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$25 piggie - 3/20/2012 10:02:42 AM   
uaremyslave


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Status: offline 		Have a pig with 25$ visa gift card
Girls let me know if interested :-)
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RE: $25 piggie - 3/20/2012 10:03:46 AM   
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RE: $25 piggie - 3/20/2012 10:05:21 AM   
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RE: $25 piggie - 3/20/2012 10:06:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		But...she's offering a pig in exchange.



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RE: $25 piggie - 3/20/2012 10:08:20 AM   
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RE: $25 piggie - 3/20/2012 10:09:34 AM   
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Now, if it's a pot belly, I may have to rethink my refusal.



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RE: $25 piggie - 3/20/2012 10:12:18 AM   
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RE: $25 piggie - 3/20/2012 10:16:29 AM   
IrishMist


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How about we do this right and dig a real pit for it.



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RE: $25 piggie - 3/20/2012 10:18:33 AM   
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RE: $25 piggie - 3/20/2012 10:19:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: uaremyslave

Have a pig with 25$ visa gift card
Girls let me know if interested :-)


There once was a cute little piggy
who was just trying to get jiggity
he offered a gift
was soon after dismissed
by someone who treats men pretty shitty

Thanks for the offer, but I'll stick with my prime rib.


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RE: $25 piggie - 3/20/2012 10:20:47 AM   
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(btw, tell your daughter that if she finds a single Scotsman that at all resembles Jamie Fraser , although a Cambell would be better, since that is my ancestry (I won't be picky..LOL),and send him my way, I'd greatly appreciate it ;)

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RE: $25 piggie - 3/20/2012 10:27:19 AM   
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RE: $25 piggie - 3/20/2012 10:29:06 AM   
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do you have one that looks like this?






How cuuuuuute!!

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RE: $25 piggie - 3/20/2012 10:31:40 AM   
kalikshama


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RE: $25 piggie - 3/20/2012 10:35:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: IrishMist
But...she's offering a pig in exchange.

I didn't read it as an exchange. She's a Domme, right? I read it as a command.

Have a pig with a 25$ visa gift card.

If you're female, you should let her know if you are interested. Presumably she'll simply intuit that about the males.


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RE: $25 piggie - 3/20/2012 10:40:21 AM   
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RE: $25 piggie - 3/20/2012 10:50:01 AM   
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RE: $25 piggie - 3/20/2012 10:53:00 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven
Thread reported for violations of koshericity.

Wow! I hadn't even thought of that angle.

I was going to report it for true-ness violations. When, exactly, does the command of a true slave owner come with the "... if you're interested" clause?


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RE: $25 piggie - 3/20/2012 10:53:00 AM   
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RE: $25 piggie - 3/20/2012 10:56:30 AM   
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Before I accept the $25 gift card I really need to know if I can care for and feed this pig properly. So what species of pig are we talking about here. Because if it's one of those that grows to a ton in adult-hood we only have a small back yard and I'm not sure it's suitable to maintain the health & welfare of the pig. Of course, now that I think on it, a $25 gift card would feed even a small pig only so long. Perhaps you should consider revising the command to be more like "I should have a $25 gift card every week for the life of the pig?"

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