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ashjor911 -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 7:20:23 PM)
50 50 tazzy [;)]

tazzygirl -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 7:21:45 PM)
Depends on how good you are after Santa leaves.

peppermint -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 7:37:21 PM)
Dear Santa, Can we have a really boring year, please? There has just been too much excitement and hospitalizations the past 2 years.

gungadin09 -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 8:01:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta Pam, you already have perspective... Thanks, Santa. pam

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 8:04:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tolovetolaugh Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is for my ankle to stop holding up my foot so I can go back to work and back to running off with yummy men to strange places. Also a loving home for my two bengals. Also a tazer, so I can show my best friend and be subsequently tortured with it. And probably get him a few times too. And please, for the love of kinkiness, stop stuffing my stocking with all that girly stuff. Do I look like a hello kitty girl?! And what was with that frilly pink bow last year? Atleast coal I can use for grilling at the paintball park! You think your funny, don't you Santa? Or is this payback for the stuff markered on the baby Jesus in the manger? I told you it wasn't what it looked like, I just thought a handle bar would help him get a bit more respect. Awww ToLove, the ankle will heal at it's own speed. Santa can do many things, but he had to choose between becoming an M.D. and fulfilling the Santa legacy. My brother Karter chose to be the M.D. Your bengals will find good homes, they have you as a loving owner, and the kittehs will therefore ensure that you will pick the perfect new home for them. As for the Tazer, I'll do my best. Santa doesn't really like weapons, but since this is to be used for FUN, FUN, FUN, then that's a whole nuther ballgame. Hope you and your friend have a lot of fun with it. As for the girly stuff, that was an honest mistake. I'm Santa, but I'm not perfect either. You should have been there when I had to try to explain to the parents of the poor little girl why she got the bag of "goodies" and not the girly stuff. OY VEY! They threatened to sue Santa, and that just wouldn't do. Doesn't help that the little girl was just like Veruka from the Willie Wonka movie, and now wanted all the girly stuff x 4. She also wanted to keep the ahem special gifts, but I had to talk her out of those, and you can just imagine what a headache that was. Santa came away with a migraine, and when I got back to the North Pole, I was lucky enough that Mrs S. hadn't got to all the 'nog and rum balls. I got a little tiddly then decided Mrs S. needed a good diddling. Of course, I was smart enough to give her the bag of goodies and we had a smashing time. And do me a favor ToLove, leave the poor baby Jesus alone in his manger. I got the joke, but you sure insulted a whole bunch of people who have absolutely NO sense of ha-ha. It even made the news. I thought the handlebar was a funny thing, but others, well, meh, not so much.

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 8:11:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: anniezz338 Dear Santa, Psst...remember what you gave me last year? That was..... incredible! can i please please please have some more of the same? my formal begging letter was mailed yesterday and hopefully you should get it soon. Oh, and i have been practicing that....uh...thing you like so much. i so hope you will truly enjoy :) Looking forward to being taken.....errr....seeing you again soon. xoxox Annie, Awww, you don't need to send a begging letter Annie, and yes, I do remember what I sent you last year. Of course you can have some of the same this year. Glad you've been practicing, Santa always likes good girls to practice so they can make perfect. ;) I know I'll enjoy it just as much as last year. Now to keep Mrs S. from finding out, and I'm good to go. Shes' a jealous bitch that one. Now it's not just the rolling pin, she's started taking the nails and poking Santa in his man place. Santa is thinking of putting HER on the naughty list this year. Looking forward to taking, errr, seeing you in less than a month. Yeah baby, ride'em cowboy!!

GreedyTop -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 8:22:52 AM)
Dear Santa: I just wanna not worry so much about bills each paycheck... please may I have a raise? only a couple of dollars an hour or so? This ending each pay period with literally only pennies is tiresome and stressful. That kind of stress is bad for my health. I also know that I should be friggin grateful for even having a job, *and I am...* but, for once in my life I would like to feel like I am not a complete failure, so being able to pay my bills each month AND have enough left over to buy groceries and have a bit left from THAT to maybe go out and do something SOCIAL for a change would be nice. A munch sometimes would be good (especially since so many lovely FL folks came out to help me move here... I don't want them to think that was teh ONLY reason I contacted them!!). and once in a while (call me selfish) it would be nice to do something for those folks who have been there for me. Love, GT (and Greedy does not mean I am unmindful of the blessings I have gotten, and probably havent deserved....)

