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naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 9:10:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl quote: ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl ... Please send me a fat bank account and a slim body.... And dont get the confused like you did last year. Dear Tazzy, I'm sorry about the confusion last year. I have so many kinksters on my list, and I'm getting a little old, gray moments you know. And all those hits on the head from the Mrs, well, that doesn't help the memory either. I'll do my best to fulfill your wish. But Santa isn't made of money you know. Maybe a couple of lottery tickets would help? I only need one ticket... with the winning number... and mine being the only winning ticket. Thats not too much to ask for. Tazzy, it wouldn't be, normally, but everyone wants the winning ticket. Yours may not me the one your receive right away, but someone has to win eventually, so keep hoping girl, even Santa gets his own lottery tickets. He'd like to take Mrs S. to Hawaii as an anniversary gift when she gets out of the Fetty Bord Clinic after the holidays. I'll have to watch for those rum punches and fruity umbrella drinks though. Or she'll be right back to where she started, only this time with a more expensive habit. I figure the fruitcakes and rumballs will no longer be enoough for her. Remember kiddies, Santa is not a paid positions, it's volunteer. A tradition passed down in the family to every first male heir. I'm glad to do it, don't get me wrong. And we're working on producing a Kris Junior at the moment.

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 9:31:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ishtarr quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl I only need one ticket... with the winning number... and mine being the only winning ticket. Thats not too much to ask for. I keep telling the clerk that, and he keeps giving me the wrong one. Evil fucker... Ishtarr, I wish the store clerks had a way of determining who's more deserving of winning lotto tickets, but alas, they don't hold that power. Or all their relatives would be willing. So, they can't be given that magic. Santa will do his best to ensure that the kinksters here are awarded some of the winning jackpots and that, they, in their infinite generosity, will share the wealth with those who so need it. Santa knows the generosity shown here at times, and the heartfelt sentiments sent to those in times of needs. That's why he decided to visit here this holiday season, to bring good cheer and lots of love to all of you who make his heart swell, his lips smile, and his infectious laughter fill the rooms here at the North Pole.

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 9:35:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: peppermint Dear Santa, Can we have a really boring year, please? There has just been too much excitement and hospitalizations the past 2 years. My dearest Peppermint, Rest assured that I will ensure to the best of my ability that you have a really boring Holiday season. Santa knows the travails you've been through these past 2 yrs, he does read the boards after all, and knows you need some peace and quiet to be given a chance to recoup and not have to worry for just that bit of time. Consider your wish granted Peppermint. And know that many of the posters here will stand besides you in hard times, just let them know and they'll be there. Whether it be virtual or in R/L, your friends are always there for you and you're never far from their thoughts and their hearts. Blessed quiet for you this year Peppermint.

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 9:39:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 quote: ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta Pam, you already have perspective... Thanks, Santa. pam Pam, You're so welcome. You just needed a helping hand in finding that your perspective never left you. Glad to have been of help. [:)]

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 9:48:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Dear Santa: I just wanna not worry so much about bills each paycheck... please may I have a raise? only a couple of dollars an hour or so? This ending each pay period with literally only pennies is tiresome and stressful. That kind of stress is bad for my health. I also know that I should be friggin grateful for even having a job, *and I am...* but, for once in my life I would like to feel like I am not a complete failure, so being able to pay my bills each month AND have enough left over to buy groceries and have a bit left from THAT to maybe go out and do something SOCIAL for a change would be nice. A munch sometimes would be good (especially since so many lovely FL folks came out to help me move here... I don't want them to think that was teh ONLY reason I contacted them!!). and once in a while (call me selfish) it would be nice to do something for those folks who have been there for me. Love, GT (and Greedy does not mean I am unmindful of the blessings I have gotten, and probably havent deserved....) Dear Greedy, Your boss is the one to grant you the raise, but I'll slip a word into his/her ear and hope it comes to fruition for you. Santa knows the hardships you've faced monetarily, and that many CM members wish the same for you. I will do my best to put that bug deep into your bosses ear. I know how hard you work, and indeed you're not asking for too much. I wish for you to have enough to pay your bills, put food on your table and gas in your car. As well as a bit of extra money so that you can go out a time or two a month and have a social life to enjoy. In no way did I ever construe your user name to indicate that you were a Greedy Monkey, I know how generous you've been to your fellow CMers, sending out good thoughts, hugs and prayers when needed. They know, as do I, that you have a kind heart and are a loving person. I can understand that you want to repay them in small ways, but also know that they do not expect gifts from you, of any kind. Your friendship is more than enough to show them how you love and care for them. Have a Happy Holiday Season my friend, and know that Santa wants you to have a great Christmas.

