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tazzygirl -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 12:17:55 PM)

Ohhh so you want me for my money and GT for everything else?

I see how you are, ashjor!



tazzygirl -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 12:19:13 PM)

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Tazzy,  apparently I'm now considered the Canuck Holly.  I'm especially clumsy and have hurt myself rather seriously hurt myself in the last month and 1/2 or so. 


Can you at least cook? I need someway to distinguish you from Holly.



MMasterMM -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 12:44:28 PM)

try crosshatching
vertical on one
/horizontal  on the other

hehehe!



Winterapple -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 1:02:05 PM)

Dear Santa
I've been a very good girl this year.
I only want two things.
To know it when I hear it and a
chemistry set.
I'll leave your favorite cookies for you
and treats for the reindeer and elves.
Love and here's hoping,
Apple



Ishtarr -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 2:09:43 PM)

Dear Santa,

The holiday season isn't a pleasant one for me this year. I'm sure you're aware of my worries.

All I really want for Christmas is for my steph-kids to survive the custody period with their mother.
Please let her new fiancee stay sober enough so that they don't need to watch him beat up and try to kill their mother again.
Please let social services find enough evidence during the upcoming visit so that we will finally be able to take legal action and have them safe.

With a heavy hearth,

Ishtar



poise -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 2:17:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Kirata

Dear Santa,

This was sent to me by mistake, so I am taking this opportunity to forward it to you:

quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

Dear Kirata Santa,

I have been a very good girl this year so far. May I please have one of these for Christmas? Pretty please?!

thebestestgoodestgirlever,

poise


I will vouch for her.

Kirata


Thank you ever so kindly Santa Kirata.
I shall try really really hard to remain vouchable for the next 31 days [:)]

And Santa, if you can't see to it to grant my wish, can you please at least fulfill everyone elses.



LillyBoPeep -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 3:06:16 PM)

Dear Santa,

I'd like to co-sign Ishtarr's wishlist.
And while you'rre putting together Fire's romantic sadistic bastard, would you mind putting together one more? Thannkies. :p

The goodest goodlier of the good,
LillyBoPeep



naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 3:09:21 PM)

Dear Forum Members who have contributed to this thread so far,

I will go over you wishes one by one and do my best to fulfill them.  I have a particular fondness for kinksters, at least most of them who post here.  I've been watching you all year, so be careful what you ask for as I know if you've been good naughty or bad naughty.  I'll check in every day and do my best to answer all requests.  If I miss you, please send me a c-mail.  I'll make sure to check here for your request. 

Now, everyone here be good and co-operate or I'll have to revise my list.  Sitting on Santa's lap is allowed, although Mrs Claus can be a jealous bitch.  Have to be careful, she knows how to wield a wicked rolling pin.  And damned if I didn't get her a heavy duty one.  Why you think I have to wear  that hat?  My head's all lumpy from all those hits.  And hey, I'm the Dominant.  She's usually a loveable submissive, but she does have her moments.  Something to do with the eggnog.

So write me here dear kinksters, and ask away. 



naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 3:16:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl
... Please send me a fat bank account and a slim body....

And dont get the confused like you did last year.

Dear Tazzy,
I'm sorry about the confusion last year.  I have so many kinksters on my list, and I'm getting a little old, gray moments you know.  And all those hits on the head from the Mrs, well, that doesn't help the memory either. 

I'll do my best to fulfill your wish.  But Santa isn't made of money you know.  Maybe a couple of lottery tickets would help?



naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 3:21:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BurntKitty
Dear Santa,

Please send me the "get up and go" that got up and went.

Dear Burnt Kitty,
Look for your "get up and go" on Christmas Day.  It'll be there.  It needed to go away for awhile to re-charge, all those batteries yanno, but it'll be back.



tolovetolaugh -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 3:25:26 PM)

Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is for my ankle to stop holding up my foot so I can go back to work and back to running off with yummy men to strange places.
Also a loving home for my two bengals.
Also a tazer, so I can show my best friend and be subsequently tortured with it. And probably get him a few times too.

And please, for the love of kinkiness, stop stuffing my stocking with all that girly stuff.
Do I look like a hello kitty girl?!
And what was with that frilly pink bow last year? Atleast coal I can use for grilling at the paintball park!
You think your funny, don't you Santa?
Or is this payback for the stuff markered on the baby Jesus in the manger?
I told you it wasn't what it looked like, I just thought a handle bar would help him get a bit more respect.



naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 3:38:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls
Send me that wonderful man with that delightfully dominant personality, that I can admire, respect, love, open all of myself up to, and serve. That would be the very best gift in all the world. What more could one ask?!

Dear Dusky,
Now that's a tough one to fulfill.  Seems good Men are hard to find these days.  But I know that there's one out there for you.  I just don't know who he is.  You have to wait until they're baked just right, and a little crispy on the edges.  I have Mrs Santa working on it, she's usually a really good baker, but she's been hittin the eggnog pretty heavy lately and they're either underdone or burnt.  You deserve the best, so I may have to hide the eggnog.  She'll be plenty upset and I may have to spend some time trying to hide the rolling pin.  But then she needs it to roll out a good man.  So it's an either/or thing with her.