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 8:30:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 Dear santa, Please dont take GreedyTop phone number to your self .. !! not you santa, the one who stole your identity (santa`s cock avatar) ^^^^^^^ Ashjor, Santa does NOT take phone #s for himself. He's got enough problems trying to keep Mrs S from being so jealous, and she makes it pretty tough for me to get away anytime but Christmas Eve night into Christmas day early morning. She watches me like a hawk, she knows the wimminz haz a thing for a Rollie Pollie Jolly Man dressed in a red velvet suit with a jiggling belly. I didn't steal my identity, I promise, but it was the only photo Mrs S. would allow at the time. Apparently the other boudoir shots I had, well, she didn't quite approve of them. It took awhile for her to get with the program and talk her into my new photo. But then she has a thing for kissing under the mistletoe, so it turned into a fun evening. When she's not on the sauce, she's a good egg.

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 8:33:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls quote: ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls Send me that wonderful man with that delightfully dominant personality, that I can admire, respect, love, open all of myself up to, and serve. That would be the very best gift in all the world. What more could one ask?! Dear Dusky, Now that's a tough one to fulfill. Seems good Men are hard to find these days. But I know that there's one out there for you. I just don't know who he is. You have to wait until they're baked just right, and a little crispy on the edges. I have Mrs Santa working on it, she's usually a really good baker, but she's been hittin the eggnog pretty heavy lately and they're either underdone or burnt. You deserve the best, so I may have to hide the eggnog. She'll be plenty upset and I may have to spend some time trying to hide the rolling pin. But then she needs it to roll out a good man. So it's an either/or thing with her. But if you don't get your request by Christmas, don't give up hope. There's a good man waiting for you out there. One day you'll be surprised, and find him, or rather, you'll find each other. OMG Santa, you are both too funny, and sweet. What can I get you for Christmas Santa? Surely, I can something for you, for a change. You into kink, my friend? Maybe we can make some kind of a deal! Yes indeed Dusky, Santa is also a kinkster. I'm Dominant of course, but I'm sure we can make some sort of deal. Has to be a seeeekret though, can't have the elves or the reindeer whispering back to Mrs S. Or she might not let me out on Christmas Eve either. Damn soused wimmin, she has a nose like a hawk. Both literally and figuratively. [>:]

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 8:37:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: poise quote: ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta I have no doubt of your veracity Kirata. Thank you very much for referring Poise's letter to me. She is indeed a very good girl, I've been watching her for the last year now. I will try my best to get her the gift she so wants. So, I don't have to decide between being good for Kirata, or being naughty for Santa? Whew! Suffice it to say that you would have had 1 less naughty girl on your list. [image]http://www.collarme.com/images/smileys/0452.gif[/image] Besides, you only come once a year. Kirata comes whenever he damn well pleases! Poise, you never have to decide whether to be on being good for Kirata or being naughty for me. Both are indeed acceptable. And you're right, it's not fair that I only come one a year. But I've also been known to cum several times on my delivery night. O yes I have. Santa may not be getting any younger, but you can bet your britches young lady that he still has the stamina. Who needs Viagra when you're a jolly jiggly red-velvet suited hunka-hunka burning love?

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 8:39:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: defiantbadgirl Dear Santa, Please send me a portable dishwasher. I'm a lazy subbie. Also, a switch in my stocking would be so much better than the coal I got last year. Dear DBG, the reason for the coal was that you were indeed a lazy subbie. But I've seen much improvement this year, and hope you'll keep doing so. The portable dishwasher should be easy-peasy. And maybe a few toys for making Santa smile so widely anytime he looks at your avatar. That's enough to keep you off Santa's coal list.

