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The penis - guide for non owners - 12/26/2011 8:29:29 PM   
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Q.1
A friend has just described what he refers to as a "traveler"where he gets an unwanted erection occuring just as a plane starts to land and sometimes on buses.

So the question is he just a kinky perv that has a suppressed plane fetish or is this a known phenomena? Can anyone enlighten me?

Q.2
Whats the plural for penis? Penises or Peni? G/f insisting its peni which sounds ridiculous to me.
(Interesting thought if there was a collective word for "many penises", like saying a murder of crows or a flock of sheep what do you think it would be?)

Inquiring minds want to know.

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/26/2011 8:52:03 PM   
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OMG, I almost choked laughing at how funny your post heading is! Thanks for that. The only problem is, I think a book by that title should actually be written, and this gal wants the first copy. You'll make a gazillion bucks!

The plural for penis is penises or penes.

As far as I know, nitrous oxide (gas) released by blood vessel dilation is what causes erections. My uneducated guess about the erection upon plane landing might be due to a pressure change, the stronger vibrations felt (stimulus) when the plane touches down and keeps moving foward while braking, and/or perhaps the relief of safe landing. If it's a discomfort or embarassment issue, I'd suggest telling your friend to masturbate/ejaculate (preferably in the bathroom!) before landing, and perhaps that will alleviate it. Personally, if I were a guy, I'd be proud and thrilled to have a hard on, anytime, anywhere, and wouldn't care to hide it. As a gal, I love seeing a hard on on any fella. Be proud of it guys...it's a good thing!

Any other guesses out there?

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/26/2011 8:52:26 PM   
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Q.1
A friend has just described what he refers to as a "traveler"where he gets an unwanted erection occuring just as a plane starts to land and sometimes on buses.

So the question is he just a kinky perv that has a suppressed plane fetish or is this a known phenomena? Can anyone enlighten me?

Q.2
Whats the plural for penis? Penises or Peni? G/f insisting its peni which sounds ridiculous to me.
(Interesting thought if their was a collective word for "many penises", like saying a murder of crows or a flock of sheep what do you think it would be?)

Inquiring minds want to know.

Sea




Well, "i-stem" nouns are Third Declension in Latin, so the plural (nominative case) is "Penes".

As for Q1, maybe it's something to do with vibration. Most peculiar. (I see that Dp guessed vibration as well.)


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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/26/2011 9:06:40 PM   
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OMG, I almost choked laughing at how funny your post heading is! Thanks for that. The only problem is, I think a book by that title should actually be written, and this gal wants the first copy. You'll make a gazillion bucks!

The plural for penis is penises or penes.

As far as I know, nitrous oxide (gas) released by blood vessel dilation is what causes erections. My uneducated guess about the erection upon plane landing might be due to a pressure change, the stronger vibrations felt (stimulus) when the plane touches down and keeps moving foward while braking, and/or perhaps the relief of safe landing. If it's a discomfort or embarassment issue, I'd suggest telling your friend to masturbate/ejaculate (preferably in the bathroom!) before landing, and perhaps that will alleviate it. Personally, if I were a guy, I'd be proud and thrilled to have a hard on, anytime, anywhere, and wouldn't care to hide it. As a gal, I love seeing a hard on on any fella. Be proud of it guys...it's a good thing!

Any other guesses out there?


Well I sure couldn't write the book.  I'm clueless, I find them quite confusing not being an owner-operator. (They are lovely though)

Thanks HP. Penes huh? A murder of crows. A mob of emus. A convocation of eagles. A parliament of penes?


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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/26/2011 10:17:03 PM   
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As far as I know, nitrous oxide (gas) released by blood vessel dilation is what causes erections.


Not quite.

"Penile erection occurs when two tubular structures that run the length of the penis, the corpora cavernosa, become engorged with venous blood."

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/26/2011 10:32:12 PM   
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Oh great! Now I have to buy a plane!

(No, I am not explaining! )


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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/26/2011 10:33:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls
As far as I know, nitrous oxide (gas) released by blood vessel dilation is what causes erections.


Not quite.

"Penile erection occurs when two tubular structures that run the length of the penis, the corpora cavernosa, become engorged with venous blood."
She's a lot more "quite" than you are, Doctor.
Nitric Oxide and Erections
How do you think blue diamonds work?


