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Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods?

Heck yeah I am, keep your alien cooties away from me!

15% (3)

Hell no I'm not! I'm sending you my number right now!

20% (4)

I'm on the fence...what 'cha packing?

20% (4)

Are you a girl or a guy?

45% (9)

Total Votes : 20

(last vote on : 10/8/2012 6:44:25 PM)
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ResidentSadist -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 8:24:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Do alien cats even like catnip??? That's IT! Consider yourself smitten. oh. wait. nm (mr. fluffy my ass. I happen to KNOW Mr. Fluffy, and you sir, are NO Mr. Fluffy) Dear mischievous Malkin of mayhem (aka the kitten with smitten), I haz fluff! Just because there are some sharp and pointy objects stained with my victims blood scattered through out the fluff doesn't mean I'm not fluffy. Why, I'm so fluffy, I haven't even killed everhope once yet! Best wishes, Resident (Mr. Fluffy) Sadist

LanceHughes -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 8:25:09 PM)
nm

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 8:26:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier Uhm, you know, like taking noses and stuff. That's what. I'm always in the market for a good minion or two. What gifts do you bring? Well, of course, the noses. :p Would an allergy-free nose do? Or how about cat-nip? I already have the noses at my (pardon the visual) disposal. And I. Am. Not. A. Cat. oh what I'd give to be able to smite, just once or twice...just a teensy tiny little smite... Oh, well... what would an alien (lesser) god (who is NOT a cat) consider a suitable gift? [&:] Other than the gift of smiting powers, which clearly i cannot give, since yanno the whole hooman female deal.

LanceHughes -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 8:31:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier <snipped> That is NO sister of mine! [:'(] <snipped> quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Well, I'll bet her Egyptian blood-lines give her powers you, a lesser god, can only dream of. quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier Does she have a spaceship? (sticks out weird albeit sexy alien tongue) Hey! If she isn't your sister, you might just get laid yet! And you really shouldn't be too worried about her available transportation.... Oh, I get it..... You want to do the "Bond, James Bond" thing where he pulls the door of the submarine / speedboat / automobile / why never a mobile home? shut at the end of the movie.

LanceHughes -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 8:35:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon <snipped> Oh, well... what would an alien (lesser) god (who is NOT a cat) consider a suitable gift? [&:] Other than the gift of smiting powers, which clearly i cannot give, since yanno the whole hooman female deal. Let's get him laid, 'K? Maybe that'll shut him up. Here kitty, kitty. Here, Bast. Nice kitty, Bast, please come and meet the nice man.... or whatever.... from outer space (actually from the hat man's inner space.)

Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 8:37:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Do alien cats even like catnip??? That's IT! Consider yourself smitten. oh. wait. nm (mr. fluffy my ass. I happen to KNOW Mr. Fluffy, and you sir, are NO Mr. Fluffy) Dear mischievous Malkin of mayhem (aka the kitten with smitten), I haz fluff! Just because there are some sharp and pointy objects stained with my victims blood scattered through out the fluff doesn't mean I'm not fluffy. Why, I'm so fluffy, I haven't even killed everhope once yet! Best wishes, Resident (Mr. Fluffy) Sadist Looks at the so-called "fluffy one" dubiously. Nope, not buying it. Not for a second. You just want your (ahem) thing back. Well, it ain't happening. (it gets lonely in a space-time continuim with neer but a bag of noses for company) (and evil minions, but they're not much fun, surprisingly)

Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 8:39:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier Uhm, you know, like taking noses and stuff. That's what. I'm always in the market for a good minion or two. What gifts do you bring? Well, of course, the noses. :p Would an allergy-free nose do? Or how about cat-nip? I already have the noses at my (pardon the visual) disposal. And I. Am. Not. A. Cat. oh what I'd give to be able to smite, just once or twice...just a teensy tiny little smite... Oh, well... what would an alien (lesser) god (who is NOT a cat) consider a suitable gift? [&:] Other than the gift of smiting powers, which clearly i cannot give, since yanno the whole hooman female deal. I'll be happy with your offer of a human female. (But this time she has to be alive.) (stoopid hooman tricks)

Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 8:40:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier <snipped> That is NO sister of mine! [:'(] <snipped> quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Well, I'll bet her Egyptian blood-lines give her powers you, a lesser god, can only dream of. quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier Does she have a spaceship? (sticks out weird albeit sexy alien tongue) Hey! If she isn't your sister, you might just get laid yet! And you really shouldn't be too worried about her available transportation.... Oh, I get it..... You want to do the "Bond, James Bond" thing where he pulls the door of the submarine / speedboat / automobile / why never a mobile home? shut at the end of the movie. Sure, that'd be cool. But I wouldn't do her with Mr. Fluffy's erm...appendage. And we all know how much that thing has been around. (no offense intended, Mr. Fluffy)

Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 8:42:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon <snipped> Oh, well... what would an alien (lesser) god (who is NOT a cat) consider a suitable gift? [&:] Other than the gift of smiting powers, which clearly i cannot give, since yanno the whole hooman female deal. Let's get him laid, 'K? Maybe that'll shut him up. Here kitty, kitty. Here, Bast. Nice kitty, Bast, please come and meet the nice man.... or whatever.... from outer space (actually from the hat man's inner space.) I am NOT a kitteh. I am not male. Or female. I can imagine into being any sex organs for myself I want. (one of the perks of being a (lessor) god, dontcha know?)