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 8:45:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls quote: ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta quote: ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom I already talked to Santa in the mall! TFB, I hate to disappoint you, but that was one of my helpers. Since I can't be in every mall at the same time, I have to send out some of my taller elves to help all the UMs and others who want to tell Santa about their Christmas list. Then they report back to Mrs Santa. I have to be careful when I get the information from her, she's also started to eat the fruitcake soaked in rum that's been sitting here for about 15 yrs. She's even more soused than the eggnog makes her. I promise everyone that once Christmas is over, I'll be admitting her to the Fetty Bord Center once things calm down so she can go through re-hab again. Let's hope no one sneaks her any rum balls this try. I swear she's got a hold over the elves, and they refuse to tell me what it is. I'll tell you what it is Santa, the elves are her subs. Suprise! Sounds like you'd better try spending a little more time with the little lady, or there may be hell to pay! BTW, quit diddling those reindeer, will you? Bestiality is illegal, but surely you knew that, yes?! Well Dusky, I always suspected that, but seeing as how busy I keep the elves year round, she definitely gets enough from me. Although I guess I've noticed her switchy side, I do make allowances for poor ole Mrs S. She can't always take her frustrations out on me, I keep hiding the rolling ping, so I guess the elves have to do. AHEMTHIS IS A PSA* Contrary to popular belief, Santa has never, does not and never will diddle the reindeer. He feeds them well, has elves follow them around being their private pooper scoopers, and they only have to go out one night a year. So with all the single does, they have plenty to keep them busy. After all, they must pass on the gene so that Santa can perpetuate his legacy. We now return to our regularly scheduled program**

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 8:52:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kaliko If I were sitting on Santa's lap I can think of nothing that I would truly have to ask for. I suppose I would be distracted by the feel of his soft, red suit up against my legs, and the feel of his strong, gloved hands spreading my thighs apart as he whispers in my ear "What do you deserve?" If his fingers were to start to caress me as I tightened into him, wrapping my arms around his broad shoulders, grinding my thighs around his strong, unyielding arms and feeling the brush of his beard against my cheek, I can't imagine that anything that I would start to beg for would be anything that could be delivered in a box under a tree. Or, I would love a Starbucks gift card. I am dying for a mocha right now. Kaliko, You sure have a way of making Santa feel all warm and fuzzy on a cold day up in the North Pole. It's a good thing Mrs S. doesn't have access to my account, or we'd both be in trouble. I don't need her to start asking AGAIN if she can come on delivery night. That just would NOT do. I promise to stop by your place so that you can sit in my lap and whisper to me. As a matter of fact, I'd love for you to whisper the song "Santa Baby" in my ear. It's been so long since I've heard a sexy voice singing that to me. As for the Starbucks gift card, consider it done. I'd bring you the mocha right now, but the old battle-axe is looking at me suspiciously and she hasn't started in on the 'nog, the fruitcake or the rum balls yet. And let's face it, a divorce is out of the question. She'd get 1/2 the property, since she doesn't work. Can't have Santa's seeeeekrets getting out. She'd be a vengeful bitch. YEEEESH! The things I do for this job. But oooo, how it's worth it, in so many ways.

Duskypearls -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 8:52:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls quote: ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls Send me that wonderful man with that delightfully dominant personality, that I can admire, respect, love, open all of myself up to, and serve. That would be the very best gift in all the world. What more could one ask?! Dear Dusky, Now that's a tough one to fulfill. Seems good Men are hard to find these days. But I know that there's one out there for you. I just don't know who he is. You have to wait until they're baked just right, and a little crispy on the edges. I have Mrs Santa working on it, she's usually a really good baker, but she's been hittin the eggnog pretty heavy lately and they're either underdone or burnt. You deserve the best, so I may have to hide the eggnog. She'll be plenty upset and I may have to spend some time trying to hide the rolling pin. But then she needs it to roll out a good man. So it's an either/or thing with her. But if you don't get your request by Christmas, don't give up hope. There's a good man waiting for you out there. One day you'll be surprised, and find him, or rather, you'll find each other. OMG Santa, you are both too funny, and sweet. What can I get you for Christmas Santa? Surely, I can something for you, for a change. You into kink, my friend? Maybe we can make some kind of a deal! Yes indeed Dusky, Santa is also a kinkster. I'm Dominant of course, but I'm sure we can make some sort of deal. Has to be a seeeekret though, can't have the elves or the reindeer whispering back to Mrs S. Or she might not let me out on Christmas Eve either. Damn soused wimmin, she has a nose like a hawk. Both literally and figuratively. [>:] Santa baby, you and your smarts, and sense of humor are an incredible turn on, you wicked thing, you! Make sure you borrow and bring Mrs. Claus' rolling pin when you come, as I'm sure we can find some playful use for it. We'll turn that weapon into a "WOW" toy we'll long cherish and remember. Then maybe, you can convince the Mrs. to do the same, and she won't be such a jealous, cranky, old bitch all the time. Maybe you can even spring for her much needed nose job for X-mas. She might be nicer to you if she felt better about herself.

