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Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods?


Heck yeah I am, keep your alien cooties away from me!
  15% (3)
Hell no I'm not! I'm sending you my number right now!
  20% (4)
I'm on the fence...what 'cha packing?
  20% (4)
Are you a girl or a guy?
  45% (9)


Total Votes : 20
(last vote on : 10/8/2012 6:44:25 PM)
(Poll will run till: -- )


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GreedyTop -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 10:52:10 AM)

this lesser god does not know of Sir Terry P.

I haz a sad for the poor education of lesser gods..




Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 10:53:03 AM)

I told you, gods are too busy to read. Fiction especially. 




GreedyTop -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 10:55:24 AM)

*snerk* yeah yeah.. whatever.. smite me if ya must.. LOL




Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 10:56:25 AM)

I can't smite.
I wish I could smite.
There would be plenty of smiting if I could.
But I can't.
(the heartbreak of being a (lessor) god.)




GreedyTop -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 11:11:39 AM)

lessor = lease client


*ducks and runs*




Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 1:34:49 PM)

I already explained this ya flying monkey. This is what I told you in my email to ya.

No, of course not! I inheireted this life. Do you really think I would pick this above all others if I had a choice?
Heck no. I'd be all like, a fertility god or something cool like that. Instead I trade in faux noses. Can you imagine making small-talk at a cocktail party with a job like mine?
It's truly not easy being a (lessor) god. : (




laborboleta -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 4:46:04 PM)

Cheer up, your godliness! Have I got a girl for you! Like yourself, she is an alien and she claims to be a goddess (she hasn't mentioned at what level). Anyway, she's available.

[image]local://upfiles/1290773/180EF1B6FA8E414EBFA74C7382521070.jpg[/image]




Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 4:51:39 PM)

Now THAT, is one pretty pussy!
I've already gone so low as to propositioning earthlings, are you suggesting I raise the bar and go for cats?
MROWR!!




sheisreeds -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 5:06:47 PM)

I am alien god full of thetans!




Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 5:10:48 PM)

I laugh at your thetans!! http://www.skeptictank.org/hs/htruebt.htm
oh, uh bwahahahahahaha! there. done.




sheisreeds -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 5:17:28 PM)

You peon! You only bear the gift of fauxes!

Bow down and worship me SLAVE!




Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 5:18:26 PM)

Are you...propositioning me?




laborboleta -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 5:42:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Azonier

(I am NOT a kitty cat) but a reasonable fascimile thereof. (I do not, however, have a tail)


No, you misunderstand me. The Goddess Matilda is, as you are, an alien facsimile of a cat, but she, unlike you, has a tail. Is that a problem? Are you prejudiced against tailed beings? I certainly hope not. I think you would make a cute couple.




sheisreeds -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 5:46:53 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Azonier

Are you...propositioning me?


You are my cuckholded slave, cyber only, you will act on my digital command and pray towards the stars to Goddess Xenuitta!




Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 5:55:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: laborboleta

quote:

ORIGINAL: Azonier

(I am NOT a kitty cat) but a reasonable fascimile thereof. (I do not, however, have a tail)


No, you misunderstand me. The Goddess Matilda is, as you are, an alien facsimile of a cat, but she, unlike you, has a tail. Is that a problem? Are you prejudiced against tailed beings? I certainly hope not. I think you would make a cute couple.



I am considering your offer. What gifts do you bring?




Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 5:57:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sheisreeds


quote:

ORIGINAL: Azonier

Are you...propositioning me?


You are my cuckholded slave, cyber only, you will act on my digital command and pray towards the stars to Goddess Xenuitta!


Why I never...
Well, I mean, I have but, it's been a while.
A long, long, long...(sighs)
It's been eons.
What gifts do you offer?




tazzygirl -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 5:58:10 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: laborboleta

quote:

ORIGINAL: Azonier

(I am NOT a kitty cat) but a reasonable fascimile thereof. (I do not, however, have a tail)


No, you misunderstand me. The Goddess Matilda is, as you are, an alien facsimile of a cat, but she, unlike you, has a tail. Is that a problem? Are you prejudiced against tailed beings? I certainly hope not. I think you would make a cute couple.



We worship the Goddess Binxie. She demands lots of attention and snacks. She gets everything she wants.




Azonier -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 6:01:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: tazzygirl


quote:

ORIGINAL: laborboleta

quote:

ORIGINAL: Azonier

(I am NOT a kitty cat) but a reasonable fascimile thereof. (I do not, however, have a tail)


No, you misunderstand me. The Goddess Matilda is, as you are, an alien facsimile of a cat, but she, unlike you, has a tail. Is that a problem? Are you prejudiced against tailed beings? I certainly hope not. I think you would make a cute couple.



We worship the Goddess Binxie. She demands lots of attention and snacks. She gets everything she wants.


I am on my way. I will learn from this Goddess Binxie. (do you have room in your yard for a spaceship?)




tazzygirl -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 6:02:32 PM)

There is a park very near by, next block over, that will accommodate your ship nicely. But bring fish flavored treats, else she will snub you with her perfect little nose shoved high in the air and a twitch of her tail.




Xenuita -> RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? (12/20/2011 6:18:08 PM)

Get your worthless earthling paws off my alien sex meat!

I am Xenuita you all must worship me!




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