LanceHughes -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 8:43:14 PM)
Now, how did Mr.Fluufy's appendage come up? Er..... never mind......

LanceHughes -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 8:45:24 PM)
The kitty I was calling was the Goddess Bast. As for you being genital flexible, take it up with Bast. // Pictures or it never happened. //

Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 8:48:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Now, how did Mr.Fluufy's appendage come up? Er..... never mind...... That's not unusual...

Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 8:51:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes The kitty I was calling was the Goddess Bast. As for you being genital flexible, take it up with Bast. // Pictures or it never happened. // Eh, I spray in Bast's general direction. And you, human, expect that I, a (lessor) god, would show you pictures of my Glory? Yeah, ok, I would, but then I'd have to kill ya, and there's all this paperwork to fill out, and the evil minions SUCK at paperwork. Trust me. Btw....there is something odd....did anyone notice the "admirers" thingy is broken on the other side? I click on it, but there are no vast number of admirers. In fact, not even one. Please have admin look into this and fix it immediately.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 8:52:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier I'll be happy with your offer of a human female. (But this time she has to be alive.) (stoopid hooman tricks) calculates the shipping fees to Estonia...

Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 8:56:01 PM)
(rubs little tiny claw-like hands excitedly) Erm...what's the catch, human?

ResidentSadist -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 9:06:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Do alien cats even like catnip??? That's IT! Consider yourself smitten. oh. wait. nm (mr. fluffy my ass. I happen to KNOW Mr. Fluffy, and you sir, are NO Mr. Fluffy) Dear mischievous Malkin of mayhem (aka the kitten with smitten), I haz fluff! Just because there are some sharp and pointy objects stained with my victims blood scattered through out the fluff doesn't mean I'm not fluffy. Why, I'm so fluffy, I haven't even killed everhope once yet! Best wishes, Resident (Mr. Fluffy) Sadist Looks at the so-called "fluffy one" dubiously. Nope, not buying it. Not for a second. You just want your (ahem) thing back. Well, it ain't happening. (it gets lonely in a space-time continuim with neer but a bag of noses for company) (and evil minions, but they're not much fun, surprisingly) Alas . . . the ResidentJewels have been cat-napped. They always did like a good pussy... even if it is 99yo and wrinkly.

Wolf2Bear -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 9:11:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes The kitty I was calling was the Goddess Bast. As for you being genital flexible, take it up with Bast. // Pictures or it never happened. // Eh, I spray in Bast's general direction. And you, human, expect that I, a (lessor) god, would show you pictures of my Glory? Yeah, ok, I would, but then I'd have to kill ya, and there's all this paperwork to fill out, and the evil minions SUCK at paperwork. Trust me. Btw....there is something odd....did anyone notice the "admirers" thingy is broken on the other side? I click on it, but there are no vast number of admirers. In fact, not even one. Please have admin look into this and fix it immediately. Ya do know that any lesser god has many many weaknesses and are not immortal.

Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 9:14:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Do alien cats even like catnip??? That's IT! Consider yourself smitten. oh. wait. nm (mr. fluffy my ass. I happen to KNOW Mr. Fluffy, and you sir, are NO Mr. Fluffy) Dear mischievous Malkin of mayhem (aka the kitten with smitten), I haz fluff! Just because there are some sharp and pointy objects stained with my victims blood scattered through out the fluff doesn't mean I'm not fluffy. Why, I'm so fluffy, I haven't even killed everhope once yet! Best wishes, Resident (Mr. Fluffy) Sadist Looks at the so-called "fluffy one" dubiously. Nope, not buying it. Not for a second. You just want your (ahem) thing back. Well, it ain't happening. (it gets lonely in a space-time continuim with neer but a bag of noses for company) (and evil minions, but they're not much fun, surprisingly) Alas . . . the ResidentJewels have been cat-napped. They always did like a good pussy... even if it is 99yo and wrinkly. Harummmph. Flounces off as only a (lessor) god could.

Wolf2Bear -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 9:15:17 PM)
Me thinks you just been out fluffed!!! ~chorkles wildly~

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 9:15:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier ... I can imagine into being any sex organs for myself I want. (one of the perks of being a (lessor) god, dontcha know?) Heyyy, waitaminnit. If you can do that, then may i ask why do you need a human? Being a lesser god getting lonely these days? Or just need someone to clean your spaceship for you? quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier (rubs little tiny claw-like hands excitedly) Erm...what's the catch, human? None... yet. Lemme get back to you on this?

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