tazzygirl -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 9:54:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ishtarr quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl I only need one ticket... with the winning number... and mine being the only winning ticket. Thats not too much to ask for. I keep telling the clerk that, and he keeps giving me the wrong one. Evil fucker... Its a conspiracy, i tell you!

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 9:54:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls quote: ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls quote: ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls Send me that wonderful man with that delightfully dominant personality, that I can admire, respect, love, open all of myself up to, and serve. That would be the very best gift in all the world. What more could one ask?! Dear Dusky, Now that's a tough one to fulfill. Seems good Men are hard to find these days. But I know that there's one out there for you. I just don't know who he is. You have to wait until they're baked just right, and a little crispy on the edges. I have Mrs Santa working on it, she's usually a really good baker, but she's been hittin the eggnog pretty heavy lately and they're either underdone or burnt. You deserve the best, so I may have to hide the eggnog. She'll be plenty upset and I may have to spend some time trying to hide the rolling pin. But then she needs it to roll out a good man. So it's an either/or thing with her. But if you don't get your request by Christmas, don't give up hope. There's a good man waiting for you out there. One day you'll be surprised, and find him, or rather, you'll find each other. OMG Santa, you are both too funny, and sweet. What can I get you for Christmas Santa? Surely, I can something for you, for a change. You into kink, my friend? Maybe we can make some kind of a deal! Yes indeed Dusky, Santa is also a kinkster. I'm Dominant of course, but I'm sure we can make some sort of deal. Has to be a seeeekret though, can't have the elves or the reindeer whispering back to Mrs S. Or she might not let me out on Christmas Eve either. Damn soused wimmin, she has a nose like a hawk. Both literally and figuratively. [>:] Santa baby, you and your smarts, and sense of humor are an incredible turn on, you wicked thing, you! Make sure you borrow and bring Mrs. Claus' rolling pin when you come, as I'm sure we can find some playful use for it. We'll turn that weapon into a "WOW" toy we'll long cherish and remember. Then maybe, you can convince the Mrs. to do the same, and she won't be such a jealous, cranky, old bitch all the time. Maybe you can even spring for her much needed nose job for X-mas. She might be nicer to you if she felt better about herself. Well thank you so much Dusky. I will make sure to bring Mrs S.'s rolling pin so that we can find various playful uses for it. That might just work for the cranky ole bitchy souse she is, I'll have to buy her a new one too. As I'll be gifting the one I bring to you of course. I'll try to approach her about the nose job, but she's so sensitive, even more than Rudolph and his red nose that it's a point of contention between us. I keep trying to tell her I married her, not her body parts, but sometimes wimminz just won't listen. I am a kind and considerate Dominant, but she can be a stubborn subbie. I make sure not to punish her, I show her how to do it the way I want, and praise her at every turn, but sometimes she just has to bring out the brat and SAM at the same time, and with Christmas approaching so fast, I just don't have the time to deal with her. Hence more sousing for her at this time of year.

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 10:00:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls I suggest we all throw a Sinful Santa and His Subbies party, to show him just how grateful we can be for how good he's been to us. Whaddya say Santa? Think the Mrs. will let you out long enough for that? Maybe bring her along so we can teach her some stuff?! Well thankee Dusky, Santa's never had anyone throw him a party before. And a "Sinful Santa and His Subbies" party sounds like sooooo much naughty, nekkid and wicked fun. You can bet I'll be in attendance. I think the Mrs may not appreciate it too much, but if I let her bring along an Elf or 3, she may be more receptive to the idea. If not, then I'll just sneak out once I've fed her double rations of fruitcake and rum balls, having also triple spiked the punch. She won't wake up for a day or 3, which should be perfect timing for me to get back home. You're so thoughtful, please look under the tree for an extra-special gift from Santa this year. It should be a doozie!!

