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MsLadySue -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/2/2012 1:32:53 PM)
I have no idea who it is attributed to. I found it on the net ages ago and I too love it.

fucktoyprincess -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/2/2012 2:27:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsLadySue I have no idea who it is attributed to. I found it on the net ages ago and I too love it. It actually explains some of my failed relationships quite well.....[8\|]

MistressDarkArt -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/2/2012 6:08:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam That's why I just gave the simple 3 word answer. But they were the wrong 3 words. The actually 3 words to that truly please a lady are: Clit. Lick. Now! [:D] NO NO NO, Roch!! It's: Back! Scratch! Now!! Or: Feet! Rub! Now!! Or: Coffee! Make! Now!! Or: Catbox! Clean! Now!! Shall I go on? [:D]

Rochsub2009 -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/2/2012 6:28:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt NO NO NO, Roch!! It's: Back! Scratch! Now!! Or: Feet! Rub! Now!! Or: Coffee! Make! Now!! Or: Catbox! Clean! Now!! Ooooh, I like all of those (except the catbox)! Here's another one of my favorites: Dinner. Cook! Now!!! And this is probably my least favorite: Shoes. Buy!! More!!!!!!! (what is it with women and shoes?) [:'(]

MistressDarkArt -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/2/2012 6:37:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt NO NO NO, Roch!! It's: Back! Scratch! Now!! Or: Feet! Rub! Now!! Or: Coffee! Make! Now!! Or: Catbox! Clean! Now!! Ooooh, I like all of those (except the catbox)! Here's another one of my favorites: Dinner. Cook! Now!!! And this is probably my least favorite: Shoes. Buy!! More!!!!!!! (what is it with women and shoes?) [:'(] Yes please. Nomnomnomnom!! PS: I don't need more stinkin' shoes!!

FrostedFlake -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 6:30:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam Listen to her. This. Most really suck at it. They are too busy looking for an opening for their own agenda. Or a quick problem to solve so they can fix your life and get back to talking about themselves. Yeah. Men are always trying to solve problems. Damn. It's like we were built for that shit or something.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 6:58:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FrostedFlake quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam Listen to her. This. Most really suck at it. They are too busy looking for an opening for their own agenda. Or a quick problem to solve so they can fix your life and get back to talking about themselves. Yeah. Men are always trying to solve problems. Damn. It's like we were built for that shit or something. HAHHAHAHAAAAA. Ha. Actually I find the "fix it" rather endearing, and sometimes even helpful. Really, there should be classes in How Men Talk for the young girls, at about the same time they tell them about the Excitement of Menstruation. Think of the time it will save! And the adjusted expectations, when they see that there are conversations men are Just Not Suited For! Yep. Auntie Hib Knows Stuff.

LaTigresse -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 7:52:22 AM)
I remember one 'debate' Generic Dude and I had about how he hated that I didn't tell him stuff. Stuff he felt I should be telling him. He was upset that I didn't confide more in him. His career training caused him to be suspicious of me, that I was purposely hiding things from him. I explained to him that I didn't because I didn't want to hear what he thought I should do about whatever it was. That I was sick of hearing about how he felt I should handle every bloody thing. I told him that IF I could tell him something and just get a little sincere listening and maybe a little empathy without the condescending advice, I might actually tell him more. To be honest, even after 21 years and 8 months, I am still not convinced he 'gets it'.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 8:00:42 AM)
Empathy's for chicks.

Rochsub2009 -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 8:06:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Empathy's for chicks. Exactly! I can't even spell "emphaty", so I definitely can't do it. [:D]

Ninebelowzero -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 8:06:11 AM)
To truly please a Lady When asked that question 'What are you thinking about?' Lie & pass them a compliment, say anything, just never tell a lady the truth. That there is nothing active in your brain. Wimmenz fear it.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 8:09:27 AM)
What woman in her right mind asks a man what he's THINKING?? Jumping jesus on a pogo stick. Just ask them if they want a beer, then move ON.

Rochsub2009 -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 8:09:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero When asked that question 'What are you thinking about?' Lie & pass them a compliment, say anything, just never tell a lady the truth. That there is nothing active in your brain. Wimmenz fear it. I agree. I can't even count the number of times that a woman has asked me that, and the true answer was "nothing". My brain was completely empty at the time. I was in a mental vegetative state. But rather than tell her that, I'd say something like "I was just thinking about how much I love you". Women are suckers for that answer. [:D]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 8:13:20 AM)
Seriously? You have had women ask you that? WTF? You're making that up. [>:]

Ninebelowzero -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 8:15:59 AM)
No Hibby honest injun, you know the Simpsons, the movie & Homer with the monkey with the drum, well that's hyperactivity for most men.

Rochsub2009 -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 8:26:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Seriously? You have had women ask you that? WTF? I find it hard to believe that you can't imagine a woman asking that question. I've been asked that question a billion times (maybe more). Hmmmmmm, I'm starting to question your gender, LadyHib. Are you really a guy pretending to be a woman? Most "real" women ask their husband/boyfriend that question at least 47 times per day. [;)]

Ninebelowzero -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 8:34:23 AM)
Roch speaks true

bighappygoth39 -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 8:44:44 AM)
I've never understood why some women do that. The only time I ask my man what's on his mind is if he suddenly starts laughing about something that has obviously tickled him. other than that, I don't see the point. If he wants me to know what's on his mind, he usually tells me. [8D]

LaTigresse -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 8:47:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Seriously? You have had women ask you that? WTF? You're making that up. [>:] I echo this. I cannot ever remember asking G.D. what was on his mind. I already fucking know. The silent type he ain't. He rarely asks me what is on my mind. I believe he is afraid of the answer.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 9:00:03 AM)
My mom has never asked my dad what he's thinking. I have never asked any of my men what they are thinking, unless we're playing and I NEED to know how they're processing. First, how incredibly intrusive. Second, MEN, right?? OMG FLASHBACK... a Saturday Night Live sketch from the '70's. Jill Clayburgh is at a table with her date, lalala, he gives her some glamourous answer, then asks What are YOU thinking, honey? Her response: WARTHOGS. Priceless.

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