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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/26/2011 10:38:27 PM   
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"As far as I know, nitrous oxide (gas) released by blood vessel dilation is what causes erections. My uneducated guess"

Incorrect, but I'll get back to that.

"Q.1
A friend has just described what he refers to as a "traveler"where he gets an unwanted erection occuring just as a plane starts to land and sometimes on buses. "

It can be a change in air pressure or gravity, especially certain routes. It can also be just sitting still for a certain time in a certain seat. The real difficulty is in figuring out if it is psychological or physiological. And even if that could be determined I doubt it would ever be conclusive because the mind does react to differences in many things, among them air pressure. Some people are acutely aware of aitr pressure, yawning relieves the pressure in their ears, others don't even seem to notice. At least conciously.

"Whats the plural for penis?"

Cock. And cock is it's own plural just like fish. And cunt. Penis might be it's own plural as well. Say a hot chick walks into a bar and announces "I WANT PENIS". Well if there are 20 guys in there she will probably get 25 penis.

But Dusky, why isn't it just penis' (with apostrophe) ? or perhaps penii ?

Now to your thing here Dusky. An erection is not caused by bubbles. There may be some but those good erections like a teenager I get are hydraulic pressure. You may not know it but think about how your heart pumps blood to your legs. If you are an average six feet, and it's got to get the blood all over, and do it without inflating you like a tire, how does it do it ?

There are valves in your veins that actually assist the heart in getting the blood - not so much down there - but back up from there. Even if the human heart COULD produce a decent vacuum to pull the blood up, the friggin veins would collapse immediately !

So these valves keep the blood distributed evenly so that the heart can do it's job. The failure of these valves results in varicose veins, which is a dangerous condition. Get a little cut and your leg might have to come off, shit like that.

So anyway the blood system of a Man's penis is kinda the same thing. There is the typical one way valve action, but arousal causes a change whereby another vessel is closed, by a "voluntary" muscle. When this happens every beat of the Man's heart inflates his penis.

The hardon is because it is all inflated and is like an innertube in a tire, limited from further expansion by the rigidity of the tire. This is what makes it firm. The firmness is limited by the diastolic pressure at it's peak.

Now I happen to have a pretty damgood pump (probably why I get a hardon like a teenager). My pressure is normal at 140/70. that 140 pressure is higher than normal but with the lower systolic the docs never even thought about doing anything about it. I take no drugs. But if 120/80 or 110/70 is normal, fine. But that top number is how hard the guy's dick gets period. I do 140 at rest.

Of course BP goes up during arousal. And this is hydraulic (liquid, uncompressable) not gas (compressable) pressure. You CAN break that thing !

T^T

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/26/2011 10:46:47 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster
She's a lot more "quite" than you are, Doctor.
Nitric Oxide and Erections
How do you think blue diamonds work?


You should read your own sources more carefully.

"Once blood starts flowing into the penis, the source of nitric oxide in the blood vessels is continuously activated so that more nitric oxide is released, more tissue relaxes, more blood comes in and a sustained erection is achieved," Burnett says."

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/26/2011 11:33:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

OMG, I almost choked laughing at how funny your post heading is! Thanks for that. The only problem is, I think a book by that title should actually be written, and this gal wants the first copy. You'll make a gazillion bucks!

The plural for penis is penises or penes.

As far as I know, nitrous oxide (gas) released by blood vessel dilation is what causes erections. My uneducated guess about the erection upon plane landing might be due to a pressure change, the stronger vibrations felt (stimulus) when the plane touches down and keeps moving foward while braking, and/or perhaps the relief of safe landing. If it's a discomfort or embarassment issue, I'd suggest telling your friend to masturbate/ejaculate (preferably in the bathroom!) before landing, and perhaps that will alleviate it. Personally, if I were a guy, I'd be proud and thrilled to have a hard on, anytime, anywhere, and wouldn't care to hide it. As a gal, I love seeing a hard on on any fella. Be proud of it guys...it's a good thing!

Any other guesses out there?


Well I sure couldn't write the book.  I'm clueless, I find them quite confusing not being an owner-operator. (They are lovely though)

Thanks HP. Penes huh? A murder of crows. A mob of emus. A convocation of eagles. A parliament of penes?




A parliament of penes...that's a hoot and a half!

