or do you just like..avoid eye contact?
It must be hard having a penis.
heh.
hard.
see what I did there?

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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Neverread any of his stuff.

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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

Hahaha Fornica ^_^ One thing I will say is that I'm really glad I don't have such an obvious "signal" to give me away. =p 

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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

Hahaha Fornica ^_^ One thing I will say is that I'm really glad I don't have such an obvious "signal" to give me away. =p 

Jeez, Lilly - you do. It's nearly as obvious, when you know what to look for. It's just that men don't talk about it and won't ever give it away to women.