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Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 10:19:50 PM   
BreakMeShakeMe


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Funny or moving statements made by other CM members that have made you laugh... spew coffee on screen... or just hit you awkwards....

Petruchio's favorite of mine.......

Anyone can suck a cock.... but can one truely enjoy just simply sucking a good cock.


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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 10:39:01 PM   
VandalHeart


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I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.
--King Jarenth of the Goblins, Labyrinth

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 10:40:49 PM   
CERCKL


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C

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AND I AM TOO AN ASSHOLE, I HAVE REFERENCES!!!

"Please, please, please believe me, I really am an asshole. All that Enlightenment and Higher Learning shit was all a ruse."

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 10:41:51 PM   
VandalHeart


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Status: offline 		OK, I nominate what CERKL just said as funny

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I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.
--King Jarenth of the Goblins, Labyrinth

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 10:43:39 PM   
BreakMeShakeMe


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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 10:44:16 PM   
CERCKL


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Now could we get back on topic, the OP was posting about drums.

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AND I AM TOO AN ASSHOLE, I HAVE REFERENCES!!!

"Please, please, please believe me, I really am an asshole. All that Enlightenment and Higher Learning shit was all a ruse."

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 10:45:52 PM   
talibahh


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tali

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 10:47:43 PM   
BreakMeShakeMe


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Status: offline 		LOL... damn.. I missed that one... 

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 10:48:04 PM   
Petruchio


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A girl in every port…
and a port in every girl.

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 10:49:08 PM   
Petruchio


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Status: offline 		Good job, Break&Shake.

Here's another contribution:

It's now how fast you make a guy cum… but how slow.

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 10:50:07 PM   
VandalHeart


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I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.
--King Jarenth of the Goblins, Labyrinth

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 10:51:40 PM   
BreakMeShakeMe


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ORIGINAL: Petruchio

Good job, Break&Shake.

Here's another contribution:

It's now how fast you make a guy cum… but how slow.



oh yessssss indeed <swoons>


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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 10:57:30 PM   
BitaTruble


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::OK, I don't know if that's actually been said.. but it should have been::

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"Oh, so it's just like
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He laughed. "You are the wisest woman I know."


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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 10:58:38 PM   
BreakMeShakeMe


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Status: offline 		ROFLMAO............ damn Bita.... 

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 11:00:11 PM   
BitaTruble


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::Now, I know for a fact that was said.. cuz I said it!::

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"Oh, so it's just like
Rock, paper, scissors."

He laughed. "You are the wisest woman I know."


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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 11:04:37 PM   
BreakMeShakeMe


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Status: offline 		LOL... yep... I read that in one of those many threads... forgot who said it.. should of known though...<grinz>

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 11:04:53 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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<edited to add the post tali was talking about...>
 
quote:

Buy a damn pacifier and shut up cause I personally dont care to hear it. Oh or better yet since there are no Mistressses here for you, click the off button on your computer terminal then proceed to stick it up your ass.    


< Message edited by Reflectivesoul -- 6/6/2006 11:10:17 PM >

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ooooo..I bet THATS gonna leave a mark!!!!

Equal opportunity pisser on-er ... heh..

Gimme some crayons, I want color and I want it now DAMNIT!

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 11:07:02 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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quote:

One day in twenty years--Is about as effective as air-brakes on a turtle. 


ok I have got to nominate Lady Hugs for this post.... I about fell out of the chair rollin.... She comes up with some good ones

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ooooo..I bet THATS gonna leave a mark!!!!

Equal opportunity pisser on-er ... heh..

Gimme some crayons, I want color and I want it now DAMNIT!

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 11:09:38 PM   
BreakMeShakeMe


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul

quote:

One day in twenty years--Is about as effective as air-brakes on a turtle. 


ok I have got to nominate Lady Hugs for this post.... I about fell out of the chair rollin.... She comes up with some good ones


LOL... yep... good one... glad I was putting drink down while waiting for this thread to open...


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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 11:10:49 PM   
MsSubMission


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Status: offline 		ROFLMAO!!  Hilarious!!  Thank you for making me smile!

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