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LadyHibiscus -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 1:18:46 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

I just got wood!
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I have decided that I would like to be powerfucked until I pass out. As long as I don't remain unconscious, because that is Teh Dangerous.

All you menz know where to apply. [;)]





Feeling the lusssst![:)]



LadyPact -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 1:23:32 PM)

No, no, no.  You're getting it wrong, dear.

By age 36, the OP managed to make the rank of Lt Col.  However, his last cum slut died while giving birth to the fifth child. 

With the cum slut dead, the OP could no longer remain in the military.  (Just guessing this part, but I suppose he was released from his contract to take care of the five kids.)

So now, the OP lives in FL, but is somehow a prosecutor in CA.  Oddly enough, I thought most attorneys could spell words like break and heaven, but I guess that's not a requirement.  A good lawyer though, as it only takes a few hours to put away someone who has charges against him for nine rapes.  (Still waiting on the link to the news story on that one.)

However, it seems that the first cum slut came back from the dead, because she had time to whip up a profile for CM.  It must be real ownership, because he has trained her, not only for power fucking, but to serve him in ways such as adapting his writing style.

No matter how you slice it, the fact that this guy has time to play those video games is amazing.



Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 1:25:06 PM)

I izz feeling all lussssssst

However the Thriller in manilla is a rerun, it's only round 5 can we wait a few please.
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus


quote:

ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

I just got wood!
quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I have decided that I would like to be powerfucked until I pass out. As long as I don't remain unconscious, because that is Teh Dangerous.

All you menz know where to apply. [;)]





Feeling the lusssst![:)]




GreedyTop -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 1:25:49 PM)

notto mention, he trained her to come back from the dead, LadyP!!



LadyHibiscus -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 1:34:43 PM)

Excellent use of the new font size!!

What is it that you win, exactly? By running Hilly's picture, I mean. Is there cash and prizes?



ghostman338 -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 1:35:43 PM)

I HAVE CUM SLUT FROM COAST TO COAST AS OF RIGHT NOW I AM BORED WITH TWO OF THEM SO WHERE ARE REAL WOMEN WHO WANT A REAL MASTER



Hillwilliam -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 1:37:26 PM)

I'm curious, ghostie. If you're such a he-man, why did you hide your profile? Isn't that called runninig away?



GreedyTop -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 1:38:05 PM)

yanno what, wannabe COD bigshot? Hilly is guaranteed to get more offers than you ever will (Hilly gets them IRL, sorry, skippy, the SIMS hookups don't count.. sorry 'bout yer luck)
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stef -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 1:38:27 PM)

Hey there Colonel Mustard, where did your profile go?  I particularly liked the photo that showed up in TinEye on several sites in the .ru domain.  I guess those damn rooskies stole your picture.    



Yachtie -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 1:38:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ghostman338

I HAVE CUM SLUT FROM COAST TO COAST


How was it? Your "cum slut"ing from coast to coast? Was it good?



Lucylastic -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 1:39:29 PM)

oh I hope enchanted vixen likes that last post
LMAO
pooor thing
snerk
being powerfucked must make you stoopid?



Hillwilliam -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 1:40:01 PM)

Seriously, dude. Everything you have posted has been proven to be bullshit. By impersonating an LEO and a US Military officer, that is 2 felonies. Your best bet might be to run far and fast.



searching4mysir -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 1:40:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ghostman338

I HAVE CUM SLUT FROM COAST TO COAST AS OF RIGHT NOW I AM BORED WITH TWO OF THEM SO WHERE ARE REAL WOMEN WHO WANT A REAL MASTER



Listen cupcake, if real women are looking for a real master they will pass you by.

Rule #1: Master YOURSELF before you attempt to master anyone else. Your lack of self-control which is evident in this thread shows that you can't even follow rule #1.

You take the bait every single time. Trolling is supposed to make the other person look like an idiot, but you just make yourself look like an idiot.

Your big bad dom routine is an epic fail.



tazzygirl -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 1:40:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ghostman338

I HAVE CUM SLUT FROM COAST TO COAST AS OF RIGHT NOW I AM BORED WITH TWO OF THEM SO WHERE ARE REAL WOMEN WHO WANT A REAL MASTER


If you are bored with two cum sluts, you have bigger problems than finding another.



ghostman338 -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 1:40:34 PM)

SO PLEASE KEEP FUCKING WITH ME I AM ON DUTY FOR THE NEXT 36 HOURS STRAIGHT AND DOING THE PAPER WORK ON NEW FEDERAL WARRANTS IS JUST PART OF MY JOB YOU SEE UNDER U.S FEDERAL CYBER STALKING LAWS ALL IT TAKES FOR A NEW WARRNT IS THREE ATTACK POST HAVE A NICE DAY I ALWAYS WIN



Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 1:41:03 PM)

Hey Ghostie you like being a cumslut?



searching4mysir -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 1:42:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ghostman338

SO PLEASE KEEP FUCKING WITH ME I AM ON DUTY FOR THE NEXT 36 HOURS STRAIGHT AND DOING THE PAPER WORK ON NEW FEDERAL WARRANTS IS JUST PART OF MY JOB YOU SEE UNDER U.S FEDERAL CYBER STALKING LAWS ALL IT TAKES FOR A NEW WARRNT IS THREE ATTACK POST HAVE A NICE DAY I ALWAYS WIN


Except not one person here has attacked or cyberstalked you. Wouldn't trolling be considered an abuse of power, if you actually had any?

This entire thread would be evidence for the person you had the warrant drawn out for AGAINST you. There isn't anything here that is actually in your favor, cupcake.



Hillwilliam -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 1:42:35 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ghostman338

SO PLEASE KEEP FUCKING WITH ME I AM ON DUTY FOR THE NEXT 36 HOURS STRAIGHT AND DOING THE PAPER WORK ON NEW FEDERAL WARRANTS IS JUST PART OF MY JOB YOU SEE UNDER U.S FEDERAL CYBER STALKING LAWS ALL IT TAKES FOR A NEW WARRNT IS THREE ATTACK POST HAVE A NICE DAY I ALWAYS WIN

On duty for 36 hours: Translation.


My mom is home all weekend and I can't go to porn sites.



Yachtie -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 1:43:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ghostman338

SO PLEASE KEEP FUCKING WITH ME I AM ON DUTY FOR THE NEXT 36 HOURS STRAIGHT AND DOING THE PAPER WORK ON NEW FEDERAL WARRANTS IS JUST PART OF MY JOB YOU SEE UNDER U.S FEDERAL CYBER STALKING LAWS ALL IT TAKES FOR A NEW WARRNT IS THREE ATTACK POST HAVE A NICE DAY I ALWAYS WIN


I just blew pepsi on my screen. [sm=dontfeedtrolls.gif]



Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 1:43:52 PM)

What worries me is that my 7 yr old has a better handle on the English language. WTF happened to the US school system?



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