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Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! - 11/25/2011 9:02:30 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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Status: offline 		I got 2 cats last week....1 is really old (I told the cat place I'd take the 1 or 2 cats no one else wanted).....1 is really young......they think 5 - 7.

The old one has found a heater, near a shelf...and that's her spot (no matter what I do to convince her of the contrary)....the young one has been chomping at the bit, staring out the window....ready to leap if I'd just.......

So, tonight....I'd left the heat on in the house (earlier), fully cranked (it was supposed to be very cold today) and when I got home, it was baking.

So I opened the window in my office....(no screen....dumb ass me)...young guy moves to the window, and before I can grab him....he's on the fucking run.

Motherfucker.

I go running outside....flashlight....to no avail.  I was out there for a while.

So I do what I can do.....I leave the window open.

Two fucking hours later he appears....through my office window.

Just pops in like "how ya doin'?"

2 fucking hours...brand new gawwwdamned cat.

I chased him all over the motherfucking house, finally cornered him....gave him  the "you MAJORLY FUCKED UP" speech.....gave him a big hug and a kiss and then fed him some tuna.

Yeah, I know....I caved....I'm a fucking wimp....I admit it.

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RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! - 11/25/2011 9:07:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		Awww...

I'm glad he had the sense to come back, and you loved him for it. Can't blame kritters for out mistakes. Hope he forgives you for the talkin' to you gave him!

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RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! - 11/25/2011 9:12:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		Im sure he simply eyed you and yawned with that.. "Dont blame me, YOU left the window open" look.

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RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! - 11/25/2011 9:13:18 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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Awww...

I'm glad he had the sense to come back, and you loved him for it. Can't blame kritters for out mistakes. Hope he forgives you for the talkin' to you gave him!


Yeah well....there's more to come.....he hasn't earned his full reprieve yet.

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RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! - 11/25/2011 9:14:55 PM   
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RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! - 11/25/2011 9:19:17 PM   
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Oh please, he got tuna.


(There is that).

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RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! - 11/25/2011 9:22:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

Awww...

I'm glad he had the sense to come back, and you loved him for it. Can't blame kritters for out mistakes. Hope he forgives you for the talkin' to you gave him!


Yeah well....there's more to come.....he hasn't earned his full reprieve yet.



But wait, in his furry mind, you invited him to take a stroll through that open window. How is it not you who needs do penance? (tease, snicker!)

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RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! - 11/25/2011 10:04:01 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

Awww...

I'm glad he had the sense to come back, and you loved him for it. Can't blame kritters for out mistakes. Hope he forgives you for the talkin' to you gave him!


Yeah well....there's more to come.....he hasn't earned his full reprieve yet.



But wait, in his furry mind, you invited him to take a stroll through that open window. How is it not you who needs do penance? (tease, snicker!)


Yeah well....sometimes karma's a bitch.

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RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! - 11/25/2011 11:08:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm sure he's very happy, next time he might even bring you a bird by way of thanks

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RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! - 11/25/2011 11:38:31 PM   
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I'm sure he's very happy, next time he might even bring you a bird by way of thanks


Yeah....something tells me....once I know he's cool with the yard....this one is going to come home with gifts.

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RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! - 11/25/2011 11:43:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		Our cats gaze out the windows with a lust filled gleam. Open the door and they run to hide under the bed.

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RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! - 11/26/2011 3:39:02 AM   
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Our cats gaze out the windows with a lust filled gleam. Open the door and they run to hide under the bed.


Same with Maggie, she thinks she wants to go out in the hallway -until she hears a noise.

JJ: what happened with the cat who vanished into thin air?

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RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! - 11/26/2011 5:26:22 AM   
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RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! - 11/26/2011 5:28:16 AM   
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He wants to keep your life exciting! Or he's an asshole. Whicheve.

Who he? Excitement is overrated, frankly I could use a little less of it.

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RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! - 11/26/2011 5:29:55 AM   
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RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! - 11/26/2011 5:35:04 AM   
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Ps- Can i see pictures of your pussy?

Sure here you go




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RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! - 11/26/2011 11:35:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		Bubba does that, he'll sneak up behind me when I open the door and bolts!
I just let him go, I couldn't catch him anyway.
He comes back when he's hungry of course, sits right in front of the front door.
When he does something destructive I open a can of cat food just enough so he can smell it and leave it on the floor.
(must be the sadist in me!)


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RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! - 11/26/2011 11:39:35 AM   
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RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! - 11/26/2011 11:43:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		The female cat I rescued from impending murder from an ex friends household (she was in fear of getting killed by the huge ginger tom that lived there, as he'd already nearly ripped one of her legs off in a previous attack) had kittens 18 months ago and I ended up keeping two of them, both boys. I've had them all neutered now, but the ginger one keeps trying to escape every time the back door gets opened and I just have to keep telling him that he wouldn't survive 5 minutes out there, as the one's he'd meet would rip him a new one, but all I get is the 'you meanie' look. I can handle that, though, as he's technically the eldest's cat, and very naughty, so he gets told off enough, so I'm immune to it now. Silly pussy...

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RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! - 11/26/2011 12:29:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		My big guy LOVES to go out with his dog. Whenever I call the dog to take him outside the cat comes tearing from wherever he was and stands in front of the door so I either have to step over him or let him out. In nice weather he just follows the dog around, eats some grass, chases the occasional bug, then plops down and enjoys the fresh air.  In foul weather he declines any and all invitations for a walk.




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