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Kaliko -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 11:21:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I am okay with dicks leaving. If they cannot handle the heat of the sausage cooking kitchen then let them find a kinder, gentler kitchen where they can nance around, trash talking the people that called them on their pomposity. I hate pompous dicks that only seem to live for condescending to those that do not agree with them or beg to kiss their dicks.



Right, but two things.

1. Not everyone may think that person is as big of a dick as you do.

2. I'm not even referring to just dicks. (Unless it is also a clever way to stay on topic. :) I know of a few people who I believe most here hold the general opinion that they are very nice, but they haven't been here for some time for the same types of reasons. So I guess I'm just saying that I used to defend CollarChat, but now...now I'm starting to get it. Perhaps I'll just work it through in my mind.






Kaliko -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 11:22:29 AM)

And now, I must attend a 4th grade fashion show in the living room. Thanks for listening, and for not stomping all over my dick about it.




Ninebelowzero -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 11:23:02 AM)

This seems strangely relevant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKg1PF8cxWw&feature=fvst

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I am okay with dicks leaving. If they cannot handle the heat of the sausage cooking kitchen then let them find a kinder, gentler kitchen where they can nance around, trash talking the people that called them on their pomposity. I hate pompous dicks that only seem to live for condescending to those that do not agree with them or beg to kiss their dicks.

I figure no one is going to stop them from asking for a refund of their Collarme membership fee and go about creating their own website.





Kaliko -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 11:23:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Not to beat a dead dick but I wonder, why bother worrying whether a post you've made get's pulled?


Um...because then the world would miss out on my brilliance. Duh!

Jeez.

ETA - in seriousness, though...why bother posting anything at all, then? Every now and then, I rather like the conversation or my posts or someone else's posts and yes...I do feel disappointment when I find them gone. It's nothing I worry about. It's just something I notice and react to. I've said before it feels like I'm being treated like a child, as if I'm not capable of carrying on my own conversation, and ending that conversation when I see fit.




xssve -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 11:29:43 AM)

Well it's an interesting perspective, I hadn't really thought of them as being lesbians, polymorphically perverse maybe, but I think it's probably safe to ay they're not cock worshippers.

And, women in general, in recent years, even the hetero ones have tended to be somewhat dismissive of cock, it used to be "a hard man is good to find", now it's, "get that thing outta here", so it was somewhat refreshing to hear their thoughts on cock, whatever they were, out loud so to speak.

Women don't talk about cock the way men talk about pussy generally, for whatever reason - guys don't generally get chicks following them around just hoping to get a glimpse of it, asking them for their dirty panties, or be allowed to bury their faces in your lap and just inhale, it's a little different dynamic going on - there are certain fetishes, cumsluts of various schools are all about the cock and not shy about it, but even female degradation fetishes usually have more to do with them than us, it's sluts, cunts and whores, degraded cunts, big sloppy cunts with saggy tits, etc., etc., not cock, cock, cock.

In short, women, if they are obsessed with cock the way men are obsessed with pussy, they don't mention it as much.

And, you don't have to be obsessed to just like cock, I love pussy, pussy good, I like everything about it, and I don't think there's anything wrong with a little mutual admiration, even if all the hard cases roll their eyes, it's just part of life, and it all fits together so nicely - just saying that at the moment, there seem to be a lot more men conflicted about their cocks than women are about their cunts, there are men who just cut the damn things off rather than deal with it, I don't see women doing that, and if they did there would be quite an uproar as I think you can imagine.

And, if men want to do that, I'm not even inclined to make a cause of it, but I'm quite fond of mine, we go way back, we both appreciate your graciousness and for standing up for us, and I plan to make full use of it to make somebody else who appreciates it very happy.

And to that end, it ain't gettin' anywhere near F, you can count on that. [:D]

But, she has a right to say what she wants, like I said in a deleted post, it's not like I haven't heard that much and worse from the other side on a much more regular basis - can't we all just get along? Lol.




xssve -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 11:33:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Not to beat a dead dick but I wonder, why bother worrying whether a post you've made get's pulled?
Well I had some posts pulled that had to do with the whole Dionysian dynamic being displayed in an on topic exchange with another sane member, which I would have to dredge all up again, and basically, the moment has passed.




Kaliko -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 11:48:30 AM)


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ORIGINAL: xssve

Women don't talk about cock the way men talk about pussy generally, for whatever reason



Yes we do. We just don't talk about with men. We talk about it amongst ourselves. Women can be quite vulgar. (Unless that's just my crowd?)

