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MistressDarkArt -> RE: Who needs help... (1/5/2012 7:39:59 PM)

Excellent, BK. That guy could use a few rounds of 5-minute White though. [:D] I guess there wasn't such a thing back in the day.




allanbindre -> RE: Who needs help... (1/5/2012 11:27:18 PM)

I'm not a native speaker (never even visited the US) - and when writing from my iPhone I tend to make spelling mistakes - sorry about that.

I think that the reason why I can't find someone who will take me up on my offer is something else completely. I think that most beautiful young women are very little concerned about the future.
They would much rather be payed $20 NOW than potentially earn a lot of money in a year or two.
And maybe that really is smart - most beautiful women do well in life after all - so they don't need to worry too much...

I agree that I could have been more concise from the beginning - sorry about that. I will try to make it all as clear as possible in my next post here...

I do find it strange that some focus so much on details in my posts that I didn't think much about - for instance the idea that I could write texts or answer mails. The big picture is: I can build you a website. Any website.




allanbindre -> RE: Who needs help... (1/6/2012 1:56:42 AM)

Okay - I wasn't very clear in my original introduction so here is an alternative try with more info. I hope this will make sense:

What I'm looking for
A confident, intelligent, beautiful young woman who needs help with one or more web projects.

What I can offer
I can build a complete site from scratch, but my daily focus as a consultant is more on planning, business development, communication, marketing.

The small print
Building web pages takes time and effort. I'm able to work 1-2 hours a day for you so it would take some time to build a site depending on the technical complexities. Also there are many things during the process that would require your participation - many decisions to make. So don't expect things to happen automatically.
I'm not able to use my credit card and I will not give away any personal information - so I'm not able to pay for a web hotel, domain registry or any other expenses that might show up.

Who I am
I've been working in the media business for many, many years - the last 7-8 years I've been working full time on web projects as a consultant.
I'm married with kids.
I don't lie, but there are many things that I cannot talk about, I live in a small country and don't want to risk my marriage.

What turns me on
In short: Beauty and power. Any kind of power.

My most fulfilling erotic experience was when I wrestled a woman half my size some years ago. She handled me like a baby - could literally do whatever she wanted with me. Rape me or kill me if she wanted to. I'm neither small nor weak - and it still makes me tingle when I think about the fact that there are beautiful women who are able to kick my butt with ease - something men that never experienced it have a hard time believing. (Some men are of course too big, too strong or too skilled fighters to ever experience it, but most are not).

My greatest hope is to one day witness a display of true female dominance in real life - to see a beauty force her will on someone. It happens of course every day, but it's so very subtle - I wish that more women would be blunt about it.

I'm in a way sad that I'm already submissive by heart since the idea of being turned submissive is very, very hot.
I don't care much for bdsm in general. It seems to me that the sub is the center of attention - what good is a slave when his/her arms are tied.

I think that women dominating women are even hotter than women dominating men.

If the internet had been invented before I met my wife I would probably be someone's human ATM by now. I find financial domination sexy because it to me is the only way to truly do power exchange online. Pro online domming is a strange creature - "the customer is always right" so it's not really domination to me.

I find hypnosis very sexy and think it's a powerful tool for a beautiful woman. Most men would like to obey a beauty, but sometimes they are held back by their own inhibitions or by the expectations of the people watching them - hypnosis gives them an excuse to obey.

I'm aware that youth and beauty are words that provoke some dommes (those that are not) - but we all have our things - and there are subs for any kind of domme - so don't hold it against me.

I don't speak English on a daily basis - and I will make spelling mistakes occasionally.




MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Who needs help... (1/6/2012 5:02:06 AM)

That says it loud and clear - it´s about YOUR kink.

The spelling issues are relevant as you are proposing to build a website for some ´young, beautiful woman´ as part of the ´deal´. If you can´t build them a website flawless in every way, then what use is it? Besides, what makes you think that they can´t do this for themselves?

