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stef -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 12:40:46 PM)

Good god, another mental midget chairborne ranger.  The closest you've ever been to spec-ops is playing Call of Duty on your Xbox. 

Now Colonel Mustard, shouldn't you get back to your room before you miss the afternoon med cart and the orderlies have to come looking for you?  Do you want to be put into the huggy coat again?




Lucylastic -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 12:40:57 PM)

not just fucking ludicrous,
you would think any "arresting officer" outside the interwebs would be aware of what he is actually doing
bullshit stinks like bullshit




Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 12:42:26 PM)

Any of the regulars got a problem with me dumping this shit on the FBI's desk?




enchntdvixen -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 12:43:17 PM)

Jus.t for the record my Master is for REAL. I spent 9 days OF PURE BLISS BEING POWER FUCKED UNTIL I PASSED OUT. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEMS HERE ARE BUT I ASSURE YOU HE IS FOR REAL AS AM I. He is the most amazing MASTER, MAN, SOULMATE< FRIEND YOU COULD EVER ASK FOR




yourdarkdesire -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 12:43:29 PM)

ooooh - go for it Niney! (this bad boy needs a spanking)




GreedyTop -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 12:43:46 PM)

ok, it doesn't have the LULz of "tap, tap, tap"...

but OMFG, it's getting there!!




Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 12:44:14 PM)

oh puleeeze!




Lucylastic -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 12:44:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: enchntdvixen

Jus.t for the record my Master is for REAL. I spent 9 days OF PURE BLISS BEING POWER FUCKED UNTIL I PASSED OUT. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEMS HERE ARE BUT I ASSURE YOU HE IS FOR REAL AS AM I. He is the most amazing MASTER, MAN, SOULMATE< FRIEND YOU COULD EVER ASK FOR

WHy is he looking to replace you???
I thought his last cum slut died??? is this thru a seance or what?

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GreedyTop -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 12:44:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: enchntdvixen

Jus.t for the record my Master is for REAL. I spent 9 days OF PURE BLISS BEING POWER FUCKED UNTIL I PASSED OUT. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEMS HERE ARE BUT I ASSURE YOU HE IS FOR REAL AS AM I. He is the most amazing MASTER, MAN, SOULMATE< FRIEND YOU COULD EVER ASK FOR



YAY!! SOCKPUPPETRY!!
oh wait. This is the same *koff* "master" that opened this thread with trolling for 'cum sluts'? and has since claimed all kinds of alleged SF experience, although google shows him as being a COD wannabe? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

*stops, catches breath* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob?? is that you again???




yourdarkdesire -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 12:45:29 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: enchntdvixen

Jus.t for the record my Master is for REAL. I spent 9 days OF PURE BLISS BEING POWER FUCKED UNTIL I PASSED OUT. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEMS HERE ARE BUT I ASSURE YOU HE IS FOR REAL AS AM I. He is the most amazing MASTER, MAN, SOULMATE< FRIEND YOU COULD EVER ASK FOR



gee - can anyone say ....... SOCK PUPPET!!!




GreedyTop -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 12:46:37 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Any of the regulars got a problem with me dumping this shit on the FBI's desk?




Please do, Niner. And I will, as well...




Hillwilliam -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 12:46:52 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: enchntdvixen

Jus.t for the record my Master is for REAL. I spent 9 days OF PURE BLISS BEING POWER FUCKED UNTIL I PASSED OUT. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEMS HERE ARE BUT I ASSURE YOU HE IS FOR REAL AS AM I. He is the most amazing MASTER, MAN, SOULMATE< FRIEND YOU COULD EVER ASK FOR

Looks like the little boy just had a sex change.

Did anyone else notice that the amount of time he was gone was the same amount of time that high school is in session?




Lucylastic -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 12:48:26 PM)

oh fuck now I have hiccups from laughing
at least I didnt pee myself
yet




LadyHibiscus -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 12:48:55 PM)

I have decided that I would like to be powerfucked until I pass out. As long as I don't remain unconscious, because that is Teh Dangerous.

All you menz know where to apply. [;)]




JanahX -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 12:50:36 PM)

Video Please. I wanna watch that.

quote:

ORIGINAL: enchntdvixen

Jus.t for the record my Master is for REAL. I spent 9 days OF PURE BLISS BEING POWER FUCKED UNTIL I PASSED OUT. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEMS HERE ARE BUT I ASSURE YOU HE IS FOR REAL AS AM I. He is the most amazing MASTER, MAN, SOULMATE< FRIEND YOU COULD EVER ASK FOR





Lucylastic -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 12:51:48 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I have decided that I would like to be powerfucked until I pass out. As long as I don't remain unconscious, because that is Teh Dangerous.

All you menz know where to apply. [;)]

OK i JUST PEED
oopth




Hillwilliam -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 12:52:23 PM)

Does giving yourself a golden shower make you the Domme or the subbie?




Yachtie -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 12:52:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Any of the regulars got a problem with me dumping this shit on the FBI's desk?



They might object to your soiling their server.[8|]




GreedyTop -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 12:52:56 PM)

dammit, Lucy!! no vid?? *haz teh sadz*
*snicker*




stef -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 12:53:36 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Did anyone else notice that the amount of time he was gone was the same amount of time that high school is in session?

Judging by their facility with grammar and the English language, I would guess that he and his "consort" are in the early stages of the 8 year plan.




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