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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 2:15:55 PM   
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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 2:17:56 PM   
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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 2:29:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain

Welcome to the....oh, I can't do this.....I never understand it. Why are there so many men looking for "sex" slaves. Am I the only person on the planet that knows getting laid really isn't all that hard. Finding someone to do yardwork, dishes, reshingle the roof (without bitching about it) , those things are a tad harder to get. If you are packing what your avatar says you are and can't get laid you must either have a face like someone hit by a train or the personality of a bridge troll.

Umm, I mean...welcome to the forum side of collarme. Don't give up hope. Good luck in your search for what makes you happy (yadda, yadda, yadda)



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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 2:43:35 PM   
chatterbox24


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Status: offline 		THat looks like a pretty nice sausage to me, just saying. Must be some big big uns round these parts if thats a baby tally.

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 2:54:55 PM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		I will never again, eat cottage cheese while reading these boards! It isn't a bad looking cock. I've seen far worse around here. I just don't care to see it while... eating... cottage cheese!

It did make me want to smack it with a spatula though.

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 3:03:19 PM   
chatterbox24


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Status: offline 		hahaha oh God no ....not cottage cheese. A spatula, I say take a wiffle bat to it.....I wonder how long it would stay at attention...

No not bad look, it doesnt have the odd curve like a boomarang those are hidious, and cottage cheese nor any kind of cheese could be held down for that viewing.

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 4:18:26 PM   
Delilya


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< Message edited by Delilya -- 6/7/2012 4:19:00 PM >

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 4:44:11 PM   
Hillwilliam


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ORIGINAL: chatterbox24

THat looks like a pretty nice sausage to me, just saying. Must be some big big uns round these parts if thats a baby tally.

If y'all think that one is umm special, I'll defer to you ladies. I only look at one with any regularity and ...well, just look at My comment OK?

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 5:14:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		I dunno' maybe if he used the other photo in his profile he would do better?

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 6:00:40 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		I notice that no one answered me about crumb retrieval. So maybe getting a sex slave isn't all that easy after all!

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 6:12:42 PM   
Lucifyre


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Status: offline 		well, at least it's a pretty cock

(sorry HillWilliam, his cock pic beats yours, but only this once)


but I gotta agree with MissImmortalPain...getting laid is the easy part, it's all the other bullshit that needs doing that's a pain in the ass.

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 6:14:19 PM   
peppermint


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ORIGINAL: dominant44you

looking for sex slave...come on ladies...lets enjoy together...


No thank you.  I would never have sex with someone who lacked any common sense at all and posted a dick pic.  How very sad. 

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 7:25:37 PM   
MissImmortalPain


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Status: offline 		I answered you, Hibi. I said only if you droped the crumbs in your twat, fuzzy kitty, boobs (maybe?) fun bags...how clear do I have to get. I think if you want a sex slave to pick up crumbs they have to suck off a body part.

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 7:56:50 PM   
NiteWing2000


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Okay, if I had a sex slave, would he bring me coffee? And maybe some cinnamon crumb cake? And retrieve the crumbs?

Just wondering.


Coffee, tea or juice would be served. Fresh cinnamon crumb cake fresh out of the oven. And yes crumb retrieval would be an absolute must. Cannot have you making a mess after all :)

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 8:10:24 PM   
mummyman321


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I notice that no one answered me about crumb retrieval. So maybe getting a sex slave isn't all that easy after all!

Well Hibbie, you are rather well endowed in certain areas. I just might need a snorkle to be able to retrieve all the crumbs.

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 8:13:31 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Mummy, you and your rubber! Snorkel!

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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 8:50:46 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 8:54:26 PM   
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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 9:23:47 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		LOL.  Yes, like we've never seen one before.

Of course, you guys in the Master's section aren't given the privilege as often as we are in Mistress.


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RE: be my sex slave... - 6/7/2012 9:33:54 PM   
Endivius


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Status: offline 		Yes if there is one thing we male dominants enjoy, it's the random hng posting a shot of his sad excuse for a penis thinking it's a monster. I mean really fellas, unless you can double fist the fucker and still have slack left over, you aren't impressing anyone. And even then, there are a few mastadons I've come accross in the service that make snuffaluffacus look like a peanut. Damnit if CPL Paperczicki wasn't an ugly bastard, but he had a fucking shovel in his pants and the girls threw themselves at him in flocks. I'm serious, this sonuvabitch looked like he had elephantitis on his elephantitis. He could stand up with out using his hands or feet. I can tell yah one thing, He won't be marrying some 5 ft 5 100 lbs skinny girl, she'd be split in half just attempting the pole vault. He's gonna have to find some 8 ft tall sweedish Amazon to make babies with. And those are gonna be some ugly ass babies.

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