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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/15/2006 3:01:58 PM

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"You're as nosey as a blind Lesbian in a Fishmarket!"

I said that to my Bigotted Grandfather one day. It makes it even more interesting that he is the only person in my family that doesn't know I'm bi.

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/16/2006 10:44:45 PM

Daddysredhead

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mnottertail on the "Complaints" thread...
just so damn funny, esp. if you followed the previous few days of postings... he's a riot!

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I waltz into this thread, all unknowing like and I am beset by women of loose morales and pirates. Some ask me to speak in tongues, some come and speak in secants, rays and other phonecian and grievious things and they send a redhead in here without any kinda fuckin translation and I have to fend for myself without any kinda backup and I don't know exactly how you bill anymore but I think you tell pirate jokes and I feel like I am stuck in a corner, and I only have you to ask for advice...........

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/17/2006 7:38:32 AM

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OK so it is a damn good job I didn't have a mouthful of coffee just then, else John would definatly owe me a new keyboard!!!!

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ORIGINAL: JohnWarren
It does have an advantage. I dated a high fashion model who shaved her head so her many custom-made wigs fitted perfectly. I do wish she had told me about the arrangment prior to the first time we made love. I like to pull hair.

I maintained the erection... barely.

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/18/2006 8:09:05 PM

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OMG...... that was too damn funny.... Mr warren catches me by surprise quite often. Raven... I just about choked on my coffee as well...LOL

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/20/2006 3:41:36 PM

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ok this was too funny i almost fell off my bed

hmmmmm... That depends on your goal Sinergy, do you plan on finding a mate, or getting shot in the arse?...smiles

said by juliaoceania in the
Dominant or just a collector? thread

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/22/2006 1:55:24 PM

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holy shit! there is a lizard in my house, crawling on the bricks, coming towards me!!!

This from an IM between me and a beautiful and lovely Domme friend of mine from CM...
She shall go nameless, lest she beat my ass... woo-hoo!!!

~ Daddys

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/22/2006 6:50:48 PM

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This one is from mnottertail in the sub-space thread-

I am not a doctor and don't even play one on TV, but my children and all the women i have ever been with are all alive, and if they died it was years after of other causes.

You have good health insurance? hell ya, go in and get a pap smear.

Thank you for the giggles!

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/22/2006 7:10:30 PM

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This is from LaMalinche in the complaint thread:

I want to complain that I think that I have become flypaper for freaks.

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/23/2006 10:24:02 AM

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ORIGINAL: Gauge
Also, had this been a real flame post, the moderators would have sternly whacked my pee-pee.

From the test forum.

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/25/2006 6:47:06 PM

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quote:

Watch out because someone may just drop a house on you!

*Brightspot

Brightspot in the Respect within the community thread.

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/26/2006 9:41:52 PM

Daddysredhead

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From mnottertail in the complaints thread:

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I want to complain that the mosquito is gettin' his kink on, and I am posting stupid shit in forums.

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/26/2006 11:10:50 PM

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*puts on her favorite tshirt - I have PMS and a Loaded Handgun. Any other Stupid Questions? * AS quoted by hizgeorgiapeaches

quick reply " can we have sex ?"

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/28/2006 4:58:07 PM

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I soooooooo cannot do the quote thingy from one thread to another BUT.....did anyone else find LadyHugs post about proper mouse/rat trap placement on the phallus as hysterical as I did??? Just the way that lovely lady words things OMG!!I still have tears running down my face from laughing so hard.

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/28/2006 6:32:09 PM

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Lord help me.... between Erin and GoddessDustyGold... I about had a heart attack.....

Goddess:
Ah darling, you have it so wrong!
We Ladies have no depth perception because for years and years we have been told that this <~~~~~ is 8 inches!

Erin:
Hey....I think I dated that guy!!!!

You too about caused my a heart attack from laughing so damn hard...........

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/29/2006 10:02:37 AM

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I gotta say that all of you on here since I have started posting have made me laugh hysterical .. and I made alot of great new friends .. there are too many to name on here right now . and if I did and missed someone I would feel horrible for doing it ... but reading all the outlandish off the wall responses has been the best medicine in the world ..... thank you all

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/29/2006 5:11:03 PM

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quote:

Daddysredhead
There's a village in Costa Rica missing its idiot...

LMAO! she smacked a troll!

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/29/2006 8:26:29 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

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Daddysredhead
There's a village in Costa Rica missing its idiot...

LMAO! she smacked a troll!

Awwwwwww Loki....... you beat me here...I was gonna post same one... LMAO

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/29/2006 9:26:50 PM

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RavenMuse on finding out that he scored 3% submissive in my "Are You A Submissive?" thread:

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Right... so I have a submissive little toe?

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/30/2006 4:23:40 PM

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ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain
So help me god, if I'm in the shower though, and someone else's feces (hell, even my own wouldn't be pleasant) makes my ceiling collapse in on me I'm going on a head-beating rampage with double-ended dildo. One of the heavy ones. Preferably with veins sticking out of it. Purple jelly would be nice.

I loved this excerpt from NOMC's Leaky Ceiling or Bitch, Bitch, Bitch thread. It was brilliant!

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 7/23/2006 2:11:20 PM

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That girl and her sweet gray leggings!

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ORIGINAL: justheather

Awesome! I get to sing and get my stifling-nausea-inducing-heat-polyester-tent-wearing kink on! It's in Vegas right? Please say it's going to be outdoors in August!

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