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LanceHughes -> RE: Being forced to eat something that tastes horrible (6/9/2012 9:58:14 PM)
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On Monday last, a woman brought in "Watergate salad" to work and e-mail us all to help ourselves. Crushed pistachios over pistachio pudding with mini-marshmallows. A horriffic shade of lime green and white - my LEAST favorite color combo in the world. Sweeter than sweet - almost took the enamel off my teeth. Name? I just HAD to google that puppy.
How about sushi? (Without rice called sashimi.)
OOOooooohhhh. I just flashed on the winner! Go to Army / navy surplus store and get MREs - Meals Ready to eat. THAT will "fix" you! Better - get the ones that need cooking, but don't cook them.
Don't like gelatine? Pork in tins - gov't issue. Do NOT complain if that's all you have to eat. (I learned to make a pork and green bell pepper stew.) Tinned peas - mushed --- too close to baby food above. And even closer - pumpkin. Maybe we'll "let" you add.......
Sliced potatoes in tins. Cold - they've been cooked already, so "safe"
Fresh dandelion salad - hands bound behind back, you must strip leaves with your teeth and place in bowl which you must shove around with head. When bowl is filled, leaves are placed in a sauce pan and wilted. More than wilted, turned into soup. (add water - maybe vinegar) Must finish bowl three times.
English cucumber - long and somewhat bitter. Poke with fork, all over. into microwave until body temperature. 30 seconds 2 or 3 times. Trimmed, removing all skin half-way. The juicy, warm end is now an anal plug while bitter skins are eaten. Do NOT eat plug, 'K?
Peels of so many fruits and vegetables..... ahh... eat ALL a banana except hard stem. Slice into rounds and dip in salsa. Pineapple? Not sure, so let's say "no" (until further research.)
Wax milk container - cut fine (less than 1/4") using kitchen shears. Served with milk and raisins. There MUST be exactly 5 raisins and no waxy bits left to get a "Good girl." Oh, did I say you were blind-folded?
I personally HATE those pork rinds that Pres. Clinton loved. How 'bout a soup of those crushed in Mt.Dew?
Can't stand that store made macaroni salad - into the blender. YUM! Add Strawberry youghurt and raw eggplant.
pant, pant.....I've been typing non-stop.
Y'all need to go read the creativity in BDSM string. LOL!
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