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eliotRosewster -> I need to vent and you might find this funny (5/2/2012 2:04:26 PM)

This is the second time this has happened to me. Hopefully you'll find this funny.

So I see a girl has joined the site with no profile. So I send her this message, which is similar to most of my first contact messages:

quote:

First off I need to say that I'm a gentleman. It's only when a sub submits to me that I will change. I believe that behavior is earned by the sub. Also if you expect me to say "Bow down to my glorious cock!" you will be disappointed.

Now with that out of the way. Tell me more about yourself. What are you looking for on here? A 24/7 TPE? A long term equal relationship? Random play partners?


She replies back with:

quote:

lol, whatever...I'm not interested in little boys with attitude and bad manners and no respect...ciao


I go to reply back to her to ask her where I was rude, and she has me blocked! I think I need to change my initial message to "CAN YOU READ AT A GRADE 5 READING LEVEL!?!"



DaddySatyr -> RE: I need to vent and you might find this funny (5/2/2012 2:07:16 PM)

Would you like an honest opinion on this?



Peace and comfort,



Michael



JanahX -> RE: I need to vent and you might find this funny (5/2/2012 2:07:37 PM)

uh yeah .. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
that was a real knee slapper. [8|]



mnottertail -> RE: I need to vent and you might find this funny (5/2/2012 2:07:53 PM)

They always bow down and worship my glorious cock,  maybe you are hitting on the wrong ones? 



eliotRosewster -> RE: I need to vent and you might find this funny (5/2/2012 2:10:48 PM)

quote:

maybe you are hitting on the wrong ones?


Her profile was empty. I had no idea what kind of girl she was. Just 21 years old.



DrkJourney -> RE: I need to vent and you might find this funny (5/2/2012 2:11:27 PM)

um was that just a snippet of what you wrote? Hopefully there was more of a greeting type thing before that



eliotRosewster -> RE: I need to vent and you might find this funny (5/2/2012 2:13:25 PM)

quote:

Would you like an honest opinion on this?


No not really. I had it written a bit poorly. Normally it's a bit clearer. I usually say "I say this because, if you expect me to say 'Bow....'"

So far it's been working for me. Except for the odd times like this. I think I'll start copy and pasting it with it written more clearly.



Lockit -> RE: I need to vent and you might find this funny (5/2/2012 2:15:13 PM)

Excuse me... well... you want an honest answer? She can read your profile without looking at it where you can tell she was there. After I read your email to her and your profile, I found you to be the one with a problem and she had every reason to respond as she did. You assumed much when you emailed her and after a look at your profile... with your ever so enticing... this is what I will do to you... as a gentleman... I don't think you are very gentlemanly.



poise -> RE: I need to vent and you might find this funny (5/2/2012 2:17:08 PM)

I would feel a little odd were you to send me an email when I had nothing in my profile.
It would make me feel that you were merely contacting me because I was a female sub,
and nothing more.



MissImmortalPain -> RE: I need to vent and you might find this funny (5/2/2012 2:17:24 PM)

If it only happens at odd times why did you feel the need to vent about it?



poise -> RE: I need to vent and you might find this funny (5/2/2012 2:19:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: eliotRosewster
So far it's been working for me. Except for the odd times like this.
I think I'll start copy and pasting it with it written more clearly.


Instead of copying and pasting to any girl that shows up on your radar, why not take more time in
going through them so you can actually find something more that might strike your interest, as opposed
to the the fact that she is a female submissive. You know, the non-kink human approach.



LadyConstanze -> RE: I need to vent and you might find this funny (5/2/2012 2:19:52 PM)

The profile reads a bit like a masturbation fantasy, unfortunately not one women tend to find attractive, so yes, her reaction could be a reaction to the profile



thishereboi -> RE: I need to vent and you might find this funny (5/2/2012 2:20:05 PM)

fr
Why would you write someone without a profile? Personally I would probibly just ignore you, but I can be lazy like that.



eliotRosewster -> RE: I need to vent and you might find this funny (5/2/2012 2:21:14 PM)

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Excuse me... well... you want an honest answer? She can read your profile without looking at it where you can tell she was there. After I read your email to her and your profile, I found you to be the one with a problem and she had every reason to respond as she did. You assumed much when you emailed her and after a look at your profile... with your ever so enticing... this is what I will do to you... as a gentleman... I don't think you are very gentlemanly.


How did I assume much? What did I assume?

My profile is just a sample, an idea. It's meant to be enticing and has worked well for me. But there is nothing in there that I HAVE to do. For me any play has to be consensual. I'm not going to force anybody to do anything they don't want to do. I don't see how my profile has anything non gentlemanly on it. I do cringe at the hot dog part though.



tj444 -> RE: I need to vent and you might find this funny (5/2/2012 2:24:21 PM)


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ORIGINAL: eliotRosewster

quote:

Would you like an honest opinion on this?


