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Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 3:43:08 AM)
You iz da Domme go figure it yourself. Hope that helps. quote: ORIGINAL: Delilya How many studs do you think is acceptable for one stable?

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 3:49:36 AM)
Mad Ave is correct in his info, however I took it from a line in Outlaw Blues a Dylan song on the Bring it back Home LP. It was playing when I filled the profile in. Half hour previously & I would be Goatboy as I was watching Bill Hicks live.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpEy-LYo3vg Btw Lance I nearly lost my coffee down both nostrils. Good one. quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Dear "Uncle" Niney (btw, that's what the "friend" of my 4th grade Math teacher wanted me to call him - "Uncle" Jim.) Anyway - - - Dear "Uncle" Niney; Please tell us the story "behind" your username. Regards, Lance P.S. If we sit at your knee, head in your lap, does the story get "longer"?

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 3:53:25 AM)
Agreed 100% prostitutes are professionals & Docs practice how fucked up is that? quote: ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? And... Like me, are you bothered by the fact that doctors call what they do "practice" ?

gungadin09 -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 5:00:45 AM)
What is the perfect breast size? pam

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 5:06:15 AM)
Hi Pam. That is a very good question that I get asked all to frequently. Now in answer I always pose another question. What is an imperfect breast size? You see, all breasts are perfect, size is purely personal. I hope this helps. quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 What is the perfect breast size? pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 5:12:44 AM)
Thank you. What is the best way to get rid of unsightly toe hair? pam

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 5:15:35 AM)
I wear steel toe boots for work with thick socks, all foot hair is now long gone. other than that wax baby! I hope that helps. quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 Thank you. What is the best way to get rid of unsightly toe hair? pam

Fornica -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 5:24:58 AM)
Dear Uncle Niney How many children must one have before their vagina is officially crowned "clown car" status? Also, are you for cooking ground beef in a crockpot, or against? Those two are unrelated. Love, Forny

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 5:38:21 AM)
Hello Fornica thanks for the interesting questions. The first is unrelkated to the size of the vagina, rather the size of the schlong that has to fill it. Secondly personally yes I am as it's difficult to drain the excess fat off unless you let it cool & then cut it from the surface solidified, which is what I do with lamb casserole. I prefer to fry the beef off in a wok & then use it to cook with from that state. As an add on always fry your onions off in butter. I hope that helps. quote]ORIGINAL: Fornica Dear Uncle Niney How many children must one have before their vagina is officially crowned "clown car" status? Also, are you for cooking ground beef in a crockpot, or against? Those two are unrelated. Love, Forny [/quote]

tazzygirl -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 5:39:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman 'Sir' will do. lolol I only call my Dad and men much older than me, "Sir".

MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 5:46:59 AM)
What is the purpose of the Kardashians?

MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 5:49:06 AM)
According to collarme, I am now officially kinky. Should I change my name to Miss Kinky De Vine?

Fornica -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 5:49:41 AM)
Dear Uncle Niney, Is Tony Soprano dead? Was the black screen symbolic of the nothingness we are to find ourselves in upon having a cap popped upon our backside?

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 5:54:47 AM)
Oh boy this is a dilly. In answering may I bring inthe Hiltons & Kim Marsh'es of this world. I live in an area of the UK that is very right wing, the BNP are electable here. When the bar talk turns round to Paki Bashing I respond that it might be an idea to sort out the white trash first & point out that we can not claim racial superiority while this lot are still in the gene pool. They also give us just cause to feel good about ourselves, I sometimes feel that life sucks but then remind myself that it could be worse I could be one of them. They keep make up company's in profit. They make parents spend more time with their children in the hope that their kids won't turn out like that. They give stray dogs somewhere to piss. Hope that helps. quote: ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine What is the purpose of the Kardashians?

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 5:55:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine According to collarme, I am now officially kinky. Should I change my name to Miss Kinky De Vine? Yes definitely. quote: ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine According to collarme, I am now officially kinky. Should I change my name to Miss Kinky De Vine?

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 5:58:42 AM)
I suspect not. knowing how TV works the non ending was there in case they wanted to bring the series back. Personally I was gutted as I wanted the series to end in a total bullet fest. As to the black screen I don't know I never died properly just flatlined for a while & don't remember shit. Hope that helps. quote: ORIGINAL: Fornica Dear Uncle Niney, Is Tony Soprano dead? Was the black screen symbolic of the nothingness we are to find ourselves in upon having a cap popped upon our backside?

Fornica -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 6:06:35 AM)
Should i curl my hair today or leave it straight?

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 6:13:00 AM)
Straight you are beautiful as you are. & who's gonna notice your har when they see your rack? Hope that helps. quote: ORIGINAL: Fornica Should i curl my hair today or leave it straight?

Fornica -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 6:17:30 AM)
So, should I shave my head and just walk around topless?

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 6:19:23 AM)
Works for me babe! quote: ORIGINAL: Fornica So, should I shave my head and just walk around topless?

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