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Moonhead -> RE: How Do You View The Bible? (3/8/2012 12:01:13 PM)
Shrimp* is one of the many proscriptions in Leviticus that people who are keen to cite the whole "no gayness" thing as a biblical directive are happy to ignore, Skip. Often a lot of the people bitching about the Bibble banning gayness are covered in ink (Leviticus bans tats) and have got their end away before marriage (also bad news in Leviticus), but don't seem as interested in those verses for some reason. One would hope that they've not had to stone a daughter to death because she was raped, but they're already ignoring enough that forgetting that bit won't cause any further cognitive dissonance. *(shellfish not toe sucking)

MrBukani -> RE: How Do You View The Bible? (3/8/2012 12:01:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer quote: ORIGINAL: Moonhead Constantine (not pagen, wheoever he was) described Christianity as "a religion for slaves and children", but he did convert, albeit only on his deathbed. I think Wolf meant 'a pagan emperor', Moonie. Little correction constantine converted much earlier in his life. He was only baptised at the end of his life. Because he wanted to be absolved of all his sins. He knew he had a lotta killing to do still.He was a calculating smartass.[:D] He converted after a battle when a priest promised him he would win the battle if he carried the sign of jesus.

Moonhead -> RE: How Do You View The Bible? (3/8/2012 12:04:18 PM)
I know. It's old fashioned of me, I know, but if you ain't been baptised, then you ain't converted, either. Them's the rules if you're a Catholic rather than a Baptist, dig?

LadyPact -> RE: The Authority of the Bible? (3/8/2012 12:16:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fucktoyprincess Ummm, last I checked most men don't have vaginas. Does that make his comments clearer? ~LG This is how I read it too - i.e., you can't have vaginal sex with an anatomically correct male. Along with Bita's wonderful contribution regarding urethral play, I have two words. Anal fucking.

MrBukani -> RE: How Do You View The Bible? (3/8/2012 12:28:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moonhead I know. It's old fashioned of me, I know, but if you ain't been baptised, then you ain't converted, either. Them's the rules if you're a Catholic rather than a Baptist, dig? Yeah Im a so called roman catholic because I was baptised as such. In the pope's brown eye I will always be catholic, he just calls me a fallen one. Do you really think I give a fuck, what the Ratsinger thinks of me? But you can bet I will use anything against the vatican to make them suffer like my brethren. They call satan the fallen one as well.[:D]

Moonhead -> RE: How Do You View The Bible? (3/8/2012 12:39:19 PM)
I hear you.

PeonForHer -> RE: How Do You View The Bible? (3/8/2012 12:44:35 PM)
FR I've heard it argued that the one, central moral principle that underpins all others is 'Do unto others as you'd have them do to you'. Sometimes I think the Bible would have been better had this been all that was written in it.

MrBukani -> RE: How Do You View The Bible? (3/8/2012 12:48:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer FR I've heard it argued that the one, central moral principle that underpins all others is 'Do unto others as you'd have them do to you'. Sometimes I think the Bible would have been better had this been all that was written in it. Sorry but that statement wont win a war. But I do agree.

OttersSwim -> RE: How Do You View The Bible? (3/8/2012 1:01:59 PM)
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you... Otherwise, crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women... God & Conan on a bar napkin at Cheers

LookieNoNookie -> RE: How Do You View The Bible? (3/8/2012 1:05:12 PM)
Usually by turning the pages and reading the words.

GotSteel -> RE: How Do You View The Bible? (3/8/2012 1:32:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice So I'm curious: How do other folks see the Bible? Free kindling.

DaddySatyr -> RE: How Do You View The Bible? (3/8/2012 1:34:14 PM)
See? Now, that's how I see mountain climbing/rapelling ropes LOL

PeonForHer -> RE: How Do You View The Bible? (3/8/2012 1:34:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OttersSwim Do unto others as you would have them do unto you... Otherwise, crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women... God & Conan on a bar napkin at Cheers Excellent. [:D] Though it does come perilously close to saying that women go around whining.

MrBukani -> RE: How Do You View The Bible? (3/8/2012 1:34:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie Usually by turning the pages and reading the words. Thats funny, I dont know if dc come from timboektoe but he asked view not read. Actually my question was why did dc change authority in view?

OttersSwim -> RE: How Do You View The Bible? (3/8/2012 1:35:38 PM)
Well, and that would be Conan's interpretation of it P...or the Republicans... [;)]

Musicmystery -> RE: The Authority of the Bible? (3/8/2012 1:51:34 PM)
quote: you can't have vaginal sex with an anatomically correct male WHY would a gay man want to have vaginal sex?

Rule -> RE: How Do You View The Bible? (3/8/2012 1:52:03 PM)
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slvemike4u -> RE: How Do You View The Bible? (3/8/2012 2:02:46 PM)
Mostly by opening the drawer of the table next to the bed in whatever hotel room I happen to be in [:)]

Moonhead -> RE: How Do You View The Bible? (3/8/2012 2:08:52 PM)
Thou shalt not lay with a sex toy as though it was a woman...

Musicmystery -> RE: How Do You View The Bible? (3/8/2012 2:21:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moonhead Thou shalt not lay with a sex toy as though it was a woman... Sigh. That's just so wrong. It's "were" -- subjunctive mood.

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