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 10:03:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero dear Santa, can I be really bad next year? Please say yes pulease!!! Why Nine, of course you can be really bad next year, as long as it's done in a naughty way and doesn't hurt anyone physically or emotionally. Santa likes his kinksters to remember SSC and RACK of course. So go out there, and be as bad as you want to be. Have a fun 2012 Nine.

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 10:05:00 AM)
Fanx Santa. I still believe in you. (hugs)

GreedyTop -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 10:07:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Dear Santa: I just wanna not worry so much about bills each paycheck... please may I have a raise? only a couple of dollars an hour or so? This ending each pay period with literally only pennies is tiresome and stressful. That kind of stress is bad for my health. I also know that I should be friggin grateful for even having a job, *and I am...* but, for once in my life I would like to feel like I am not a complete failure, so being able to pay my bills each month AND have enough left over to buy groceries and have a bit left from THAT to maybe go out and do something SOCIAL for a change would be nice. A munch sometimes would be good (especially since so many lovely FL folks came out to help me move here... I don't want them to think that was teh ONLY reason I contacted them!!). and once in a while (call me selfish) it would be nice to do something for those folks who have been there for me. Love, GT (and Greedy does not mean I am unmindful of the blessings I have gotten, and probably havent deserved....) Dear Greedy, Your boss is the one to grant you the raise, but I'll slip a word into his/her ear and hope it comes to fruition for you. Santa knows the hardships you've faced monetarily, and that many CM members wish the same for you. I will do my best to put that bug deep into your bosses ear. I know how hard you work, and indeed you're not asking for too much. I wish for you to have enough to pay your bills, put food on your table and gas in your car. As well as a bit of extra money so that you can go out a time or two a month and have a social life to enjoy. In no way did I ever construe your user name to indicate that you were a Greedy Monkey, I know how generous you've been to your fellow CMers, sending out good thoughts, hugs and prayers when needed. They know, as do I, that you have a kind heart and are a loving person. I can understand that you want to repay them in small ways, but also know that they do not expect gifts from you, of any kind. Your friendship is more than enough to show them how you love and care for them. Have a Happy Holiday Season my friend, and know that Santa wants you to have a great Christmas. dammit, now I'm weepy... hugs and kisses (tell Mrs S that these are kisses of gratitude and friendship - and the gropes are simply my way of emphasizing such!) grins, weepily

Duskypearls -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 10:07:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls quote: ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls quote: ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls Send me that wonderful man with that delightfully dominant personality, that I can admire, respect, love, open all of myself up to, and serve. That would be the very best gift in all the world. What more could one ask?! Dear Dusky, Now that's a tough one to fulfill. Seems good Men are hard to find these days. But I know that there's one out there for you. I just don't know who he is. You have to wait until they're baked just right, and a little crispy on the edges. I have Mrs Santa working on it, she's usually a really good baker, but she's been hittin the eggnog pretty heavy lately and they're either underdone or burnt. You deserve the best, so I may have to hide the eggnog. She'll be plenty upset and I may have to spend some time trying to hide the rolling pin. But then she needs it to roll out a good man. So it's an either/or thing with her. But if you don't get your request by Christmas, don't give up hope. There's a good man waiting for you out there. One day you'll be surprised, and find him, or rather, you'll find each other. OMG Santa, you are both too funny, and sweet. What can I get you for Christmas Santa? Surely, I can something for you, for a change. You into kink, my friend? Maybe we can make some kind of a deal! Yes indeed Dusky, Santa is also a kinkster. I'm Dominant of course, but I'm sure we can make some sort of deal. Has to be a seeeekret though, can't have the elves or the reindeer whispering back to Mrs S. Or she might not let me out on Christmas Eve either. Damn soused wimmin, she has a nose like a hawk. Both literally and figuratively. [>:] Santa baby, you and your smarts, and sense of humor are an incredible turn on, you wicked thing, you! Make sure you borrow and bring Mrs. Claus' rolling pin when you come, as I'm sure we can find some playful use for it. We'll turn that weapon into a "WOW" toy we'll long cherish and remember. Then maybe, you can convince the Mrs. to do the same, and she won't be such a jealous, cranky, old bitch all the time. Maybe you can even spring for her much needed nose job for X-mas. She might be nicer to you if she felt better about herself. Well thank you so much Dusky. I will make sure to bring Mrs S.'s rolling pin so that we can find various playful uses for it. That might just work for the cranky ole bitchy souse she is, I'll have to buy her a new one too. As I'll be gifting the one I bring to you of course. I'll try to approach her about the nose job, but she's so sensitive, even more than Rudolph and his red nose that it's a point of contention between us. I keep trying to tell her I married her, not her body parts, but sometimes wimminz just won't listen. I am a kind and considerate Dominant, but she can be a stubborn subbie. I make sure not to punish her, I show her how to do it the way I want, and praise her at every turn, but sometimes she just has to bring out the brat and SAM at the same time, and with Christmas approaching so fast, I just don't have the time to deal with her. Hence more sousing for her at this time of year. What a clever bugger you are! You have helped me decide what I deserve and want for X-mas and thereafter.....YOU, you playful devil!

