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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 11:15:27 PM   
BreakMeShakeMe


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ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul

I saw your tired ass  pussy on sale in the international house of cunt

<edited to add the post tali was talking about...>
 
quote:

Buy a damn pacifier and shut up cause I personally dont care to hear it. Oh or better yet since there are no Mistressses here for you, click the off button on your computer terminal then proceed to stick it up your ass.    



Oh yes...RS... I see a tie here... that one through me outta my chair laughing so hard...lmao


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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 11:26:35 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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ooooo..I bet THATS gonna leave a mark!!!!

Equal opportunity pisser on-er ... heh..

Gimme some crayons, I want color and I want it now DAMNIT!

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/6/2006 11:48:11 PM   
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I unzipped my pants, at least they could get on their knees.


Thank you CrappyDom

C


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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/7/2006 3:08:34 AM   
Level


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quote:

WHEN THEY DO'NT REFER TO ME AS LRODNADMASTER I MEAN WITH LIKE ALL CAPS I GET VERY IRRITATING AND EVEN CONSDIER DUMPING THEM

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/7/2006 4:59:19 AM   
Dustyn


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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

Are you repeating yourself or does your pussy have an echo?

::OK, I don't know if that's actually been said.. but it should have been::

Celeste


Ouch...


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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/7/2006 7:06:10 AM   
zumala


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zuma

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/7/2006 8:47:26 AM   
BreakMeShakeMe


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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/7/2006 5:20:24 PM   
CERCKL


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quote:

Could someone please tell me what all the commotion is about because this thread is too boring to read.


Sums up most threads...

C

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/7/2006 5:45:55 PM   
FloridaISIS


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Thanks go out to my sweet friend Sgt Williams for the quote (aka the man with the talented tongue)...Never give up the dream Sgt.  





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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/7/2006 5:50:59 PM   
desertdancer


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Posted by Smilezz...this one had me squirting pepsi from my nose, I dunno why, but it tickled me.

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/7/2006 5:55:34 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Is it a bad thing if, not only do I not remember any funny posts, I also don't remember what this thread is about?

Yours,


benji

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/7/2006 6:12:25 PM   
desertdancer


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Status: offline 		Posted by slavejlb in the 'black Masters' thread...

you mean master comes in colors, can i have a rainbow one

* giggles*

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/7/2006 8:30:12 PM   
SweetSarijane


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posted by caitlyn in the hard limits thread.
 
Had me laughing so hard I had tears on my cheeks.

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/8/2006 6:54:11 AM   
zumala


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Status: offline 		This one by Mistoferin gave me a chuckle.
 
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ORIGINAL: understud
How to deal with narrow minded selfrigitious; intollerant assholes ...lol
 

 
always respectful



Oh the irony.....

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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/8/2006 7:48:14 AM   
zumala


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Status: offline 		OMG, I am STILL laughing at this one!!  Go Wolf!
 
And as far as the virgins go some people say it was mistranslated and is supposed to be white rasins, what a screw up that would be "Wheres my virgins!" "Here are your rasins!" "WTF you mean raisins I didn't die for no damn raisins I want my virgins!"


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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/8/2006 7:58:39 AM   
BreakMeShakeMe


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Status: offline 		LMAO... that came from Wolf?

<Goes to get something to clean coffee off screen again....lol>


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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/8/2006 8:18:35 AM   
RavenMuse


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In a thread to give Kevin a new profile *g*
Unfortunatly can't remember who posted it, but sounds like a Bita kinda thang


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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/8/2006 8:26:15 AM   
BreakMeShakeMe


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Status: offline 		LOL.. yes it does sound like a Bita Quote....
I know you got one out there too RM......... and i'll find it.. I just can't remember where I seen it...but i'm searching..


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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/8/2006 9:13:28 AM   
BreakMeShakeMe


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Status: offline 		OK.... bratty just hit me with one.... to quote her....

Why can't men suffer from PMS like women do......it's just not fair..

( Quick... someone get her some chocolates....lol)


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RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members - 6/8/2006 9:24:37 AM   
desertdancer


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Status: offline 		Me, I just tell them up front that I am a control freak and sexual predator and if they say "cool" then we are good to go.


This one Posted by CrappyDom in the 'help me understand thread'  I'm still having fits of giggles over this one

~dancer

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