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- guys don't generally get chicks following them around just hoping to get a glimpse of it, asking them for their dirty panties, or be allowed to bury their faces in your lap and just inhale, it's a little different dynamic going on



I must be doing something wrong. I have had zero men follow me around asking to bury their face in my lap. I'm sure I would have remembered that.

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can't we all just get along? Lol.



Oh, just fuck off.


(....kidding)

:)




JanahX -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 12:33:12 PM)

I get modded all the time. But I probably should be.

Then again ... Ive had complete threads wiped out by the mods. IE: the sex pig thread. That sucker was like 26 pages long and fun as shit.

0000OOOOooops.. am I off topic again? Here ... let me throw this in -----> chop chop chop up the dick dick dick meat.




LaTigresse -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 1:18:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Kaliko

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I am okay with dicks leaving. If they cannot handle the heat of the sausage cooking kitchen then let them find a kinder, gentler kitchen where they can nance around, trash talking the people that called them on their pomposity. I hate pompous dicks that only seem to live for condescending to those that do not agree with them or beg to kiss their dicks.



Right, but two things.

1. Not everyone may think that person is as big of a dick as you do.

I agree and I don't expect everyone to see a dick the same way I do. But I also appreciate the same in return. Most people I think are dicks are in fact, rather one true wayish, which is pretty dickish. Example, I think dicks are fucking ugly as hell. I have nothing against anyone that thinks otherwise. What I do have a problem with is the dick or the dick worshiper telling me I am wrong or that I hate dicks and dick worshipers just because I don't happen to agree with their love of dicks.

My snark against dicks on the beginning of this thread was all in jest. The actual idea of dick torture gives me the willies for three reasons. 1. I don't want to see the dick to do anything to it, or with it. 2. It's a pretty fragile little thing and I wouldn't want to be responsible for damaging something a guy holds so near and dear. 3. I happen to love or like, quite a few people with dicks so have no dick hate or revenge and my sadistic tendencies just go to genital torture of either gender.


2. I'm not even referring to just dicks. (Unless it is also a clever way to stay on topic. :) I know of a few people who I believe most here hold the general opinion that they are very nice, but they haven't been here for some time for the same types of reasons. So I guess I'm just saying that I used to defend CollarChat, but now...now I'm starting to get it. Perhaps I'll just work it through in my mind.

I've said this before and I will continue saying it. There are some people that used to post here who's contributions I miss. There are probably more who I don't and even more I don't even think about one way or another. Whatever their reasons for leaving is up to them. If their leaving is because they couldn't play according to the rules the owners have decided upon and got booted, shame on them for lack of self discipline. If they ran off in a pout because their ego got bruised by too many mod spankings...well waa. They need to grow the fuck up. If they didn't like the tone of the place as it evolved, then that is their choice and yeah, it is what it is. I have the choice to leave if I don't like it and assume everyone else does also. But if I do chose to leave the site, I am not going to stomp and pout about dicks, dick lovers, or whatever. I also won't passively aggressively send my little minions in to whine about my departure. I don't own the site so it's not my place to determine the path it takes.



I just realized that I got totally sidetracked.....ADD multi-tasking ditz.

The fact of the matter is.......it doesn't MATTER if I think a dick is a dick or not.... it only matters if the representatives of the owners of the site think so. If we cannot play by their rules they we should not be here. Regardless of whether we leave of our own accord or whether we are 'encouraged'.




Kaliko -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 1:45:49 PM)

I understand. Using "me" as an example, just for easier discussion: If I don't like the environment here, I am free to not use the site. No one is forcing me to. But you know...I've kind of come to really like it here. I'm a single mom and my social life is nil, so this helps with that as I am more often than not home at night with no other adult to talk to. I can speak more freely here than on other sites, like Facebook. And I am comfortable with the personalities and no longer feel the timidness I used to feel. I am settled in here and so I do get a little disgruntled when I see things that are making me have to take a different perspective. I don't mind saying I feel a little bit sad at the thought of not posting here. I would miss it. And that, more than anything, is what's causing me to post so much today about it, I guess. I don't want to stop using the forums. But I have trouble balancing my desire to contribute with my growing dissatisfaction on how things are done.

I have more to say, but I will stop and allow us all to get back to beating up on dick.