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 8:54:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls quote: ORIGINAL: Kaliko If I were sitting on Santa's lap I can think of nothing that I would truly have to ask for. I suppose I would be distracted by the feel of his soft, red suit up against my legs, and the feel of his strong, gloved hands spreading my thighs apart as he whispers in my ear "What do you deserve?" If his fingers were to start to caress me as I tightened into him, wrapping my arms around his broad shoulders, grinding my thighs around his strong, unyielding arms and feeling the brush of his beard against my cheek, I can't imagine that anything that I would start to beg for would be anything that could be delivered in a box under a tree. Or, I would love a Starbucks gift card. I am dying for a mocha right now. Hot stuff, girl. Nicely done! Ahem Santa concurs. Ahem

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 8:56:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BurntKitty Zelda has a request. [image]http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/5/128730016535717267.jpg[/image] Zelda, Santa will also deliver teh catnipz. Santa has a close affinity to all animals, and damn I was wondering where Rudolph had got to. Guess I'll make him my animal helper so they get all the treats they so deserve for being pet, friend, listening ear and cuddlebug to all the hoomins who take such great care of them.

Duskypearls -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 8:57:21 AM)
I suggest we all throw a Sinful Santa and His Subbies party, to show him just how grateful we can be for how good he's been to us. Whaddya say Santa? Think the Mrs. will let you out long enough for that? Maybe bring her along so we can teach her some stuff?!

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 8:59:18 AM)
dear Santa, can I be really bad next year? Please say yes pulease!!!

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 9:03:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne Dear Santa: I am not able to quite tell you what I want. I want a man that appreciates BBW and understands how I am. I need bubblewrap like Poohbear, especially around my head (been losing teeth). I need some tools so Mom and I don't have to depend on our neighbors or my brother to get the simplest things done (on laying the floor down Mom is set in her ways and wants to do things HER way). I do wish that my disability checks had more funds on them, but I have this nasty habit called Ebay. As far as I know, there is no rehab for that (but I get such great deals!). I wish we had a bigger trailer (3bd) so I can convert one bedroom to a library/craft room. I just recently lost a tooth so I am having to save monies up (after Ikkicon) for a partial. Better yet, have the dentist give me the partial on payment plans. I just want that cool tool that can cut tile and flooring (or a miter saw), a power tool set and a macho man who thinks that I have no idea how to do DIY. Let him do the work and I just brew up the iced tea for him and jiggle my titties off and on. Dear Shahar, Santa will do his best with your list. Nothing you have asked for is for personal gain, and that makes you near and dear to my heart. There are men out there who love BBWs. Santa knows for a fact that PoohBear and DaddysRedHead have recently found the love of their lives, and surprisingly enough, or maybe not so, through CM. You have to start with a sense of friendship and then the most amazing thing occurs, you fall in love with each other without knowing it was happening. I can also relate on the teeth and the tools needed. Santa will do his best to help you with both. Maybe I can conjure up a little magic potion so that your mom does read instructions and learns to follow them. But then Mrs S. is just like your mom, and it can be a nightmare. Who knew a puzzle of a horse could end up looking like a kitteh? There are days when that wimmin drives me half way to insane, and others when I just hug her and am thankful that she chose to marry me, when my other brother Karl was after her.

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 9:05:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl Ohhhhhhh Santa... Oops... I claim eating too much turkey today! No worries Tazzy, it was Thanksgiving, it's quite alright to each too much of such a tasty bird. You honoured him by making the most of what he had to offer. Himself, stuffed. [:D]

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