Personally, I think penes are the most wonderfully incredible critters, are great fun, easy to please, and are not at all confusing.

How about a clowder of cats?

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/26/2011 11:45:09 PM   
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Erections, and the role of nitrous oxide:

http://www.livestrong.com/article/191262-what-are-the-causes-of-night-erections/

http://www.andrologyjournal.org/cgi/content/full/23/5/S20

http://urology.jhu.edu/vision/male_sexual_medicine.php

I rest my case.

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/26/2011 11:47:53 PM   
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the source of nitric oxide in the blood vessels is continuously activated so that more nitric oxide is released, more tissue relaxes,


So what you are saying then is that the N2O is a local vasodilator ? I can buy that, but the pressure is still exerted by hydraulic force.

( kinda cool referrig to it that way ah ? )

T^T

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/26/2011 11:54:10 PM   
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Thanks Term.

Now if someone could just explain the  conversion rate of imperial inches to penile inches?

Eg. 3 imperial inches = 6 penile inches?

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/26/2011 11:56:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DarqueMirror

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster
She's a lot more "quite" than you are, Doctor.
Nitric Oxide and Erections
How do you think blue diamonds work?


You should read your own sources more carefully.

"Once blood starts flowing into the penis, the source of nitric oxide in the blood vessels is continuously activated so that more nitric oxide is released, more tissue relaxes, more blood comes in and a sustained erection is achieved," Burnett says."

You should investigate a little more thoroughly before telling people to read more carefully.

"All these results suggest that not only may NO precursor or donor induce penile erection, but also non-NO donors or precursors are also able to induce penile erection via the common mediator of NO."
http://www.nature.com/ijir/journal/v14/n3/full/3900825a.html

"For approximately a decade now, substantial evidence has accrued supporting nitric oxide (NO) as the central component of a major signal transduction system that acts in the penis to mediate the erectile response. This molecule subserves a unique biochemical cascade involving production of the potent second-messenger molecule, 3', 5'-cyclic guanosine monophosphate (cGMP), and its activation of protein kinase G (PKG), which induces physiologic penile erection by regulating the state of penile smooth muscle contractility (Burnett, 1997). In fact, current data support the notion that this NO-based biochemical cascade represents a convergence of cellular, biochemical, and molecular inputs, which, on the signal transduction regulatory level, is indispensable for the mechanism of penile erection (Hedlund et al, 2000a). Consistent with the importance of NO mediation of penile erection, its biology in the penis is quite complex, involving multiple regulatory interactions: the molecule itself may target several biochemical mechanisms that achieve erectile tissue relaxation, but it is also the target of a host of modulatory influences that determine its release and mode of action in erectile tissue. "
http://www.andrologyjournal.org/cgi/content/full/23/5/S20

"The NO–sGC–cGMP pathway plays a crucial role in the initiation and maintenance of cavernosal relaxation. It would appear to achieve this predominantly through the actions of PKGs. Cyclic GMP can alter cell function through protein phosphorylation or through mechanisms not directly related to protein phosphorylation. It is also becoming clear that the localization of these cGMP receptor proteins in the cell is an important factor in the regulation of cell function by cGMP. Soluble GC plays an important role in the transduction of inter- and intracellular signals conveyed by NO. To fulfill this role, sGC has evolved a unique heme-coordination, which customizes it for NO sensitivity and its product, cGMP, regulates a plethora of biological functions depending on location and cell type. It is crucial that the NO–sGC–cGMP transduction system is understood in its entirety, to provide the greatest opportunity for the design and development of therapeutics."
http://www.nature.com/ijir/journal/v16/n6/full/3901256a.html

