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LaMalinche -> RE: Booby trapped benji (6/24/2006 3:41:26 AM)

I found this artefact that I am pretty sure is a hand grenade. . . can I use it as a butt plug on Benji?

I only dog paddle!





Wulfchyld -> RE: Booby trapped benji (6/24/2006 3:43:39 AM)

I don't hear benji protesting... so go ahead.



twicehappy -> RE: Booby trapped benji (6/24/2006 3:52:58 AM)

Benji, pack your bags quick, we will hide you here. You can be our special pet, we will walk you and feed you treats, Jewel Does not use grenades for butt plugs. But fisting playful peeing pups with her spiked vampire gloves might keep her amused.............

Damn it Loki, i thought you were a dominant collector; that was confusing but i figured out you were really a pussy collector and now here you are trying to round up Benji.

Did i miss the thread where you became the dog catcher?



Wulfchyld -> RE: Booby trapped benji (6/24/2006 4:01:02 AM)

Um... I booby-trapped the pooch because dogs are natural predators of cats. So I have taken it upon myself to by the savior of pussy everywhere.



twicehappy -> RE: Booby trapped benji (6/24/2006 4:04:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Um... I booby-trapped the pooch because dogs are natural predators of cats. So I have taken it upon myself to by the savior of pussy everywhere.


Bastet will bless you....

All hail Loki Forum God of Mischief and protector of pussies every where.



Wulfchyld -> RE: Booby trapped benji (6/24/2006 4:06:27 AM)

Don't applaud just throw panties.



txpet -> RE: Booby trapped benji (6/24/2006 4:07:37 AM)

But how can we throw what we do not wear?



Wulfchyld -> RE: Booby trapped benji (6/24/2006 4:11:55 AM)

Then buy default you must throw what it is the panties protect!



txpet -> RE: Booby trapped benji (6/24/2006 4:27:30 AM)

Well that could be difficult ... i mean once i get my hands on it i won't really want to let go of it ... unless of course Someone were to, umm, replace , ummm, i seem to be getting a bit, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i'll, ummm, be, errrrr, back, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, later




Wulfchyld -> RE: Booby trapped benji (6/24/2006 4:32:07 AM)

And you somehow think that once I get my hands on it I could let it go? [sm=whoa.gif]



txpet -> RE: Booby trapped benji (6/24/2006 4:46:23 AM)

Well, i was actually thinking that to throw it, i would have to let go and there would be this time in between where it was just all kinds of, mmmm, lonely

That would be a very sad thing.



LaTigresse -> RE: Booby trapped benji (6/24/2006 5:40:34 AM)

a lonely kitty is a sad thing indeed........



michaelGA2 -> RE: Booby trapped benji (6/24/2006 5:42:09 AM)

if you set a boobie trap for benji, just remember one thing:

use REAL bobbies

LOL



txpet -> RE: Booby trapped benji (6/24/2006 5:54:04 AM)

Absolutely!
::SMILE::



LaTigresse -> RE: Booby trapped benji (6/24/2006 6:34:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: michaelGA2

if you set a boobie trap for benji, just remember one thing:

use REAL bobbies

LOL



but I don't know any fake bobbies......fake boobies oui........[:D]



kittinSol -> RE: Booby trapped benji (6/24/2006 9:07:43 AM)

What are panties? What are boobies? Please keep me 'au fait' with the slang.

I am curtesying in anticipation.




michaelGA2 -> RE: Booby trapped benji (6/24/2006 10:31:10 AM)

i'm sure benji could "sniff" them out

LOL[:D][:D][:D][:D]



Tamerofwild1s -> RE: Booby trapped benji (6/24/2006 11:01:05 AM)

I thought benjiii's only sniffed crotches ..... dammmm someone needs to clarify things .... where are those dam monkeys again



txpet -> RE: Booby trapped benji (6/24/2006 12:41:01 PM)

Maybe the dancing banana would bring out the monkeys?



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