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MrBukani -> COCKsuckin is unChristian (4/3/2012 12:39:12 PM)
And Sodomy is from Satan!

Iamsemisweet -> RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian (4/3/2012 12:43:28 PM)
Hell yes

Hillwilliam -> RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian (4/3/2012 1:07:53 PM)
And your point is?

Moonhead -> RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian (4/3/2012 1:09:41 PM)
That the devil has all of the good bums, as well as all of the good tunes?

kdsub -> RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian (4/3/2012 5:13:37 PM)
Are you calling the Devil a cock sucker!!! I think I know what you will be doing for eternity. Butch

Lucylastic -> RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian (4/3/2012 6:45:54 PM)
Pat Buchanen ? said it was ok...IF You are married!

tweakabelle -> RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian (4/4/2012 3:15:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic Pat Buchanen ? said it was ok...IF You are married! So, do tell us, we are all dying to know .... who is Pat Buchanan's lucky husband? [:D]

Moonhead -> RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian (4/4/2012 4:37:27 AM)
Whoever his cellmate is when he gets sent down. The lad's just covering his arse against God because he won't be able to cover it against Big George the Bumming Biker and his friends in the Aryan Nation...

MissImmortalPain -> RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian (4/4/2012 5:08:38 AM)
Cutalingus on the other hand makes god smile and angels sing. Now that we have that all worked out...what's your favorite kind of popcorn? editbecausitstoearlytotype

Owner59 -> RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian (4/4/2012 5:09:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MrBukani And Sodomy is from Satan! Better fuck`n god dammed be!......[8D] Porno for fornicators.......I mean pyros.....

SoftBonds -> RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian (4/4/2012 9:28:39 PM)
Remember, the bible says it is a sin to lie with a man as you would with a woman, so if you get head from a woman, you can't get it from a man, and if you sodomize a man, you can't sodomize a woman. If you keep that in mind you can be gay or straight without sinning... Edit: I will take my oral sex from women, and if I ever do try sodomy, that will be with a willing woman too, but I have no problem with guys who do guys, means more women for me! (yes, I'm a bastard).

MrBukani -> RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian (4/5/2012 3:18:11 AM)
Only Fornicating Under Consent of the King is allowed for procreation. His flock is swindeling. And the Apocalypse is coming Now. He needs as many souls you can give him. For the ArmaGeddon. [sm=pushed.gif] PS its almost spam what I am writing. Is advertising for God considered spam?

Aswad -> RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian (4/5/2012 10:04:58 AM)
Christ is unchristian, these days. And I'm pretty sure his wife gave some mean head. Health, al-Aswad.

GotSteel -> RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian (4/5/2012 5:07:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MrBukani And Sodomy is from Satan! ". . .the heinous conduct of the people of Sodom ” as “extraordinary, inasmuch as they departed from the natural passion and longing of the male for the female, which is implanted into nature by God, and desired what is altogether contrary to nature. Whence comes this perversity? Undoubtedly from Satan, who after people have once turned away from the fear of God, so powerfully suppresses nature that he blots out the natural desire and stirs up a desire that is contrary to nature." - Martin Luther (Luther’s Works, Vol. 3, 255)

MrBukani -> RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian (4/5/2012 7:04:56 PM)
Why did Sodom got the better PR deal? Why is there no Gomorrizing. There is greek, russian and frenching. Why is there no amsterdamning? (damaging your star) Vegassing? ( a quickie?) New Yorkin? (Stuffin a big apple where it dont belong) Hollywoodin? (worshipping cock) Texasing? (The lone star fuck only holin) Houstoning (You stun gun games) We need more good PR for our cities.

xssve -> RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian (4/5/2012 7:28:05 PM)
None of that shit is in the Bible, Luther was a tool, Jesus pronounced all food clean. So suck it up Buttercup. [:D]

SoftBonds -> RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian (4/5/2012 7:28:05 PM)
I guess St. Louising would be foot worship (the big arch thing). See-attling would be a good name for voyeurism. Anchorage is a good city name to attach to bondage, but I'm not sure how to put an "ING" on it. Missouring could be for exhibitionists (the show me state).

xssve -> RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian (4/5/2012 7:29:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain Cutalingus on the other hand makes god smile and angels sing. Now that we have that all worked out...what's your favorite kind of popcorn? editbecausitstoearlytotype Is that cunnilingus on a cutie like yourself? I'll be damned if it is. [:D]

MrBukani -> RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian (4/5/2012 8:43:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam And your point is? I was sick of all the political threads. I think the vatican is an incubator of bdsm. All that talk of thou shallt not, gives me wood Holy Wood!

tweakabelle -> RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian (4/5/2012 9:16:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MrBukani I was sick of all the political threads. I think the vatican is an incubator of bdsm. All that talk of thou shallt not, gives me wood Holy Wood! Indeedies Mr Bukani! The cross overs between religious and BDSM rituals and symbolism make a good starting point for discussing this claim. Shall we start with the cross and proceed from there? [:D]

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