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Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise depos... - 2/9/2012 5:37:10 AM   
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"...any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child."

Discuss.

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 6:06:18 AM   
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Every sperm is sacred?

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 6:14:50 AM   
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Zonie.. really? you post that without a link?? sheeesh!! LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc--BPM11s0

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 6:28:02 AM   
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Every sperm is sacred?


Uhhhh Get that wouldya Dedri?

I have raised two fine children using only Michael Palin's threat of selling the children for 'scientific experiments'. I recommend "The Meaning Of Life" for any young parent starting out. Covers everything from conception to death

And apparently the RIGHT believes that too, because the first 'one off'' item in your search for "every sperm is sacred" on Youtube oddly, will be       "Reality TV star Jim Duggars endorses Santorum



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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 6:29:30 AM   
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Zonie.. really? you post that without a link?? sheeesh!! LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc--BPM11s0


HEY!!! The girl on the roof is back!!! Howya been GT?



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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 6:33:51 AM   
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"...any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child."

Discuss.


What's to discuss?  It's nonsenseical.  Only an ideolougue would hold such a view and ideolougues can't be reasoned with.

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 6:33:57 AM   
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fargle, that stance is making my head hurt.

1. The unborn child has no standing, obviously.  Sine there is no simple proxy for the child, the state itself would have to bring charges.  This would result in Lord only knows how many charges that the state would have to pursue.  Every single DA would refuse to prosecute charges on grounds of being a laughingstock.

2. The basic concept behind your hypothetical situation is that the sole purpose of sex is procreation.  If that premise is accepted, then homosexuality, oral sex, and anal sex all become outlawed.  As well as masturbation., which was presumably your intent.

In a word, ridiculous.


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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 6:40:25 AM   
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Marc - splattering the unborn on his ceiling since 1978 -2b


I'm saving this one... it'll come in handy some day


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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 7:42:16 AM   
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And since 60-80% of all naturally conceived embryos are simply flushed out in a women's normal menstrual flows, these women should be held criminally negligent.

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 7:48:08 AM   
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Marc - splattering the unborn on his ceiling since 1978 -2b


I have a couple of flies stuck up there from the old days, they wasn't quick enough,  but the days of women needing football helmets to keep their brains in when I shoot the wad, are frankly over. 

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 7:52:13 AM   
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If it`s not procreation.....its fornication and sinful.........and dirty
















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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 7:54:14 AM   
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Thats why the fuck I do it of course.

mnottertail - cut both ways, once from birth and once from  1994 or so.   Hah! top that Marc!!!

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 8:02:36 AM   
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I have a couple of flies stuck up there from the old days, they wasn't quick enough, but the days of women needing football helmets to keep their brains in when I shoot the wad, are frankly over.


You'll have to shorten that somehow if it's going to fit on the "Ron For President" stickers.



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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 8:07:13 AM   
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Get me some textspeak gurus to get on it..... or by god, get GM and Chrysler to enlarge their bumpers, we own them pricks!!!!!  Or both!!! I am a multi-faceted, all encompassing candidate. 

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 8:35:14 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

fargle, that stance is making my head hurt.

1. The unborn child has no standing, obviously.  Sine there is no simple proxy for the child, the state itself would have to bring charges.  This would result in Lord only knows how many charges that the state would have to pursue.  Every single DA would refuse to prosecute charges on grounds of being a laughingstock.

2. The basic concept behind your hypothetical situation is that the sole purpose of sex is procreation.  If that premise is accepted, then homosexuality, oral sex, and anal sex all become outlawed.  As well as masturbation., which was presumably your intent.

In a word, ridiculous.


I'm sure idiots who'd like to see people prosecuted over the sin of Onan don't see it as ridiculous, sadly.

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 10:14:14 AM   
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And since 60-80% of all naturally conceived embryos are simply flushed out in a women's normal menstrual flows, these women should be held criminally negligent.



I have an atonement ceremony in mind for 'em.


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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 10:58:40 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

quote:

"...any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child."

Discuss.


What's to discuss?  It's nonsenseical.  Only an ideolougue would hold such a view and ideolougues can't be reasoned with.

Marc - splattering the unborn on his ceiling since 1978 -2b




Its funny as hell! You would have to understand the context.

Stance on the reproductive rights of women

Oklahoma Democrat Adds ‘Every Sperm Is Sacred’ Amendment To Personhood Bill. State Senator Constance Johnson of Oklahoma City has served Oklahoma’s State Senate 2005, but the introduction of Senate Bill 1433 that really pushed her over the edge. The bill sought to define human life as beginning at the moment of conception, before it’s even implanted in the womb, and offers full legal protection to those tiny multicelled lumps. In the words of the bill, “the unborn child at every stage of development (has) all the rights, privileges, and immunities available to other persons, citizens, and residents of this state.”

Johnson submitted an amendment of her own to the bill, which would have added the language,

However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.

She explained that the amendment was intended to "draw attention to the absurdity, duplicity and lack of balance inherent in the policies of this state in regard to women".


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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 11:18:57 AM   
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Cool, so its ok for the girls to cumswap, as long as one of them sucks it out the others snatch.
I'm so relieved I didnt make them do it wrong, or is it?

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 11:28:59 AM   
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cut both ways, once from birth and once from  1994 or so.   Hah! top that Marc!!!


I don't know if I can... because I don't know what it means. 


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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 11:32:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: farglebargle

"...any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child."

Discuss.


So...no sperm left (in the) behind.

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