Duskypearls -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 10:09:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls I suggest we all throw a Sinful Santa and His Subbies party, to show him just how grateful we can be for how good he's been to us. Whaddya say Santa? Think the Mrs. will let you out long enough for that? Maybe bring her along so we can teach her some stuff?! Well thankee Dusky, Santa's never had anyone throw him a party before. And a "Sinful Santa and His Subbies" party sounds like sooooo much naughty, nekkid and wicked fun. You can bet I'll be in attendance. I think the Mrs may not appreciate it too much, but if I let her bring along an Elf or 3, she may be more receptive to the idea. If not, then I'll just sneak out once I've fed her double rations of fruitcake and rum balls, having also triple spiked the punch. She won't wake up for a day or 3, which should be perfect timing for me to get back home. You're so thoughtful, please look under the tree for an extra-special gift from Santa this year. It should be a doozie!! Hahahahaha...followed by a joyful tear. Thanks for making me smile and laugh so bloody hard. What a gift you have!

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 10:12:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl quote: ORIGINAL: Ishtarr quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl I only need one ticket... with the winning number... and mine being the only winning ticket. Thats not too much to ask for. I keep telling the clerk that, and he keeps giving me the wrong one. Evil fucker... Its a conspiracy, i tell you! AHEMPSA* Santa wants it to be known that he is NOT involved in any conspiracy regarding the winning of winning lottery tickets We now return you to our regularly scheduled program That is all

tazzygirl -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 10:15:00 AM)
ahem Tazzy wants it known she was talking about the evil store clerks and not Santa. [8D]

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 10:15:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero Fanx Santa. I still believe in you. (hugs) You're welcome Nine. It's nice to know that some people still believe in me. The Christmas spirit isn't what it used to be, but CMers have brought Santa to believe that it's still alive and well in the kinky world. [:)]

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 10:17:59 AM)
it is still strong here.

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 10:19:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop quote: ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Dear Santa: I just wanna not worry so much about bills each paycheck... please may I have a raise? only a couple of dollars an hour or so? This ending each pay period with literally only pennies is tiresome and stressful. That kind of stress is bad for my health. I also know that I should be friggin grateful for even having a job, *and I am...* but, for once in my life I would like to feel like I am not a complete failure, so being able to pay my bills each month AND have enough left over to buy groceries and have a bit left from THAT to maybe go out and do something SOCIAL for a change would be nice. A munch sometimes would be good (especially since so many lovely FL folks came out to help me move here... I don't want them to think that was teh ONLY reason I contacted them!!). and once in a while (call me selfish) it would be nice to do something for those folks who have been there for me. Love, GT (and Greedy does not mean I am unmindful of the blessings I have gotten, and probably havent deserved....) Dear Greedy, Your boss is the one to grant you the raise, but I'll slip a word into his/her ear and hope it comes to fruition for you. Santa knows the hardships you've faced monetarily, and that many CM members wish the same for you. I will do my best to put that bug deep into your bosses ear. I know how hard you work, and indeed you're not asking for too much. I wish for you to have enough to pay your bills, put food on your table and gas in your car. As well as a bit of extra money so that you can go out a time or two a month and have a social life to enjoy. In no way did I ever construe your user name to indicate that you were a Greedy Monkey, I know how generous you've been to your fellow CMers, sending out good thoughts, hugs and prayers when needed. They know, as do I, that you have a kind heart and are a loving person. I can understand that you want to repay them in small ways, but also know that they do not expect gifts from you, of any kind. Your friendship is more than enough to show them how you love and care for them. Have a Happy Holiday Season my friend, and know that Santa wants you to have a great Christmas. dammit, now I'm weepy... hugs and kisses (tell Mrs S that these are kisses of gratitude and friendship - and the gropes are simply my way of emphasizing such!) grins, weepily Awwww Greedy, no need to get weepy. Santa is here to fulfill all the kinksters wishes for the Holidays. Mrs S. understands the hugs and kisses of gratitude although she's been known to look askance at the gropage. But then it might just be the cross-eyes. It's kinda hard to tell sometimes with that beak she calls a nose. [:D]

