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kizzy101 -> pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 11:22:50 AM)

Master has just bought one to use on me....how long etc does it take to make my pussy swell?



mnottertail -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 11:30:47 AM)

Near immediate.  How long has he had it?  If over 5 minutes, you should already know the answer to this.



kizzy101 -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 11:36:57 AM)

hasnt used it yet but I must say I'm looking forward to it!



mnottertail -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 11:40:01 AM)

See? it is already swelling.



kizzy101 -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 11:42:57 AM)

lol...how clever u r to know my naughty pussy is twitching already!



myotherself -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 11:45:07 AM)

Naughty pussies are a nightmare! They can cause untold damage.

Try smacking its nose with a rolled-up newspaper. [8|]



HisPet21 -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 12:20:03 PM)

quote:

Naughty pussies are a nightmare! They can cause untold damage.

Try smacking its nose with a rolled-up newspaper.


Mine is constantly using the couch as his personal shredder. On a related note, isn't animal abuse to pump a kitty? Shame on you!



DaddySatyr -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 12:23:08 PM)

I don't know. I've pumped a few pussies in my day and while it's been described in many ways (some of them have even been complimentary), I don't think it's illegal (as long as it's consensual).



Peace and comfort,



Michael



JanahX -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 12:31:19 PM)

I smell a WANK FODDER POST !! [sm=alien.gif]



Fornica -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 12:32:45 PM)

fr
Didn't it come with instructions?



DaddySatyr -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 12:59:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica
fr
Didn't it come with instructions?


I actually asked one of my ladies what one was. I must be getting old.

Fornica, perhaps you could make a demonstrational video for us?



Peace and comfort,



Michael



peppermint -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 1:04:34 PM)

Never heard of one.  All I can picture is some suction thingy that is going to pull my innards out where they don't belong. 



Lucylastic -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 1:09:18 PM)

I have had trouble getting a decent seal(NO THIS ISNT ANIMAL ABUSE).
And I find the pump to be too awkward to use on ones own. ALso be careful about bruising between labia and thigh, too much action can hurt and not in a good way.
it works well if conditions are right, but any violent squirming will break the seal.
It didnt have much effect on sensation, it was more of a visual pleasure..The instructions are very vague
Now clit pumps?
yeah
nice



mnottertail -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 1:10:08 PM)

Ah, a blood eagle carved on a womans mons veneris!!!! 

By God, the vikings didnt get it half right did they?



In the Anglo Saxon Chronicle, for example, we read that the viking chieftain, Ivar the Boneless, had the Northumbrian king, Aella II, put to death:

"They caused the bloody eagle to be carved on the back of Ælla, and they cut away all of the ribs from the spine, and then they ripped out his lungs."

The motif also occurs in Norna-Gests þáttr. Here, Regin carries out the execution of Lyngvi:

"Regin then took his sword from me, and with it carved Lyngvi's back until the ribs were cut from the back, and the lungs drawn out. Thus Lyngvi died with great valour.
Then Regin said:

'Now the blood eagle
With a broad sword
The killer of Sigmund
Carved on the back.'”



BKSir -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 1:11:42 PM)

MNOtter... I don't even know what to say... O.o One, that you actually know about that, and two... that will always be disturbing to me.



mnottertail -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 1:13:34 PM)

Oh, I found out that women had a mons veneris at a very young age, and it has 'disturbed' me all my life, so I feel your pain...



ResidentSadist -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 1:50:49 PM)

If you see your asshole protruding our through your urethra, you left the pump on too long.   

.. just sayin



jennileigh8182 -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:01:17 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: peppermint

Never heard of one.  All I can picture is some suction thingy that is going to pull my innards out where they don't belong. 


Dies laughing

I'm glad I wasn't the only one with this mental image.



Fornica -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:01:57 PM)

Michael, I've never used a pump of any kind on me! Esp my bewbage cuz..um..err..



DaddySatyr -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:08:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica
Michael, I've never used a pump of any kind on me! Esp my bewbage cuz..um..err..


You think I care about the education! I just want to see the video!



Peace and comfort,



Michael



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