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Hillwilliam -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 9:00:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Seriously? You have had women ask you that? WTF? I find it hard to believe that you can't imagine a woman asking that question. I've been asked that question a billion times (maybe more). Hmmmmmm, I'm starting to question your gender, LadyHib. Are you really a guy pretending to be a woman? Most "real" women ask their husband/boyfriend that question at least 47 times per day. [;)] I realize you're just trying to be a nice guy roch but 47 is conservative. [8D]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 9:15:43 AM)
Okay, I admit it. I DON'T ASK BECAUSE I DON'T CARE. Okay?? Sheesh. [8\|]

Ninebelowzero -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 9:17:23 AM)
To truly please a Lady Compliment them. Example. By 'eck you don't sweat much for a fat un when you're dancing luv. Engage them in your activities. Example. Take them into the bathroom to savout the odour you have just created. Be tactile. Example. When they are in the kitchen casually slap their arse as you return to the tv chair from the fridge with beer in other hand.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 9:18:27 AM)
Niney... you're really Fred Flintstone, aren't you, lovey?

Rochsub2009 -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 9:18:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam I realize you're just trying to be a nice guy roch but 47 is conservative. [8D] Yeah, you're probably right. If only women knew that we're not thinking anything most of the time. In fact, 90% of the time, we're practically in a coma. We just turn our brains off and let the little head do the driving. [:D]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 9:20:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam I realize you're just trying to be a nice guy roch but 47 is conservative. [8D] Yeah, you're probably right. If only women knew that we're not thinking anything most of the time. In fact, 90% of the time, we're practically in a coma. We just turn our brains off and let the little head do the driving. [:D] And see, LaT and I, WE KNOW THIS ALREADY. We also know that when a man has an opinion, HE WILL SHARE IT, unless we stuff his shorts in his mouth. Hib Knows Things

Hillwilliam -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 9:20:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam I realize you're just trying to be a nice guy roch but 47 is conservative. [8D] Yeah, you're probably right. If only women knew that we're not thinking anything most of the time. In fact, 90% of the time, we're practically in a coma. We just turn our brains off and let the little head do the driving. [:D] We're always thinking 2 things. I want a beer. I wanna see a naked woman.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 9:21:22 AM)
That's why the menz love me, because I UNDERSTAND. [;)]

Ninebelowzero -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 9:22:05 AM)
Sorry Hibby I couldn't resist.

Rochsub2009 -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 9:23:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam We're always thinking 2 things. I want a beer. I wanna see a naked woman. [sm=agree.gif] BTW, I have a beer in my hand right now as I surf on-line porn. [:D]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 9:23:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero Sorry Hibby I couldn't resist. I always say, Be yourself, even if yourself is a total berk! [:D] (just kidding) (well not kidding, just that you're not a TOTAL berk...)

Ninebelowzero -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 9:37:38 AM)
Only partially?

Ninebelowzero -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 9:38:47 AM)
OMG speaking of how to please a lady where's Ghostman tonight? A good powerfucking would achieve it.

Yachtie -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 9:41:07 AM)
Don't please a lady, get her hot. Go work on the car then wipe your hands off on the curtains. [8D]

Ninebelowzero -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 9:44:34 AM)
Meanwhile in the alternative thread 'How to please a man' the only entry in 10 years is Turn up naked, bring beer, don't touch the remote.

Yachtie -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 9:50:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero Meanwhile in the alternative thread 'How to please a man' the only entry in 10 years is Turn up naked, bring beer, don't touch the remote. Yeah. We're easy. Makes me wonder what God was thinking when he took Adam's rib. "Now what am I going to make with this?"

Ninebelowzero -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 10:12:17 AM)
On a more serious note, it's about the little things grand gestures are fine but in my experience the devil is in the fine details.

SnowRanger -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 2:07:42 PM)
Hello A/all, I concur with Hillwilliam. Be interested in her. Refrain from offering advice or answers, Ask clarifying questions, they will help you understand, and may help her find her own way to an answer. If it's a subject that's been covered before, listen anyway. It's a skill, and a frangible one. You have to practice. Respectfully, Mike SnowRanger

LadyHibiscus -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 2:22:32 PM)
And now you all know why I can be had for a back skritch and a fairy cake. Isn't it interesting that no one has come up with either? Self-directed Hib

PeonForHer -> RE: To truly please a Lady (2/3/2012 3:58:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SnowRanger Hello A/all, Refrain from offering advice or answers, Ask clarifying questions, they will help you understand, and may help her find her own way to an answer. If it's a subject that's been covered before, listen anyway. It's a skill, and a frangible one. You have to practice. True. Also, I've found that femdoms can have very brittle egos. Offer one a 'solution to a problem' and she'll feel you're patronising her and get all vinegary on your ass. Bad news - could lead to a serious lack of sausage time for a man later that evening.

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