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 10:22:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls quote: ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls quote: ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls quote: ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls Send me that wonderful man with that delightfully dominant personality, that I can admire, respect, love, open all of myself up to, and serve. That would be the very best gift in all the world. What more could one ask?! Dear Dusky, Now that's a tough one to fulfill. Seems good Men are hard to find these days. But I know that there's one out there for you. I just don't know who he is. You have to wait until they're baked just right, and a little crispy on the edges. I have Mrs Santa working on it, she's usually a really good baker, but she's been hittin the eggnog pretty heavy lately and they're either underdone or burnt. You deserve the best, so I may have to hide the eggnog. She'll be plenty upset and I may have to spend some time trying to hide the rolling pin. But then she needs it to roll out a good man. So it's an either/or thing with her. But if you don't get your request by Christmas, don't give up hope. There's a good man waiting for you out there. One day you'll be surprised, and find him, or rather, you'll find each other. OMG Santa, you are both too funny, and sweet. What can I get you for Christmas Santa? Surely, I can something for you, for a change. You into kink, my friend? Maybe we can make some kind of a deal! Yes indeed Dusky, Santa is also a kinkster. I'm Dominant of course, but I'm sure we can make some sort of deal. Has to be a seeeekret though, can't have the elves or the reindeer whispering back to Mrs S. Or she might not let me out on Christmas Eve either. Damn soused wimmin, she has a nose like a hawk. Both literally and figuratively. [>:] Santa baby, you and your smarts, and sense of humor are an incredible turn on, you wicked thing, you! Make sure you borrow and bring Mrs. Claus' rolling pin when you come, as I'm sure we can find some playful use for it. We'll turn that weapon into a "WOW" toy we'll long cherish and remember. Then maybe, you can convince the Mrs. to do the same, and she won't be such a jealous, cranky, old bitch all the time. Maybe you can even spring for her much needed nose job for X-mas. She might be nicer to you if she felt better about herself. Well thank you so much Dusky. I will make sure to bring Mrs S.'s rolling pin so that we can find various playful uses for it. That might just work for the cranky ole bitchy souse she is, I'll have to buy her a new one too. As I'll be gifting the one I bring to you of course. I'll try to approach her about the nose job, but she's so sensitive, even more than Rudolph and his red nose that it's a point of contention between us. I keep trying to tell her I married her, not her body parts, but sometimes wimminz just won't listen. I am a kind and considerate Dominant, but she can be a stubborn subbie. I make sure not to punish her, I show her how to do it the way I want, and praise her at every turn, but sometimes she just has to bring out the brat and SAM at the same time, and with Christmas approaching so fast, I just don't have the time to deal with her. Hence more sousing for her at this time of year. What a clever bugger you are! You have helped me decide what I deserve and want for X-mas and thereafter.....YOU, you playful devil! I will be available to you one day a year dear Dusky. I have to spread the joy and good tidings and avoid Mrs S. becoming too suspicious.

naughtynicesanta -> RE: Dear Santa (11/26/2011 10:24:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl ahem Tazzy wants it known she was talking about the evil store clerks and not Santa. [8D] Santa would like to thank Tazzy for clearing up any misunderstanding. [;)] That is all.

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