MadameM4U -> RE: Should a Financial Mistress be stronger than her slave (4/30/2012 7:44:22 PM)
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Oh my! NOT Schrödinger's Cat?? We all know how that ends! quote:
ORIGINAL: FriendlyMuppet We scientists here at the Financial Domination Academy just completed a quantitative analysis involving fudiciary response algorithms and determined that using the following formula: f(x)=a_0+∑_(n=1)^∞▒(a_n cos〖nπx/L〗+b_n sin〖nπx/L〗 ) Where x = length of service to the dominatrix, a = experience of the dominant in extracting income from said submissive, and L = an additive expression of how long the service has been in place, specifically determining whether or not the submissive has figured out said dominant is or is not full of shit, using the following equation for determination: (1+x)^n=1+nx/1!+(n(n-1) x^2)/2!+⋯ Of course if n approaches infinity, meaning slave has paid more money than he or she can afford, then you might have to include Placque’s Constant. For that, we’d have to use quantum expressions involving Schroedinger’s Cat, and you know how much that cat gets annoyed when its not fed. Plus, who can ever tell if he’s really in or not in the box anyway? Now, if Schroedinger's Cat is not yet annoyed, then all you have to do is then weigh the said dominant versus the said submissive, and if the number approaches +- 3.217 ohms, then the dominant does not have be stronger. If it does not approach said number, then she does.
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