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Fornica -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 5:36:51 PM)
I thought the octopus hat would be sufficient. But, alas. Hibbie~ be very very thankful. If you'd like, I can send them to you?

lizi -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 5:41:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fornica I really really really regret this thread, after the messages I've been receiving non-stop from lurking men on the other side. [sm=sad.gif] I see, been getting a lot of this? "Oh Goddess, Vision of Lovliness! Please stomp on my manly fountain of pleasure! It is yours! I will not rest until it is in your hands to do with it what you will! I know you need many peen to satisfy your bloody needs so please have mine! If I may make a request please be sure to wear ass high purple latex boots with 4 7/8" heels and also a McDonald's uniform (with matching hat) while beating my useless manmeat into a pulpy wad. Pick me pick me pick me!"

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 5:42:58 PM)
well you all went off yattering about beating the meat. It's your fault it got misconstrued.

Fornica -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 5:49:32 PM)
Lizi, zomg, it's been you the whole time! Niney...shutty. And for Gamma, who said we can go OT now~ [image]local://upfiles/1311353/07FE98B1BD704B7CA32FD9FC85DF024F.jpg[/image]

ashjor911 -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 5:50:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fornica BBQ'd dickmeat is for dinner. running [image]local://upfiles/1072165/51527B06F76D457596B322B8CA3B5667.jpg[/image]

Fornica -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 5:50:55 PM)
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

ashjor911 -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 5:51:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fornica BBQ'd dickmeat is for dinner. another with wine [8D] ma`am [image]local://upfiles/1072165/8D03203CCC5D42BC9F74CD108EBB3E18.jpg[/image]

lizi -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 5:51:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fornica Lizi, zomg, it's been you the whole time! Niney...shutty. And for Gamma, who said we can go OT now~ [image]local://upfiles/1311353/07FE98B1BD704B7CA32FD9FC85DF024F.jpg[/image] Hahahaha....What. The. Hell.

ashjor911 -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 5:53:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fornica BBQ'd dickmeat is for dinner. grilled with onions is our speical for this evening.. Ma`am

ashjor911 -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 5:55:16 PM)
hides my dick & leave i am not here ..i am not here ..i am not here ..i am not here [8\|]

Fornica -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 7:00:33 PM)
Ash, I don't even want to know why you have a collection of dickdinners..lmao! Lizi~ this will explain: [image]local://upfiles/1311353/74707538C55640B9AA784F5A514FF1D6.jpg[/image]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 7:08:44 PM)
I like the mobile sleeping bag. Trust the Japanese! I rarely get mail from strangers. I think I've hit that perfect balance of hostility and indifference, profile wise.. Which our Ash was able to see RIGHT THROUGH. Seekrit agent!

Anaxagoras -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 8:39:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls quote: ORIGINAL: dreamysubmale Which dicks are you sweet, lovely and kind ladies talking about? The one eyed dicks I presume? I have heard it called the One-eyed Viper, which sounds wicked cool! One-eyed Viper isn't bad although maybe some men might feel it is a commentary on their endowment. lol "Jap's eye" is a sort of similar phrase but I feel its borderline racist. This thread was getting quite psychotic until the conversation drifted a wee bit so it might be fitting to post this clip that someone sent me recently. Basically its pretty ouchy CBT except that it gets a bit freaky at a crucial moment, and may well shock the many innocent people on this forum... [8D]

lizi -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 8:54:16 PM)
I do love that lion, skydiver, plummeting airplane on the beach picture and I'll raise you this.... Can't get the picture in the post here's the link....

lizi -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 9:08:03 PM)
Ash, I'm....never having dinner with you. Your meals remind me of the movie "The Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover".

Hippiekinkster -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/4/2012 11:05:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MusicalBoredom What in God's green earth made me read this whole thread is beyond me! Cock's are delicate and shy creatures that should be treated with respect!!! Remind me to where a freaking cup when I am in any of your cities. Fuck the cup, I'm goin' for full armor.

xssve -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/5/2012 5:58:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fornica I really really really regret this thread, after the messages I've been receiving non-stop from lurking men on the other side. [sm=sad.gif] Now you know. [:D]

ashjor911 -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/5/2012 7:19:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fornica Ash, I don't even want to know why you have a collection of dickdinners..lmao! why, are they not funny? quote: ORIGINAL: lizi Ash, I'm....never having dinner with you. Your meals remind me of the movie "The Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover". wait untill, the "roasted pussy"... ??

mummyman321 -> RE: Beating a man's dick (2/5/2012 7:40:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 quote: ORIGINAL: Fornica Ash, I don't even want to know why you have a collection of dickdinners..lmao! why, are they not funny? quote: ORIGINAL: lizi Ash, I'm....never having dinner with you. Your meals remind me of the movie "The Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover". wait untill, the "roasted pussy"... ?? I here the roasted pussy is very SUCK-u-lent :)

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