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myotherself -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 6:22:25 AM)
Dear Uncle Niney Are you one of those 'uncles' my mother warned me about? And would you respect me in the morning?

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 6:26:46 AM)
Yes & yes myotherself absolutely I so would & ask your mother because I still respect her even after all these years. Hope this helps. Dad! quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself Dear Uncle Niney? Are you one of those 'uncles' my mother warned me about? And would you respect me in the morning?

GreedyTop -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 6:32:03 AM)
snort

MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 6:43:22 AM)
Am I the only person here who hasn´t seen Fornica´s rack? Will my life be incomplete without this visual experience? quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero Straight you are beautiful as you are. & who's gonna notice your har when they see your rack? Hope that helps. quote: ORIGINAL: Fornica Should i curl my hair today or leave it straight?

MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 6:44:42 AM)
Does this include man boobs? quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero Hi Pam. That is a very good question that I get asked all to frequently. Now in answer I always pose another question. What is an imperfect breast size? You see, all breasts are perfect, size is purely personal. I hope this helps. quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 What is the perfect breast size? pam

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 6:48:04 AM)
Absolutely not! Moobs are banned under the Geneva Man Rack Convention! Yes you must see Fornica's sublime rack. I nearly had a nosebleed. Well I think it was my nose I was busy you see. Hope this helps. quote: ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine Does this include man boobs? quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero Hi Pam. That is a very good question that I get asked all to frequently. Now in answer I always pose another question. What is an imperfect breast size? You see, all breasts are perfect, size is purely personal. I hope this helps. quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 What is the perfect breast size? pam

GreedyTop -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 6:48:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine Am I the only person here who hasn´t seen Fornica´s rack? Will my life be incomplete without this visual experience? quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero Straight you are beautiful as you are. & who's gonna notice your har when they see your rack? Hope that helps. quote: ORIGINAL: Fornica Should i curl my hair today or leave it straight? I havent seen her rack either (but since we're gonna fuck at some point... I guess I will then ;) )

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 6:51:41 AM)
Can I join in? quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop quote: ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine Am I the only person here who hasn´t seen Fornica´s rack? Will my life be incomplete without this visual experience? quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero Straight you are beautiful as you are. & who's gonna notice your har when they see your rack? Hope that helps. quote: ORIGINAL: Fornica Should i curl my hair today or leave it straight? I havent seen her rack either (but since we're gonna fuck at some point... I guess I will then ;) )

GreedyTop -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 7:28:25 AM)
You'll have to ask her (SHE'S the dom-type.. LOL)

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 7:29:56 AM)
I think she's busy shaving her head. quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop You'll have to ask her (SHE'S the dom-type.. LOL)

GreedyTop -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 7:32:02 AM)
yeah, well that's just hawt ;)

poise -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 7:37:08 AM)
Dear Uncle Niney, Can you really lick my nose with the tip of your tongue? (and being the most helpful of all your nieces, here is a link to Fornicas' bodacious boobies)

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 7:39:34 AM)
Yup. Hope that helps. quote: ORIGINAL: poise Dear Uncle Niney, Can you really lick my nose with the tip of your tongue? (and being the most helpful of all your nieces, here is a link to Fornicas' bodacious boobies)

GreedyTop -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 7:47:07 AM)
follows the link Poise posted... ::: THUDS :::

MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 8:48:45 AM)
Dear Uncle Niney, Does wanting to use Fornica´s boobies as a pillow make me bi, les, or merely hedonistic? They look so soft and squishy ...

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 8:52:03 AM)
A lovely question & far be it for me to dissuade you from sapphic pleasureI suspect that' it is none of your suggestions. merely someone with excellent taste. Hope this helps. quote: ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine Dear Uncle Niney, Does wanting to use Fornica´s boobies as a pillow make me bi, les, or merely hedonistic? They look so soft and squishy ...

GreedyTop -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 9:41:15 AM)
HEY!! get in line, Kitty!! I CALL DIBS on Fornicas bewbages AND the rest of her!!! grins

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 9:43:08 AM)
Coolies, a chick fight over chick boobs, let the good times roll. quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop HEY!! get in line, Kitty!! I CALL DIBS on Fornicas bewbages AND the rest of her!!! grins

Fornica -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 9:59:48 AM)
Dear everyone My bewbs should fit you all in them, if we squish together. Kitty, you're most defo gay now. Greedy, I guess Uncle Niney can join us, but everyone has to worship me as the supreme being, or it'll all go to hell. Love, Fornication Ps- Kitty, they are very soft and squishy. I almost suffocate myself if I lie on my back.

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ask Uncle Niney. (11/26/2011 10:01:35 AM)
Who could fail but to worship your orbs of unparalleled bliss? quote: ORIGINAL: Fornica Dear everyone My bewbs should fit you all in them, if we squish together. Kitty, you're most defo gay now. Greedy, I guess Uncle Niney can join us, but everyone has to worship me as the supreme being, or it'll all go to hell. Love, Fornication Ps- Kitty, they are very soft and squishy. I almost suffocate myself if I lie on my back.

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