No not really. I had it written a bit poorly. Normally it's a bit clearer. I usually say "I say this because, if you expect me to say 'Bow....'"

So far it's been working for me. Except for the odd times like this. I think I'll start copy and pasting it with it written more clearly.

Well,.. it was pretty clear to me that it was cut & paste.. I dont really think that needs to be made clearer.. [:D]

And yes, its pretty funny that she wasted her time replying to you, I would have just clicked "Block Sender", then clicked "Mark as Spam and Delete".. [;)]



eliotRosewster -> RE: I need to vent and you might find this funny (5/2/2012 2:25:03 PM)

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Why would you write someone without a profile? Personally I would probibly just ignore you, but I can be lazy like that.


I go through the new users and I'll usually message them. I find newer users to be less jaded. I've had many great conversations with people with no profiles. Right now I've had a two day conversation with a sub that's been great.



Lockit -> RE: I need to vent and you might find this funny (5/2/2012 2:25:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: eliotRosewster

quote:

Excuse me... well... you want an honest answer? She can read your profile without looking at it where you can tell she was there. After I read your email to her and your profile, I found you to be the one with a problem and she had every reason to respond as she did. You assumed much when you emailed her and after a look at your profile... with your ever so enticing... this is what I will do to you... as a gentleman... I don't think you are very gentlemanly.


How did I assume much? What did I assume?

My profile is just a sample, an idea. It's meant to be enticing and has worked well for me. But there is nothing in there that I HAVE to do. For me any play has to be consensual. I'm not going to force anybody to do anything they don't want to do. I don't see how my profile has anything non gentlemanly on it. I do cringe at the hot dog part though.


Your problem is that you don't see what is wrong with the email that you sent her. No introduction... just a start up with a condesending tone, like you are better than others and what she expects, as if you are already in need of proving what a gentleman you are and that excuses your acting out based on these things. Then you have the audacity to, now that all that is out of the way... tell her... not ask.. tell her to tell you what she is looking for giving her three options.

Need, I go on? You don't understand women, at least women on a web site like this. FAIL.



JanahX -> RE: I need to vent and you might find this funny (5/2/2012 2:25:41 PM)

quote:

My profile is just a sample, an idea. It's meant to be enticing and has worked well for me. But there is nothing in there that I HAVE to do. For me any play has to be consensual. I'm not going to force anybody to do anything they don't want to do. I don't see how my profile has anything non gentlemanly on it. I do cringe at the hot dog part though.


lol - dood your profile is just poorly written wank fodder -Another guy writing with his dick - big fucking whoop dee doo - and no one mentioned anything about consent.

quote:

go through the new users and I'll usually message them. I find newer users to be less jaded. I've had many great conversations with people with no profiles. Right now I've had a two day conversation with a sub that's been great.


Oh yes - the desperate dom line up - for all the new women that join that dont know any better. REALLY ?!?!? LMFAO- well at least you admit it !!



DarkSteven -> RE: I need to vent and you might find this funny (5/2/2012 2:26:45 PM)

Dude:

1. Take a writing class. Your writing is stilted and makes points repeatedly and is painfully non-colloquial. Instead of "First off I need to say that I'm a gentleman. It's only when a sub submits to me that I will change. I believe that behavior is earned by the sub. Also if you expect me to say "Bow down to my glorious cock!" you will be disappointed. ", say "Hi there. I couldn't help but notice that your profile's somewhat sparse. I'd like to chat with you - are you game?"

2. "I believe that behavior is earned by the sub." Nope. Respect is a two way street. You need to earn it at least as much as her.

3. You didn't like how she acted. So you post a thread about it here, and write a journal entry about it. FFS, dude, haven't you ever been rejected before? Man up, get over it, and move on.

4. I looked at your profile. Starting with "Imagine this", the main passage is a fantasy. What's the purpose? It's not going to get women hot.

Good luck.



eliotRosewster -> RE: I need to vent and you might find this funny (5/2/2012 2:30:48 PM)

First off. I don't copy and paste it. I usually write something similar to what I have written. I'll make my first contact message two paragraphs. The first paragraph being the 'I won't say "Bow down to my glorious cock!"' part. Then the second paragraph will be the actual message based upon her profile.

Hence why I was asking her "What are you looking for on this site?"

I send messages to girls that have profiles and those that don't. She was a new user, and I like to talk to new users as they've been made less jaded by this website. I've found great connections with subs that have had no profiles.



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