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RE: Dear Santa - 11/26/2011 10:25:08 AM

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for Santa (not saying these are things I want.. well, teh convertible would be rawkin!!), but I think it's a fun song, and I hope it makes you smile!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMmSbxB_Sg

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RE: Dear Santa - 11/26/2011 10:25:24 AM

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I suggest we all throw a Sinful Santa and His Subbies party, to show him just how grateful we can be for how good he's been to us.

Whaddya say Santa? Think the Mrs. will let you out long enough for that? Maybe bring her along so we can teach her some stuff?!

Well thankee Dusky, Santa's never had anyone throw him a party before. And a "Sinful Santa and His Subbies" party sounds like sooooo much naughty, nekkid and wicked fun. You can bet I'll be in attendance.

I think the Mrs may not appreciate it too much, but if I let her bring along an Elf or 3, she may be more receptive to the idea. If not, then I'll just sneak out once I've fed her double rations of fruitcake and rum balls, having also triple spiked the punch. She won't wake up for a day or 3, which should be perfect timing for me to get back home.

You're so thoughtful, please look under the tree for an extra-special gift from Santa this year. It should be a doozie!!

Hahahahaha...followed by a joyful tear. Thanks for making me smile and laugh so bloody hard. What a gift you have!

I try Dusky, I really try sooooooooooo hard!

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RE: Dear Santa - 11/26/2011 10:31:04 AM

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No problem Santa. We can clean up your tab when you visit.

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RE: Dear Santa - 11/26/2011 10:34:01 AM

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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls
I suggest we all throw a Sinful Santa and His Subbies party, to show him just how grateful we can be for how good he's been to us.

Whaddya say Santa? Think the Mrs. will let you out long enough for that? Maybe bring her along so we can teach her some stuff?!

Well thankee Dusky, Santa's never had anyone throw him a party before. And a "Sinful Santa and His Subbies" party sounds like sooooo much naughty, nekkid and wicked fun. You can bet I'll be in attendance.

I think the Mrs may not appreciate it too much, but if I let her bring along an Elf or 3, she may be more receptive to the idea. If not, then I'll just sneak out once I've fed her double rations of fruitcake and rum balls, having also triple spiked the punch. She won't wake up for a day or 3, which should be perfect timing for me to get back home.

You're so thoughtful, please look under the tree for an extra-special gift from Santa this year. It should be a doozie!!

Hahahahaha...followed by a joyful tear. Thanks for making me smile and laugh so bloody hard. What a gift you have!

I try Dusky, I really try sooooooooooo hard!

Duly noted, and appreciated.

Hey everyone, how about we all leave a litte something under the tree for Santa this year. After all his faithful years of service (without ever getting tipped for delivering - think back to that contentious tipping thread, won't you?), does he not deserve reward?

What might you all like to give him? What do you think he would like most?

I say let's make this, "Do Right By Santa Day," and do it up right.

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RE: Dear Santa - 11/26/2011 10:37:07 AM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
for Santa (not saying these are things I want.. well, teh convertible would be rawkin!!), but I think it's a fun song, and I hope it makes you smile!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMmSbxB_Sg

Greedy,
You just made Santa's day. Santa Baby sung by Eartha Kitt is my absolutely favorite song in the whole wide world. And yes, teh convertible would be rawkin, but they're kinda hard to find these days. You made me smile, I thank you very much. You can also look for a special something extra under the tree.
*agratefulSanta*

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RE: Dear Santa - 11/26/2011 10:38:30 AM

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No problem Santa. We can clean up your tab when you visit.

Thanks Tazzy!

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RE: Dear Santa - 11/26/2011 12:46:08 PM

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Dear Santa,

You sure are a busy rascal, aren't you?

I'll take what Tazzy's having! (if it's not too much trouble)

*smoochies*

~Christina

p.s. remember...we'll always have that mid winter's night in Michigan...

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RE: Dear Santa - 11/26/2011 12:51:43 PM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

for Santa (not saying these are things I want.. well, teh convertible would be rawkin!!), but I think it's a fun song, and I hope it makes you smile!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMmSbxB_Sg

Great minds think alike! I posted the same song on Santa's intro thread. My link didn't have the lovely visuals of Miss Kitt however.....

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RE: Dear Santa - 11/27/2011 4:25:39 PM

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Dear Santa,

You sure are a busy rascal, aren't you?

