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be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 11:38:27 AM   
dominant44you


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Status: offline 		looking for sex slave...come on ladies...lets enjoy together...
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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 11:41:12 AM   
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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 11:42:03 AM   
Hillwilliam


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Status: offline 		There's a lot of folks lookin for one. The best way I've ever seen to NOT find one is to shove a pic of your vienna sausage in their face. The pic also violates TOS and it'll prob get zapped by the mods.

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 11:45:08 AM   
ChatteParfaitt


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Status: offline 		Welcome to the discussion side of CM, Mr Johnson.

<goes off to make a pitcher of homemade lemonade to go with Marc's popcorn>

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 11:47:56 AM   
Yachtie


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Anyway, welcome to the other side.

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 11:56:54 AM   
lazarus1983


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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 11:58:11 AM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		GREAT first post! However, I suspect that none of the male Doms that are the intended denizens of this forum, will rush out to get sex change operations and become submissive because of your post.

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 11:58:49 AM   
MissImmortalPain


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Status: offline 		Welcome to the....oh, I can't do this.....I never understand it. Why are there so many men looking for "sex" slaves. Am I the only person on the planet that knows getting laid really isn't all that hard. Finding someone to do yardwork, dishes, reshingle the roof (without bitching about it) , those things are a tad harder to get. If you are packing what your avatar says you are and can't get laid you must either have a face like someone hit by a train or the personality of a bridge troll.

Umm, I mean...welcome to the forum side of collarme. Don't give up hope. Good luck in your search for what makes you happy (yadda, yadda, yadda)

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 12:14:36 PM   
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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 12:17:55 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		What does a sex slave do, anyway? Fuck, right?

Yeahhhhhhh. Good luck with that.

And YES I reported the freakin avi, the mods don't sweep up unless they SEE the puke, mmmkay?

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 12:18:15 PM   
OsideGirl


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Status: offline 		Basically, the best part about him is his dick since that appears to be the only thing he cares about.

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 12:24:03 PM   
SadisticMs2


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quote:

ORIGINAL: dominant44you

looking for sex slave...come on ladies...lets enjoy together...





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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 12:24:13 PM   
myotherself


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From: The cold bit of the UK
Status: offline 		It's the bit he thinks with, clearly.

Although sadly it's not exactly impressive...

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 12:25:16 PM   
poise


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Status: offline 		Judging by your avatar, I'd say you're the sex slave.
Glad I could clear that up for you.

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 12:32:51 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		Okay, if I had a sex slave, would he bring me coffee? And maybe some cinnamon crumb cake? And retrieve the crumbs?

Just wondering.

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 12:56:32 PM   
Wantstocontrolu


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Status: offline 		He's been on Collar-me a whole month now.
He should have a Harem by now.
Sex slaves are a dime a doz around here,
Almost as populous as Doms getting tribute for their greatness.


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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 1:02:23 PM   
DrkOne


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Status: offline 		*just chuckles

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 1:09:38 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		I feel badly for men.  Some of them, anyway.  It must really suck to have to get on the internet and do some version of begging for sex.

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 1:49:26 PM   
MissImmortalPain


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Okay, if I had a sex slave, would he bring me coffee? And maybe some cinnamon crumb cake? And retrieve the crumbs?

Just wondering.


I'm guessing only if you drop those crumbs on your twat

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 1:59:48 PM   
NiceButMeanGirl


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Status: offline 		Dominant44you.......

1. I did report your picture for violating the TOS.

2. Ask a Master is not the place for you to advertise. The appropriate place would be on your own profile.

3. Your picture is telling the world you are just a dick. Dicks are a dime a dozen pal.

4. It must really suck to be you and have to come on a message board and beg for sex.

NBMG

< Message edited by NiceButMeanGirl -- 6/7/2012 2:00:40 PM >

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