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gooddogbenji -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/18/2006 2:29:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaMalinche Benji. . . I will remove your pubic hair with rusty pliers! Do puppies even have pubic hair? Or is all of theirs public? Anyway. . . I will remove it! Even if it was pubic at first, I made damn sure it became public..... Yours, benji

crouchingtigress -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/18/2006 3:56:47 PM)
dead bodys just aint the draw they used to be....[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m23.gif[/image]

kickinchick -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/18/2006 4:04:51 PM)
I need to Hi-jack this one now... hmmm, let me think.......small men have small minds...LOL Sorry, I won't stereotype again....and I said nothing about the left knee, right knee or weee kneeeee, being small. Small men unite...I'd run for cover...but I'm sooooo much bigger and badder then you! giggles

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/18/2006 6:44:29 PM)
What happened to spanking monkeys ..... and why would you spank em ?

wandersalone -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/19/2006 6:47:41 AM)
cos they were nawdy I guess.... though I would have rather spanked a Monkee - cute lil Davey was always my favourite....smirks

submissvelilbrat -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/19/2006 6:11:29 PM)
are we allowed to spank monkeys? can we choose the monkey we'd like to spank? where are the applications for Monkey Spanking?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/19/2006 6:32:59 PM)
Turns out I'm into monkey play. Now who can I throw my feces at? Yours, benji

missturbation -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/19/2006 7:13:18 PM)
The puppy (no names mentioned) just got me to aid and abet in a post hijacking lol It was my first time (im so proud).

Daddysredhead -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/19/2006 7:36:50 PM)
Hands Miss her ribbon for this proud moment in her CollarMe life. [sm=flowers.gif] Please keep your comments to a minimum as you accept your award, as the sponsors want to make sure that their commercials are seen. Thank you. (lol)

enigmabrat -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/19/2006 11:32:15 PM)
LOL doesnt take 2 posts befor this thread was hijacked that must be some kind of record

enigmabrat -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/19/2006 11:33:31 PM)
( swat benji with a rolled up newspaper)

Wulfchyld -> RE: Musical monkeys (6/22/2006 12:43:09 AM)
[img]http://959theranch.com/ftp/Monkey%20Guitarsm.JPG[/img]

enigmabrat -> RE: Musical monkeys (6/22/2006 12:48:40 AM)
That is just too cute I love monkeys!!!!!!

Daddysredhead -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/22/2006 1:37:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s What happened to spanking monkeys ..... and why would you spank em ? Let's not... poor little things... Remember Mike Myers on Saturday Night Live as Dieter, the host of Sprockets? ("Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance...") [image]http://www.filmbuffonline.com/ReadingRoom/images/dieter1.jpg[/image] He had a pet monkey named Klaus... "This is my monkey, Klaus. Touch him! LOVE HIM!!!) ******************************************* ("This now concludes my portion of this hijacking, please place your tray tables in an upright and locked position. Please make sure that your seatbelts are fastened and that you take care in opening the storage compartments above as items may have shifted during flight. Thank you and have a nice day.") ~ Red

Gauge -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/22/2006 6:58:59 PM)
***Pulls out several grenades and uzi's* THIS THREAD IS GOING TO CUBA! TURN THE THREAD AROUND AND BEGIN TO HEAD SOUTH! DO WHAT I SAY AND BENJI WON"T GET HURT.**

gooddogbenji -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/22/2006 7:18:54 PM)
NO ONE DO WHAT HE SAYS!!!!! HE PROMISED TO HURT ME! Yours, benji

gooddogbenji -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/22/2006 7:25:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: enigmabrat LOL doesnt take 2 posts befor this thread was hijacked that must be some kind of record I will proudly declare that I hijacked on post # 2. Hijacking on post # 1 is impossible(if we define hijacking as posting a message only distantly related to the OP), therefore, I am tied for 1st at worst, in 1st without tyees at best. I can live with that. I'M # 1! I'M # 1! I'M # 1! I'M # 1! I'M # 1! Yours, benji

Wulfchyld -> RE: The truth about benji (6/22/2006 11:44:16 PM)
Did you know benji is a forum terrorist that is here to derail threads and create chaos and wreak havoc?

cuddleheart50 -> RE: The truth about benji (6/23/2006 6:50:06 AM)
Benji is our own little Kujo!!!

Vendaval -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/23/2006 9:49:25 AM)
Careful there Gauge! He likes to sniff butts and hump legs. You will be vunerable to benji's tender ministrations while your hands are full of weaponry. [sm=lol.gif] quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge ***Pulls out several grenades and uzi's***

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