I'll take what Tazzy's having! (if it's not too much trouble)

*smoochies*

~Christina

p.s. remember...we'll always have that mid winter's night in Michigan...

Christina,
Why yes, I have been a busy rascal. But being a kinky Santa does have its perks. Like that night you were talking about. It's a night I'll never forget, look for something special under the tree this year. Just from me to you.

And of course, your wish for the same thing Tazzy requested is done already. And of course it's not too much trouble. You've been a good girl this year, and *ahem* obviously last year too, so your wish is granted.

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RE: Dear Santa - 11/27/2011 4:28:37 PM

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ORIGINAL: hlen5

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
for Santa (not saying these are things I want.. well, teh convertible would be rawkin!!), but I think it's a fun song, and I hope it makes you smile!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMmSbxB_Sg

Great minds think alike! I posted the same song on Santa's intro thread. My link didn't have the lovely visuals of Miss Kitt however.....

I saw that Hlen, and great minds do indeed think alike. You know it's one of Santa's favorite songs, your post was just as special as Greedy's. I knew Miss Kitt way back when and oooooo she could a a naughty Kitteh with that voice of hers. I still shiver when I listen to her sing. She was indeed a very special lady in my heart. Thanks for reminding me also.

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RE: Dear Santa - 11/27/2011 4:29:30 PM

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Dear Santa

While I'm waiting for my perfect (for me) guy could I have one of the slightly crispy around the edges? I know that patience is a virtue but geez it's been...a while if you know what I mean.

Fire

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RE: Dear Santa - 11/27/2011 4:47:18 PM

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ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx
Dear Santa,

You sure are a busy rascal, aren't you?

I'll take what Tazzy's having! (if it's not too much trouble)

*smoochies*

~Christina

p.s. remember...we'll always have that mid winter's night in Michigan...

Christina,
Why yes, I have been a busy rascal. But being a kinky Santa does have its perks. Like that night you were talking about. It's a night I'll never forget, look for something special under the tree this year. Just from me to you.

And of course, your wish for the same thing Tazzy requested is done already. And of course it's not too much trouble. You've been a good girl this year, and *ahem* obviously last year too, so your wish is granted.

Santa, apparently you do get around, you naughty, frisky little thing you!

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RE: Dear Santa - 11/27/2011 6:06:26 PM

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Dear Santa:

Thanks for replying, however Mom and I got a wee problem. The entertainment center she picked up from Family Dollar is made of the shit called particle board. The maker did not put in enough dowels and we had to get a 3/16 wooden rod to work on. The holes did not line up with the dowels and one of them is trying to poke through the top.

I have already threatened my brother that I will go to Lowes and get the woods necessary to make one up for Mom. He is trying his best to calm me down but I hate seeing my Mom waste money on cheap shit (I would of got the $100 center myself from Walmart).

Perhaps if Mrs. Claus can slip me a few of those rum balls, I will feel better. The rum creme in the fridge is looking good now and we have not been shopping yet!!!

I also take one of those men crispy around the edges like Fire wants. If you take a look at who has NOT been getting any list, you will see that my name is close to the top. I am talking frustration central here!

Shahar

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RE: Dear Santa - 11/28/2011 6:46:34 PM

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Dear Santa

While I'm waiting for my perfect (for me) guy could I have one of the slightly crispy around the edges? I know that patience is a virtue but geez it's been...a while if you know what I mean.

Fire

Fire,
I know you've been waiting for what seems like forever. But I'd feel really bad if I gave you some guy that you'd settle for, not the perfect guy for you. Remember there are a few of your fellow sistahs who waited quite awhile to find their perfect guy and these ones started off as friendships. Don't give up hunny, you know he'll come to you when you least expect it.

While you're waiting, maybe I could send you a huge coffee cup that Mrs S. could make you? One that would be personalized and remind you never to give up? I'm sure that would cheer you up. I can also send a supply of batteries for your BOBs, assuming you have some. At least they don't talk back, you don't have to feed them and you don't have to watch sports on TV all the time or clean their dirty dishes and unnerpance!

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RE: Dear Santa - 11/28/2011 6:49:01 PM

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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

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ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx
Dear Santa,

You sure are a busy rascal, aren't you?

I'll take what Tazzy's having! (if it's not too much trouble)

*smoochies*

~Christina

p.s. remember...we'll always have that mid winter's night in Michigan...