By the way, the customer is NOT always right. In fact the customer can get it very wrong, and if he does then I will and do dispense with him as a customer. Yes, I am one of those online ProDommes that confuse you so much. I could write an essay on why it´s still domination, and maybe some day I will, but not here.




Fornica -> RE: Who needs help... (1/6/2012 5:59:34 AM)

Oh, you're married as well. So, a cheater. And with kids.




allanbindre -> RE: Who needs help... (1/6/2012 9:06:35 AM)

What does 'as well' refer to?
@MissKittyDeVine - why do we hire a painter to paint our house or a plumber to fix the sink.
I'm a pro - this is what I do for a living. My English btw is - though flawed - better than most American's :-)




searching4mysir -> RE: Who needs help... (1/6/2012 9:09:08 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica

Oh, you're married as well. So, a cheater. And with kids.



Don't you know it's only cheating if he sticks his dick in someone else's pussy? It isn't cheating if it's just a blowjob or he gets pegged or if it's online [8|]




kalikshama -> RE: Who needs help... (1/6/2012 9:18:02 AM)

quote:

The spelling issues are relevant as you are proposing to build a website for some ´young, beautiful woman´ as part of the ´deal´. If you can´t build them a website flawless in every way, then what use is it? Besides, what makes you think that they can´t do this for themselves?


As someone who produces website I can assure you that the QC process is more intensive than that of collarchat postings.

It has been my experience that designers design, coders code, writers write, and it is a very rare person who can do all three, and I can extrapolate from that that most of his target demographic would indeed have less skills in this department than the OP.

OP - women wanting to take you up on your offer should ask for your portfolio, which you should not give due to your marital situation. I think you should invest that 2 hours per day into your marriage and family.




Fornica -> RE: Who needs help... (1/6/2012 9:57:31 AM)

But what about the young beautiful russian girls? We wouldn't want them to be below his children and wife in priority!
I hope your wife finds a young beautiful man to replace you.
quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

I think you should invest that 2 hours per day into your marriage and family.





Fornica -> RE: Who needs help... (1/6/2012 10:00:16 AM)

Ps~ You realize if you use the same username everywhere, you are easily googled, right? Since you're a web expert?




allanbindre -> RE: Who needs help... (1/6/2012 10:26:06 AM)

I will never meet the domme I'm going to work for - and I will not love her. I will not have sex with her or even talk dirty to her in any way. Am I cheating? Well, if thats cheating you should have been around in the seventies :-)
I think I made it pretty clear that I'm not a pro designer or a pro coder. But I do design and I do code. I am infact able to build a complete website from scratch - if that's what required.




kalikshama -> RE: Who needs help... (1/6/2012 10:32:46 AM)

I would be very very unhappy if my husband put so much time into another woman - I'd rather he fuck her occasionally than work for her every day.




kalikshama -> RE: Who needs help... (1/6/2012 10:38:03 AM)

quote:

Am I cheating? Well, if thats cheating you should have been around in the seventies :-)


Ah, but we are in the digital era and when you throw in BDSM service, then yes, you are indeed committing emotional infidelity.




MistressDarkArt -> RE: Who needs help... (1/6/2012 11:03:31 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: allanbindre

Okay - I wasn't very clear in my original introduction so here is an alternative try with more info. I hope this will make sense:

What I'm looking for
A confident, intelligent, beautiful young woman who needs help with one or more web projects.

What I can offer
I can build a complete site from scratch, but my daily focus as a consultant is more on planning, business development, communication, marketing.

The small print
Building web pages takes time and effort. I'm able to work 1-2 hours a day for you so it would take some time to build a site depending on the technical complexities. Also there are many things during the process that would require your participation - many decisions to make. So don't expect things to happen automatically.
I'm not able to use my credit card and I will not give away any personal information - so I'm not able to pay for a web hotel, domain registry or any other expenses that might show up.

Who I am
I've been working in the media business for many, many years - the last 7-8 years I've been working full time on web projects as a consultant.
I'm married with kids.
I don't lie, but there are many things that I cannot talk about, I live in a small country and don't want to risk my marriage.

