LookieNoNookie
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ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom I put in the application october 31st and she emailed me back but I didn't get it but I saw her today and explained what happened, she asked me when I wanted to take him home and I said ASAP, and she said I'll follow you home when you leave to check to make sure your yard is secure and you can have him tonight. I am very excited, and nervous, a deaf dog is new to me. I am looking forward to teaching him and watching him improve That is so fucking awesome! My secretary went out to a bunch of no kill facilities last week.....found me a guy (cat)...we donate to most of the agencies around town.....she filled out all the paperwork (faked my sig), told them how wonderful I was (am)....one of the questions on the form was...."what would cause you to bring back the animal?" and she wrote in...."if it was too aggressive". She didn't know that 30 years ago when I was an amoeba (and broke....but an animal lover then and now), I volunteered at a no kill.....and found this cat....big fat fucking thing....hated the Earth.....NO ONE could get anywhere near it.....they'd had the guy for about 4 weeks....full of hair mats, couldn't comb her out....the only way to make her presentable was to shave her down to her privates.....she was a walking fucking hair ball......put your hand in there....might as well ask that it gets cut off....or shredded.....I was 19 (testosterone's a wonderful fucking thing). It took me about 5 days (I was the only one ballsy enough to stick my arm in there) but I got him to "accept" me......I lost a LOT of blood! (And I ain't fucking kidding). That cat was the design standard for an Osterizer....... 6 weeks later we were pals....he looked forward to when I'd come in....and we found him a great home, in a barn.....killing things. Back to my secretary.....I told them I had to head out of state for a few days, said I'd be back on Friday to pick up my pals, went in and met my future buddies (got two) and I told the head lady there..."Sorry....I signed it (I lied) but my secretary filled it out....aggressive doesn't bother me....peeing on my head at 3 in the morning does. I'll take the two cats no one else wants....and hasn't taken....who's been here the longest?". Them are the 2 I got...and they're wondermous :)
< Message edited by LookieNoNookie -- 11/21/2011 8:49:44 PM >
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