Christina,
Why yes, I have been a busy rascal. But being a kinky Santa does have its perks. Like that night you were talking about. It's a night I'll never forget, look for something special under the tree this year. Just from me to you.

And of course, your wish for the same thing Tazzy requested is done already. And of course it's not too much trouble. You've been a good girl this year, and *ahem* obviously last year too, so your wish is granted.

Santa, apparently you do get around, you naughty, frisky little thing you!

Well of course I do Dusky, I make sure the Mrs is sozzled on rum balls or fruitcake, that's her main meal these days, and I get to sneak out occasionally. Makes for some great times with the women who ooo sooo need a Santa in their lives.

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RE: Dear Santa - 11/28/2011 6:55:01 PM

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Dear Santa:

Thanks for replying, however Mom and I got a wee problem. The entertainment center she picked up from Family Dollar is made of the shit called particle board. The maker did not put in enough dowels and we had to get a 3/16 wooden rod to work on. The holes did not line up with the dowels and one of them is trying to poke through the top.

I have already threatened my brother that I will go to Lowes and get the woods necessary to make one up for Mom. He is trying his best to calm me down but I hate seeing my Mom waste money on cheap shit (I would of got the $100 center myself from Walmart).

Perhaps if Mrs. Claus can slip me a few of those rum balls, I will feel better. The rum creme in the fridge is looking good now and we have not been shopping yet!!!

I also take one of those men crispy around the edges like Fire wants. If you take a look at who has NOT been getting any list, you will see that my name is close to the top. I am talking frustration central here!

Shahar

Shahar,
Please know I'll slip you a few of the rumballs, as getting Mrs S. to give them up is like asking, well, an elephant to give up it's trunk. We all know how impossible that is. So the next shipment that comes in, I'll "lose" a few or 5 boxes (they come by the dozen) and bring them to you.

Yes m'dear, I know you're also one of those near the top for "not gettin' none". How about if I drop by one evening, not Christmas Eve of course, and take you out for a *ahem* good time. I'm sure I could make the wait for the perfect one a little less lonely for you. Santa is indeed a very good Dominant (not that I'm bragging), and I could get your motor revving and keep it there for quite awhile.

If I'm going to deliver Men to my special ladies asking, then I want to deliver perfection. No settling at all. You all deserve the best, and as the UMs get perfect gifts, then so should the ladies get the right Men for them.

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RE: Dear Santa - 11/28/2011 8:59:04 PM

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Dang, Santa, you are GOOD!

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< Message edited by tazzygirl -- 11/28/2011 9:05:33 PM >

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RE: Dear Santa - 11/28/2011 9:06:26 PM

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ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta

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ORIGINAL: hlen5

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
for Santa (not saying these are things I want.. well, teh convertible would be rawkin!!), but I think it's a fun song, and I hope it makes you smile!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMmSbxB_Sg

Great minds think alike! I posted the same song on Santa's intro thread. My link didn't have the lovely visuals of Miss Kitt however.....

I saw that Hlen, and great minds do indeed think alike. You know it's one of Santa's favorite songs, your post was just as special as Greedy's. I knew Miss Kitt way back when and oooooo she could a a naughty Kitteh with that voice of hers. I still shiver when I listen to her sing. She was indeed a very special lady in my heart. Thanks for reminding me also.

Thank You Santa!!

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RE: Dear Santa - 11/28/2011 10:08:49 PM

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Dang, Santa, you are GOOD!

~edited for language

Darn Tootin, that's why I'm Santa!!

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RE: Dear Santa - 11/28/2011 10:10:27 PM

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ORIGINAL: hlen5

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ORIGINAL: naughtynicesanta

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ORIGINAL: hlen5

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
for Santa (not saying these are things I want.. well, teh convertible would be rawkin!!), but I think it's a fun song, and I hope it makes you smile!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMmSbxB_Sg

Great minds think alike! I posted the same song on Santa's intro thread. My link didn't have the lovely visuals of Miss Kitt however.....

I saw that Hlen, and great minds do indeed think alike. You know it's one of Santa's favorite songs, your post was just as special as Greedy's. I knew Miss Kitt way back when and oooooo she could a a naughty Kitteh with that voice of hers. I still shiver when I listen to her sing. She was indeed a very special lady in my heart. Thanks for reminding me also.

Thank You Santa!!

You're more than welcome DearHeart Hlen!

Awww, you made my already rosy red cheeks blush even more. You are a sweetie!

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