What turns me on
In short: Beauty and power. Any kind of power.

My most fulfilling erotic experience was when I wrestled a woman half my size some years ago. She handled me like a baby - could literally do whatever she wanted with me. Rape me or kill me if she wanted to. I'm neither small nor weak - and it still makes me tingle when I think about the fact that there are beautiful women who are able to kick my butt with ease - something men that never experienced it have a hard time believing. (Some men are of course too big, too strong or too skilled fighters to ever experience it, but most are not).

My greatest hope is to one day witness a display of true female dominance in real life - to see a beauty force her will on someone. It happens of course every day, but it's so very subtle - I wish that more women would be blunt about it.

I'm in a way sad that I'm already submissive by heart since the idea of being turned submissive is very, very hot.
I don't care much for bdsm in general. It seems to me that the sub is the center of attention - what good is a slave when his/her arms are tied.

I think that women dominating women are even hotter than women dominating men.

If the internet had been invented before I met my wife I would probably be someone's human ATM by now. I find financial domination sexy because it to me is the only way to truly do power exchange online. Pro online domming is a strange creature - "the customer is always right" so it's not really domination to me.

I find hypnosis very sexy and think it's a powerful tool for a beautiful woman. Most men would like to obey a beauty, but sometimes they are held back by their own inhibitions or by the expectations of the people watching them - hypnosis gives them an excuse to obey.

I'm aware that youth and beauty are words that provoke some dommes (those that are not) - but we all have our things - and there are subs for any kind of domme - so don't hold it against me.

I don't speak English on a daily basis - and I will make spelling mistakes occasionally.


And there we finally have it, ladies and gentlemen. A married man with children and fixation of some long-ago encounter. A typical do-me agenda guy who states he has better English skills than most Americans. Dude, for business purposes written medium must be flawless; anything less is an embarrassment that will reflect badly on said beauty.

Hurry all 19-year old Russian lovelies, line forms to the left and there's only one allanbindre to go around!

Sorry, allan. You'll know it's a fair trade when someone actually wants to take you up on it. Regarding cheating: would you spending 1-2 hours a day glued to your computer away from your family fulfilling your fetish piss your wife off? Perhaps you should ask her. If she doesn't like the idea, it's cheating. Good luck.




Fornica -> RE: Who needs help... (1/6/2012 11:19:52 AM)

Let's ask your wife.
Have some fucking integrity.
quote:

ORIGINAL: allanbindre

Am I cheating?





searching4mysir -> RE: Who needs help... (1/6/2012 1:53:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: allanbindre


I'm married with kids.
I don't lie, but there are many things that I cannot talk about, I live in a small country and don't want to risk my marriage.





Listen cupcake, if this is going to risk your marriage, then it is cheating, plain and simple. Don't lie to yourself.




Fornica -> RE: Who needs help... (1/6/2012 2:07:25 PM)

You're risking your marriage for some chick that you'll never meet, just for the thrill and kicks. That should be fun to explain to your kids some day. "Daddy really wanted a young russian hottie to help!"




SaintIntensity -> RE: Who needs help... (1/6/2012 2:10:43 PM)

You quote your pay rate here and on your profile

you get that because you can demand that rate

the girls can demand that rate as long as they can get it

so pay - or shut up - but do save some $$$s for a divorce lawyer

is this another wind-up profile? it seems VERY familiar... same attitude, same idiocy, same fucked-up moral compass





allanbindre -> RE: Who needs help... (1/6/2012 2:25:43 PM)

I've asked the moderators to delete this thread (don't know if they will do it) - I've deleted my account on collarme.com, but I can't find any way to delete my account here at collarchat. Any good advice from you good people?
I'll get out of your face now - promise :-)




xxblushesxx -> RE: Who needs help... (1/6/2012 2:39:11 PM)

The thread won't be deleted.
In order to delete your account, just don't log into it. It will eventually become inactive.




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