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Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods?

Heck yeah I am, keep your alien cooties away from me!

15% (3)

Hell no I'm not! I'm sending you my number right now!

20% (4)

I'm on the fence...what 'cha packing?

20% (4)

Are you a girl or a guy?

45% (9)

Total Votes : 20

(last vote on : 10/8/2012 6:44:25 PM)
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Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 6:44:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne Cthulhu is the one twue god! Depending on your sanity roll, that is.... The Hibbie lady said something about this ctulul or whatever before. I thought she was stuttering. What is this one true god you speak of?

ShaharThorne -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 6:48:50 PM)
A being that exists in a forgotten city, awaiting to wake up. The sight of him drive men to insanity yet he has followers. Go figure. He has a nice set of tentacles as well.

tazzygirl -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 6:50:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Xenuita Your earth goddess cannot defeat me! I am the mother of thetans therefore I control your soul! You alien weaking falling for this mundane nonsense!! Bow down before your Goddess or I will not attach pictures of my tentacles in your cmail! OOOOOOOO kinky!

tazzygirl -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 6:51:36 PM)
quote: I almost blew it by giving away the secret of the noses in the past. I shall not do so again. The fauxes can glow in the dark in the wintertime, or after too much schnapps. They also blow in the dark! Oh just admit it. You have a fetish for picking noses.

Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 6:55:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne A being that exists in a forgotten city, awaiting to wake up. The sight of him drive men to insanity yet he has followers. Go figure. He has a nice set of tentacles as well. The tentacles interest me, but the forgotten part has me confused. If it's forgotten, then how do you know about it? Did you invent him the way the hat man (curse him!) invented me?

Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 6:56:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl quote: I almost blew it by giving away the secret of the noses in the past. I shall not do so again. The fauxes can glow in the dark in the wintertime, or after too much schnapps. They also blow in the dark! Oh just admit it. You have a fetish for picking noses. Yes! I pick them (as in choose) not...pick! Ewww!

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 6:58:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon Hello, Azonier, About the noses... erm, the ones you take from us hoomans, what purpose do they serve to you? They're not considered aphrodisiacs by any chance? [:-] And the fauxes. They don't happen to glow in the dark, do they? Just wondering, thank you. : ) I almost blew it by giving away the secret of the noses in the past. I shall not do so again. The fauxes can glow in the dark in the wintertime, or after too much schnapps. They also blow in the dark! Aww, but inquiring minds want to know, and all that! Please? The fauxes glow only in the wintertime? Well, pfft. They're not weal fauxes then. [8\|] ~~What do they blow?~~ Erm... nevermind. Not into snot play. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 7:06:19 PM)
I know, right? Everybody thinks it's sooo glamorous being a (lessor) god, but honestly, there's a lot more than just schmoozing with kitties and time traveling and stuff. I do have minions though, so that's a help. (more or less)

Xenuita -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 7:09:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne Cthulhu is the one twue god! Depending on your sanity roll, that is.... I ate Cthulhu for breakfast, he chewed easy in my vagina dentata!

Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 7:11:02 PM)
Uhm...yeah....uh...I have this date with Goddess Binxie so...(eases out of the room)

Xenuita -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 7:11:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl quote: ORIGINAL: Xenuita Your earth goddess cannot defeat me! I am the mother of thetans therefore I control your soul! You alien weaking falling for this mundane nonsense!! Bow down before your Goddess or I will not attach pictures of my tentacles in your cmail! OOOOOOOO kinky! Your earth bits are inferior to my intergalactic tastes.

ShaharThorne -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 7:13:06 PM)
There are a few books (mainly one, others are ill fut copies) telling of him. A mad man wrote this book, telling of the forgotten city and when the stars are right, Cthulhu will raise again. (eta: I am about to have my nightly snack and get to bed. I have been directed to take a sleeping pill that takes affect within a few minutes.)

Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 7:14:34 PM)
Well, while we're waiting....(wink, wink)

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 7:22:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier ... there's a lot more than just schmoozing with kitties and time traveling and stuff. I do have minions though, so that's a help. (more or less) There's more? Like what, for example? And are you taking applications for minion duty? (Someone mentioned the word "sock" before, but who's sock you are, i'm in the dark about. But it doesn't hurt to ask, right?)

ResidentSadist -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 7:24:51 PM)
I'm only prejudiced against wrinkled up hairless cats.

Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 7:26:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon quote: ORIGINAL: Azonier ... there's a lot more than just schmoozing with kitties and time traveling and stuff. I do have minions though, so that's a help. (more or less) There's more? Like what, for example? And are you taking applications for minion duty? (Someone mentioned the word "sock" before, but who's sock you are, i'm in the dark about. But it doesn't hurt to ask, right?) Uhm, you know, like taking noses and stuff. That's what. I'm always in the market for a good minion or two. What gifts do you bring?

Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 7:27:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist I'm only prejudiced against wrinkled up hairless cats. I've got your nose! Oh, and as an added bonus, I traded something else out...something...special (to you) I won't tell you what it is, but I'm quite sure you'll figure it out. Eventually.

LanceHughes -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 7:28:55 PM)
From - can you believe this? - cthulhu.org, we have this pic and description Just Who Is Cthulhu, our soon to be executive officer [as in POTUS] ? The best answer to this question is found in Lovecraft's tale "The Call of Cthulhu". Cthulhu is a monstrous entity who lies "dead but dreaming" in the city of R'lyeh, a place of non-Euclidean madness presently (and mercifully) sunken below the depths of the Pacific Ocean. Cthulhu appears in various monstrous and demonic forms in early myths of the human race. Racial memory preserves Him as humanity's most basic nightmare. Cthulhu is the high priest of the Great Old Ones, unnatural alien beings who ruled the Earth before humanity formed, worshipped as gods by some misguided people. It is said that They will return, causing worldwide insanity and mindless violence before finally displacing humanity forever. [image]http://www.cthulhu.org/cimages/cthulhu_caves.gif[/image]

tazzygirl -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 7:30:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Xenuita quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl quote: ORIGINAL: Xenuita Your earth goddess cannot defeat me! I am the mother of thetans therefore I control your soul! You alien weaking falling for this mundane nonsense!! Bow down before your Goddess or I will not attach pictures of my tentacles in your cmail! OOOOOOOO kinky! Your earth bits are inferior to my intergalactic tastes. Gee! Make up your mind. I bowed down before my Goddess Binxie, and you still arent happy!

LanceHughes -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 7:36:37 PM)
One of Lance's favorite bumper stickers: No Gods, No Fear.

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