LaTigresse -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 1:56:42 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko

I understand. Using "me" as an example, just for easier discussion: If I don't like the environment here, I am free to not use the site. No one is forcing me to. But you know...I've kind of come to really like it here. I'm a single mom and my social life is nil, so this helps with that as I am more often than not home at night with no other adult to talk to. I can speak more freely here than on other sites, like Facebook. And I am comfortable with the personalities and no longer feel the timidness I used to feel. I am settled in here and so I do get a little disgruntled when I see things that are making me have to take a different perspective. I don't mind saying I feel a little bit sad at the thought of not posting here. I would miss it. And that, more than anything, is what's causing me to post so much today about it, I guess. I don't want to stop using the forums. But I have trouble balancing my desire to contribute with my growing dissatisfaction on how things are done.

I have more to say, but I will stop and allow us all to get back to beating up on dick.




Oh here, we will toss in my antique rolling pin to a cyber whack at a fake cyber penis to keep on topic.

I totally understand what you are saying. Totally and completely.

I agree with you, though probably for different reasons and examples, but yes, this place has certainly changed and yes, some of those changes I don't care for. I just came to the conclusion that if I want to continue enjoying the things I do still like about the joint then I have to accept the changes. C'est la vie... I am sitting here on a farm, 40-50 miles from any sort of interesting human beings. So I come here because I can occasionally find an interesting nugget to tickle my brain. Something to challenge my way of thinking.

I figure as the oldest of six kids, mother of two and grandmother of 4......if I haven't learned to ignore annoying shit, I've got bigger problems than a few internet fools I will likely never meet.

I do however, sometimes wonder, if I actually met some of the dicks (non-gender specific) in person, if I would have a completely different interaction with them. I mean, I actually got called sweet (gag) and special (and not even in the "oh she is 'special' wink wink" way!!!) the other day!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 2:08:06 PM)

I am fond of the peen. That, and the whole not-sexually-attracted-to-women thing are what keep me from settling down with Thishereboi for some of the happily ever after. (Seriously that woman is the shiznit!)

I am also fond of peen abuse, as long as the dude is into it as well. I have met some men who are incredibly into it...to the level where a sensible sadist has to stretch her brain to come up with new entertainments. I have no desire to castrate, penect, or otherwise cause damage to someone's Useful Bits.

Which is not to say that I don't miss the little sidetrack into Vore. It was indeed Dionysian, and could have gotten even more primal had we been given the opportunity.

Which is why Fetl is so popular, I suspect.

Anyway, regarding dicks that are blood supplies for dicks, I have the HIDE function that keeps me happy. Those gnats do not distress me.




JanahX -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 2:55:35 PM)

What Im pissed off about is that I was modded the month that Arpig busted out. And Im sure one of his socks reporting every post I made was the reason I was being moded. What a dick.




mummyman321 -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 4:39:30 PM)

Strangely 90% of the posts are about beating a man dick. That is pretty BDSM oriented IMHO. Not sure how that is off topic but only the mods will ever know




mummyman321 -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 4:41:29 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I am fond of the peen. That, and the whole not-sexually-attracted-to-women thing are what keep me from settling down with Thishereboi for some of the happily ever after. (Seriously that woman is the shiznit!)

I am also fond of peen abuse, as long as the dude is into it as well. I have met some men who are incredibly into it...to the level where a sensible sadist has to stretch her brain to come up with new entertainments. I have no desire to castrate, penect, or otherwise cause damage to someone's Useful Bits.

Which is not to say that I don't miss the little sidetrack into Vore. It was indeed Dionysian, and could have gotten even more primal had we been given the opportunity.

Which is why Fetl is so popular, I suspect.

Anyway, regarding dicks that are blood supplies for dicks, I have the HIDE function that keeps me happy. Those gnats do not distress me.


The Hibbinator's 101 methods for beating dick! Have you ever considered writing a book?




slvemike4u -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 4:44:19 PM)

I'm confused...and folks I read all 6 pages(though after shit was pulled) and the only thing I have come away with is a strong desire to not let some of you ladies anywhere near my dick.....well,at least not prior to some extensive negotiation acceptable boundaries and limits.I'm a masochist not an idiot [:D]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 4:54:53 PM)

Wha? Implying we don't feel your pain?

BECAUSE WE DON'T!!!!


Hahahahahhaaaaaaaa!




Fornica -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 5:05:17 PM)

I really really really regret this thread, after the messages I've been receiving non-stop from lurking men on the other side. [sm=sad.gif]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 5:07:56 PM)

They avoid me! Should I be relieved or offended?




LaTigresse -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 5:13:35 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Fornica

I really really really regret this thread, after the messages I've been receiving non-stop from lurking men on the other side. [sm=sad.gif]



It's the cute avatars....you need something wicked. Bloody. Butcher shop-y.




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