But if you don't get your request by Christmas, don't give up hope.  There's a good man waiting for you out there.  One day you'll be surprised, and find him, or rather, you'll find each other. 



ashjor911 -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 4:27:47 PM)

Dear santa,
Please dont take GreedyTop phone number to your self .. !!

not you santa, the one who stole your identity (santa`s cock avatar) ^^^^^^^



naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 4:31:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady
A nice affordable house that doesn't require gutting after I buy it. A nice, reliable used car.

I can only do so much LL, but like Virginia you will find your perfect house. And possibly a cane in the corner of the living room.  It will be the perfect house.  As for the car, well, all I can do is wish for you to find the perfect mechanic to check out any nice used car you look at.  He's one of my elves, but it's a seeeekret.  So don't let on that you know when you take the car to him. 





naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 4:34:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gungadin09
Perspective. All i really want.

pam

Pam, you already have perspective.  After all you started the "absurd" thread, if that isn't perspective I don't know what is.  Remember the lion did have courage, the scarecrow had a brain and the tin man had a heart.  They just didn't know it until it was pointed out to them.

Anyone who can start such a thread, keep it running smoothly and have fun definitely has perspective.  So there ya go sweet lady, your perspective never went away.  It just got lost for a little while, it's back now. [:)]

ETA:  And yes Pam, Santa can deliver chocolate.  Some fine one too.  Now don't eat it all in one sitting, but then you're an adult now, I think you're old enough to savor every bite!



Duskypearls -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 4:44:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta

quote:

ORIGINAL: Duskypearls
Send me that wonderful man with that delightfully dominant personality, that I can admire, respect, love, open all of myself up to, and serve. That would be the very best gift in all the world. What more could one ask?!

Dear Dusky,
Now that's a tough one to fulfill.  Seems good Men are hard to find these days.  But I know that there's one out there for you.  I just don't know who he is.  You have to wait until they're baked just right, and a little crispy on the edges.  I have Mrs Santa working on it, she's usually a really good baker, but she's been hittin the eggnog pretty heavy lately and they're either underdone or burnt.  You deserve the best, so I may have to hide the eggnog.  She'll be plenty upset and I may have to spend some time trying to hide the rolling pin.  But then she needs it to roll out a good man.  So it's an either/or thing with her.

But if you don't get your request by Christmas, don't give up hope.  There's a good man waiting for you out there.  One day you'll be surprised, and find him, or rather, you'll find each other. 




OMG Santa, you are both too funny, and sweet. What can I get you for Christmas Santa? Surely, I can something for you, for a change. You into kink, my friend? Maybe we can make some kind of a deal!



naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 4:46:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: needlesandpins
i want to be enough.

enough money to keep my home next year would be wonderful.

needles

Needles, you ARE enough.  Santa and everyone on the boards sees that in you.  Now see it in yourself.  You are your own unique person, there's not another one like you, you're the special kind of woman who doesn't always see her worth but others do.  Go over to the "I Admit" thread and let it all go there.  People are generous for the most part and will offer you support, hugs and glitter.  Those are always good things.

The money thing is a bit more complicated, and I'll do my best to grant you that wish.  Be it a better paying job, an unexpected windfall or whatever way the money comes your way.  Good luck my dear, Santa is sending you good thoughts. 



naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 4:56:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Kirata
Dear Santa,

This was sent to me by mistake, so I am taking this opportunity to forward it to you:
quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

Dear Kirata Santa,

I have been a very good girl this year so far. May I please have one of these for Christmas? Pretty please?!

thebestestgoodestgirlever,

poise

She's talking about one of these:

[image]http://www.sigmaphoto.com/client/images/products/SD15.jpg[/image]

I will vouch for her.

Kirata

I have no doubt of your veracity Kirata.  Thank you very much for referring Poise's letter to me.  She is indeed a very good girl, I've been watching her for the last year now.  I will try my best to get her the gift she so wants.  Such an artist, she deserves one.  And I know she also does avatars for many of the posters here, including many of Santa's friends. 



anniezz338 -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 5:04:30 PM)

Dear Santa,

Psst...remember what you gave me last year? That was..... incredible! can i please please please have some more of the same? my formal begging letter was mailed yesterday and hopefully you should get it soon. Oh, and i have been practicing that....uh...thing you like so much. i so hope you will truly enjoy :)

Looking forward to being taken.....errr....seeing you again soon. xoxox



poise -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 5:10:11 PM)


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ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta

I have no doubt of your veracity Kirata.  Thank you very much for referring Poise's letter to me. 
She is indeed a very good girl, I've been watching her for the last year now. 
I will try my best to get her the gift she so wants. 

So, I don't have to decide between being good for Kirata, or being naughty for Santa?
Whew! Suffice it to say that you would have had 1 less naughty girl on your list. [image]http://www.collarme.com/images/smileys/0452.gif[/image]

Besides, you only come once a year. Kirata comes whenever he damn well pleases!



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