Dear Santa (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid



Message

tazzygirl -> Dear Santa (11/23/2011 6:39:04 PM)

... Please send me a fat bank account and a slim body....

And dont get the confused like you did last year.




BurntKitty -> RE: Dear Santa (11/23/2011 6:40:35 PM)

Dear Santa,

Please send me the "get up and go" that got up and went.



Duskypearls -> RE: Dear Santa (11/23/2011 6:45:02 PM)

Send me that wonderful man with that delightfully dominant personality, that I can admire, respect, love, open all of myself up to, and serve. That would be the very best gift in all the world. What more could one ask?!



LafayetteLady -> RE: Dear Santa (11/23/2011 10:02:53 PM)

A nice affordable house that doesn't require gutting after I buy it. A nice, reliable used car.



gungadin09 -> RE: Dear Santa (11/23/2011 10:05:41 PM)

Perspective. All i really want.

pam



tazzygirl -> RE: Dear Santa (11/23/2011 10:06:30 PM)

You lost me with that, pam.... lol... ok, your edit made sense!

thank you



gungadin09 -> RE: Dear Santa (11/23/2011 10:16:47 PM)

Some chocolate would be nice, too.

pam



Duskypearls -> RE: Dear Santa (11/23/2011 10:17:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gungadin09

Perspective. All i really want.

pam


Yeah, but what perspective, and what's wrong with the one you've got?



gungadin09 -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 1:00:08 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Duskypearls
...what's wrong with the one you've got?


Right now, i feel like i don't have any.

pam



needlesandpins -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 1:29:44 AM)

i want to be enough.

enough money to keep my home next year would be wonderful.

needles



Kirata -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 1:38:55 AM)

Dear Santa,

This was sent to me by mistake, so I am taking this opportunity to forward it to you:

quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

Dear Kirata Santa,

I have been a very good girl this year so far. May I please have one of these for Christmas? Pretty please?!

thebestestgoodestgirlever,

poise

She's talking about one of these:

[image]http://www.sigmaphoto.com/client/images/products/SD15.jpg[/image]

I will vouch for her.

Kirata



TheFireWithinMe -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 3:12:47 AM)

A little bit of sanity would be nice. Oh and a beating or two wouldn't be turned away. Oh and sex, it's been....a while. All in the packaging of a wonderful romantic sadistic bastard.

thanks in advance,

Fire



TheFireWithinMe -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 4:10:39 AM)

Oh and Santa please bring my friend Poohbear enough bubblewrap to keep her safe.



tazzygirl -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 5:51:58 AM)

I thought it was Holly who needed the bubble wrap.



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 9:22:08 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheFireWithinMe
Oh and Santa please bring my friend Poohbear enough bubblewrap to keep her safe.

Awww thankee Fire.  Lots and lots of bubble wrap please Santa, but I need to be able to leave 3 openings *blink*blink*

And dear Santa please be really nice to my chiquita Fire, find her a good man who'll be good to her and give her the beatings she so wants.  She's been good all year, I promise she has.

Tazzy,  apparently I'm now considered the Canuck Holly.  I'm especially clumsy and have hurt myself rather seriously hurt myself in the last month and 1/2 or so. 



Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 9:31:17 AM)

I already talked to Santa in the mall!



Duskypearls -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 9:48:39 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: gungadin09

quote:

ORIGINAL: Duskypearls
...what's wrong with the one you've got?


Right now, i feel like i don't have any.

pam



Is that something you can elaborate on?



Lockit -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 11:41:44 AM)

Dear Santa, I am very displeased with you! I sat on your lap and told you what I wanted for Christmas and I know I don't have a chimney, but you didn't even try to give me what I wanted! I realize since I didn't get a bag of coal, that I hadn't been a bad girl, so why didn't I get the simple things I so wanted for Christmas? I wasn't being selfish. What I wanted would have helped a lot of people in my household. How hard is it to send some tools? I mean I would even take used ones from your factory.

Someone mentioned that I might not have been sitting on the lap of the real Santa. If this is true, please forgive my upset and could you please tell me how it is I can sit on your lap for realz? And please do something about those fake Santa's because that last guy got a boner and I wasn't quite sure what to do about that! Do you ever get boners when us big girls sit on your lap and does this have any effect upon our getting lumps of coal, not what we want or what we want? It really didn't work for me the last time.

Help me Santa... please... I have been very good this year! (Don't believe those that will say I haven't been good. I wouldn't sit on their lap and they are just mad!)



Duskypearls -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 11:51:59 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

Dear Santa, I am very displeased with you! I sat on your lap and told you what I wanted for Christmas and I know I don't have a chimney, but you didn't even try to give me what I wanted! I realize since I didn't get a bag of coal, that I hadn't been a bad girl, so why didn't I get the simple things I so wanted for Christmas? I wasn't being selfish. What I wanted would have helped a lot of people in my household. How hard is it to send some tools? I mean I would even take used ones from your factory.

Someone mentioned that I might not have been sitting on the lap of the real Santa. If this is true, please forgive my upset and could you please tell me how it is I can sit on your lap for realz? And please do something about those fake Santa's because that last guy got a boner and I wasn't quite sure what to do about that! Do you ever get boners when us big girls sit on your lap and does this have any effect upon our getting lumps of coal, not what we want or what we want? It really didn't work for me the last time.

Help me Santa... please... I have been very good this year! (Don't believe those that will say I haven't been good. I wouldn't sit on their lap and they are just mad!)



Maybe Santa's angry with you 'cause he didn't get a HJ! Even Santa's need love, and probably get worn out doing all the giving.



ashjor911 -> RE: Dear Santa (11/24/2011 12:14:59 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

... Please send me a fat bank account and a slim body....

And dont get the confused like you did last year.



Dear Santa
after you are done with tazzygirl, could you send me her address let us split that fat account [:D]
Oh I almost forget, & greedyTop phone number [:)]



Page: [1] 2 3 4 5   next >   >>

Valid CSS!




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy
0.265625