And while I'm at it, NO is associated with the isomeric form of cyclooxygenase, COX-2, which is an enzyme responsible for increased prostaglandin synthesis, which leads to inflammation, which leads to pain (the COX-2 inhibitory effects of NSAIDS relieve pain)
"The biosynthesis and release of nitric oxide (NO) and prostaglandins (PGs) share a number of similarities. Two major forms of nitric-oxide synthase (NOS) and cyclooxygenase (COX) enzymes have been identified to date. Under normal circumstances, the constitutive isoforms of these enzymes (constitutive NOS and COX-1) are found in virtually all organs. Their presence accounts for the regulation of several important physiological effects (e.g. antiplatelet activity, vasodilation, and cytoprotection). On the other hand, in inflammatory setting, the inducible isoforms of these enzymes (inducible NOS and COX-2) are detected in a variety of cells, resulting in the production of large amounts of proinflammatory and cytotoxic NO and PGs. The release of NO and PGs by the inducible isoforms of NOS and COX has been associated with the pathological roles of these mediators in disease states as evidenced by the use of selective inhibitors. An important link between the NOS and COX pathways was made in 1993 by Salvemini and coworkers when they demonstrated that the enhanced release of PGs, which follows inflammatory mechanisms, was nearly entirely driven by NO. Such studies raised the possibility that COX enzymes represent important endogenous “receptor” targets for modulating the multifaceted roles of NO."
http://pharmrev.aspetjournals.org/content/57/2/217.full





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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/26/2011 11:59:01 PM   
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the source of nitric oxide in the blood vessels is continuously activated so that more nitric oxide is released, more tissue relaxes,


So what you are saying then is that the N2O is a local vasodilator ? I can buy that, but the pressure is still exerted by hydraulic force.

( kinda cool referrig to it that way ah ? )

T^T
I don't know about that... I know I've gotten really fucking stoned on N20 in the Dentist's chair (and on Whippits )


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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 12:02:53 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls


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ORIGINAL: seababy

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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

OMG, I almost choked laughing at how funny your post heading is! Thanks for that. The only problem is, I think a book by that title should actually be written, and this gal wants the first copy. You'll make a gazillion bucks!

The plural for penis is penises or penes.

As far as I know, nitrous oxide (gas) released by blood vessel dilation is what causes erections. My uneducated guess about the erection upon plane landing might be due to a pressure change, the stronger vibrations felt (stimulus) when the plane touches down and keeps moving foward while braking, and/or perhaps the relief of safe landing. If it's a discomfort or embarassment issue, I'd suggest telling your friend to masturbate/ejaculate (preferably in the bathroom!) before landing, and perhaps that will alleviate it. Personally, if I were a guy, I'd be proud and thrilled to have a hard on, anytime, anywhere, and wouldn't care to hide it. As a gal, I love seeing a hard on on any fella. Be proud of it guys...it's a good thing!

Any other guesses out there?


Well I sure couldn't write the book.  I'm clueless, I find them quite confusing not being an owner-operator. (They are lovely though)

Thanks HP. Penes huh? A murder of crows. A mob of emus. A convocation of eagles. A parliament of penes?




A parliament of penes...that's a hoot and a half!

Personally, I think penes are the most wonderfully incredible critters, are great fun, easy to please, and are not at all confusing.

How about a clowder of cats?
I feel that way about clitorii... just freakin' amazing, they are. They are a LOT larger than most people know... that little button is just the tip of the iceberg, so to speak. I didn't know that until a few years ago.


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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 12:26:46 AM   
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You should investigate a little more thoroughly before telling people to read more carefully.


Wouldn't need investigation if you'd read your own sources.

The basic point -- with no blood engorging the penis, there is no erection. It's also why you can maintain an erection with nothing more than a cock ring... it traps the blood in the penis and doesn't let it out.

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 12:27:45 AM   
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I don't know about that... I know I've gotten really fucking stoned on N20 in the Dentist's chair (and on Whippits


Well if you got a hardon at the time it wasn't caused by gas.

Wait, I can't say that.

OK, I can say this, the gas is not what gave you th,,,,fuck.

The gas did not PERSONALLY inflate your dick.

OK, that last one I got it right. I'm sticking with it.

T^T

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 12:28:48 AM   
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More on the amazing penis - (while I finish reading the other posts)

(Sourced from http://scienceblogs.com/observations/assets_c/2011/03/penis_size_worldwide-63161.php )







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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 12:30:38 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

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I don't know about that... I know I've gotten really fucking stoned on N20 in the Dentist's chair (and on Whippits


Well if you got a hardon at the time it wasn't caused by gas.

Wait, I can't say that.

OK, I can say this, the gas is not what gave you th,,,,fuck.

The gas did not PERSONALLY inflate your dick.

OK, that last one I got it right. I'm sticking with it.

T^T
I just can NOT imagine getting wood whilst getting drilled. Uh, or something like that.


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