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Vendaval -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/23/2006 9:53:27 AM)
What is about the German obsession with extreme edge play and latex and body-encasement and extreme humiliation anyways? Vendaval [sm=crop.gif] quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Remember Mike Myers on Saturday Night Live as Dieter, the host of Sprockets? ("Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance...")

Vendaval -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/23/2006 9:59:01 AM)
Just to torment you further mentally, benji, I will have to think about it. Gauge is pretty cute and damned charming. Maybe the ladies want to have him all to themselves. You can always stand guard dog and watch. [sm=whip.gif] Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji NO ONE DO WHAT HE SAYS!!!!! HE PROMISED TO HURT ME!

Gauge -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/23/2006 10:26:00 AM)
quote: Careful there Gauge! He likes to sniff butts and hump legs. You will be vunerable to benji's tender ministrations while your hands are full of weaponry. [sm=lol.gif] I have thought a great deal about what you have said and so I have decided to dangle him out the window of this thread... it is a long way down and if anyone tries to rush me, I'll drop the dog... I am warning you. *#####Dangles the leash menacingly######*

Gauge -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/23/2006 10:30:02 AM)
quote: Just to torment you further mentally, benji, I will have to think about it. Gauge is pretty cute and damned charming. Maybe the ladies want to have him all to themselves. You can always stand guard dog and watch. Awwww... that is nice of you to say. Look... I am trying to use fear as a motivator. If people think I am cute and charming they might not think that I am capable of pulling one of the pins on this hear grenade... *#####Pulls pin out of grenade accidently#####* *Ummmm... OK... Errrr... hang on a second.... you all turn your backs for a second.* *#####Slips pin back in grenade#####* *#####Wipes Brow#####* *Now... where was I?*

kittinSol -> RE: The truth about benji (6/23/2006 11:17:02 AM)
No way, really? Benjoid? Not in a million years! I am well and truly shockered. Does it mean we get to dress him up in an orange playsuit and chain his feet, cover his head and make him kneel? drools shamelessly

LaTigresse -> RE: The truth about benji (6/23/2006 11:54:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol No way, really? Benjoid? Not in a million years! I am well and truly shockered. Does it mean we get to dress him up in an orange playsuit and chain his feet, cover his head and make him kneel? drools shamelessly AND we could let the guards dogs pee on him for a change!

Daddysredhead -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/23/2006 3:03:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval What is about the German obsession with extreme edge play and latex and body-encasement and extreme humiliation anyways? Vendaval [sm=crop.gif] Hmmm... not sure... (goes off to study her family tree and see if any of her branches have any of the aforementioned hanging off of them) [;)]

gooddogbenji -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/23/2006 3:29:46 PM)
What is this obsession with torturing me in my absence? Not that I mind, just curious........ Dangling out the window, benji

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/23/2006 5:28:09 PM)
rushes Guage just to see if he's serious I feel ya pain to Guage . all these people thinkng I am NICE . how am I supposed to be a Mean Evil Twisted Sadistic Bastard ....

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/23/2006 5:48:45 PM)
* sticks a net out the window n scoops up benji, reaches out n unleashes him n slips back out taking benji with me *

gooddogbenji -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/23/2006 6:05:53 PM)
If I'm not back in 10 minutes, LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!!! Just wondering why I got unleashed?????? Yours, benji

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/23/2006 6:10:19 PM)
*twwapps benjiii with a newspaper* NO NO silly dog ... it's "if I'm not back in 10 minutes I am enjoying it" sheeeesh get it right

gooddogbenji -> RE: The truth about benji (6/23/2006 6:20:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol No way, really? Benjoid? Not in a million years! I am well and truly shockered. Does it mean we get to dress him up in an orange playsuit and chain his feet, cover his head and make him kneel? drools shamelessly YES! YES! THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!!! Yours, benji

kittinSol -> RE: The truth about benji (6/23/2006 7:17:14 PM)
Okay. I am pulling up my sleeves in anticipation. Ready, benji? Now, do as you're told...

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: The truth about benji (6/23/2006 7:55:33 PM)
uht oh .. not the sleeve rolling up routine lmaoooooo

LordDominik -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/23/2006 8:36:34 PM)
Has anyone else been noticing an increase in Hijacked posts lately? It seems simple if someone posts and someone else doesn't have something to say concerning the post...Why do they post to it anyway , talk about another subject and not just start one that is their own? any ideas? ~ LD ROFLMAO

Vendaval -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/23/2006 9:50:27 PM)
If the floor is a shaking and the walls are a rocking, don't come knocking! [sm=bust.gif] Vendaval

Gauge -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/24/2006 1:00:16 AM)
quote: rushes Guage just to see if he's serious I feel ya pain to Guage . all these people thinkng I am NICE . how am I supposed to be a Mean Evil Twisted Sadistic Bastard .... Join me fellow Mean Evil Twisted Sadistic Bastard! Grab this leash and I have to go potty and I will be back. Want a grenade or two? Don't worry, I have plenty and no one knows about that brick of C4 Plastique I have shoved up my ass so if anyone tries anything... I will bring this thread down and all it's occupants! *Wait... they all know about the C4 now. Great. You know, this Hijacking thing just isn't panning out to be the great gig I thought it would be.* *Where the fuck did that dog go?* *#####Blows high pitched dog whistle#####* *Here Benji... come on boy... come on. I gotta treat for you*.

enigmabrat -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/24/2006 1:20:42 AM)
Leave the sweet pup alone Gauge!!!!!

Wulfchyld -> RE: Booby trapped benji (6/24/2006 1:22:36 AM)
Sets a trip wire to the C4 detonator and nails it to the wall Now we just have to wait till someone comes along with a pretty leg to hump.

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