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Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods?


Heck yeah I am, keep your alien cooties away from me!
  15% (3)
Hell no I'm not! I'm sending you my number right now!
  20% (4)
I'm on the fence...what 'cha packing?
  20% (4)
Are you a girl or a guy?
  45% (9)


Total Votes : 20
(last vote on : 10/8/2012 6:44:25 PM)
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LanceHughes -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/21/2011 9:34:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear
<snipped>
eta........reaches out to grope Lance and The resident Fluffy Dom. Dayum that felt good  :-)

QFT




LanceHughes -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/21/2011 9:43:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Azonier
<snipped>
I'm not necessarily a him. You see my parts are interchangable. (I believe Lance called it genital flexible. I think that's apt.) I can think certain (ahem) things to be there and they are. Think them gone, and they are. I do not have control over size or their function however, so...yeah...maybe I am more like a guy in that regard.
<snipped>

FIXED - And BTW, that is <snipped> some of those "parts" before you could think them away..... BEG = Big Evil Grin.  Lance likes begging, but not from the likes of you.




LanceHughes -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/21/2011 10:05:36 PM)

You wrote (after being fixed - pun intended) "I believe Lance called it genital flexible."
A small amount of research would have made it possible to type: "I know Lance called it genital flexible."
Still with the beliefs. That means you believe that the noses you are stealing (and replacing) are real. 

The "Hot Leather Daddy" is NOT going to make a sock puppet to suggest that you and your duties of nose replacement might have been abrogated by other, equally lesser gods beating you to the punch (in the nose.)

Actually..... I'm going to make you go "poof" by saying "I know there is no such thing as a 'lesser god' (such as Azonier.)"

If the hat man wants to jerk off by typing such nonsense, I am not about to try to stop him. LOL!




Termyn8or -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/21/2011 10:18:42 PM)

Hey lessor god, tell your boss that I am still waiting on a check for what he owes me for what happened down in Florida. I'm getting tired of waiting and if I have to go up there and get it I am going to raise hell.

T^T




LanceHughes -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/21/2011 10:27:20 PM)

The hat man has thought
really more than he ought.

Azonier is here today
and wants to play

(or rather get laid
by any CollarMe maid)

which is hard to do
as his un-stable tool

goes and comes,
at least he keep his own nose

when what is needed
is a stable peter

elsewise the maids here
will say "I'm afraid dear

when I need a man's staff
I'll find you at half-mast

interchanging your parts,

I get to meet "her"
instead of the peter

that would bring us both off

so I'll not give you a toss
It'd be too large a loss

So go complain to the "Big Guy"
that something has gone awry

and that you want to be one or t'other
either father or mother

and could he take this power
and let you paint the flowers

giving you a bed to work in
since the bed you fuck in
is lonely and empty.........




LanceHughes -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/21/2011 10:32:33 PM)

God and the Devil have had a long-term agreement as to who is to repair the fence between Heaven and Hell. 
The agreement is to alternate the repairs.

So God and the Devil meet (over the fence) to discuss this round of repairs.

God says "Satan, it's your turn to pay for the repairs."
Satan says, "Nope.  Not going to happen."
God says, "I'll sue you for breach of contract."
Satan says, "And just where are you going to find a lawyer?"




Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/22/2011 7:11:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Hey lessor god, tell your boss that I am still waiting on a check for what he owes me for what happened down in Florida. I'm getting tired of waiting and if I have to go up there and get it I am going to raise hell.

T^T


The hat man is no boss of mine. He is merely my creator.




Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/22/2011 7:13:15 AM)

Even a (lessor) god can't understand all of what you said here, so...wanna see my spaceship?




GreedyTop -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/22/2011 8:45:31 AM)

hey nose snatcher.. you've got mail ;)




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