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ORIGINAL: indigonight

An email I just got and reported- never heard from this person before now:


8/4/12 12:56 PM
It may never close a door to a restroom. It may be asked not to piss for an unreasonably long time, but only on a day when people will be over so if it is unable to obey and pisses on the carpet, there will be witnesses. It may not speak unless spoken to and must always look at my dick or any other dick in the room. No options. It in fact has no options. I do not need to enforce this, this is a fact. it has no rights whatsoever. It will never be free until the day it dies. Limits are those imposed by the physicality of a situation. I can't cut its dick off, I can cut its clit off. I want to share it with the world. As soon as it realizes it is mine, it must start trying to make every dick it meets hard and making hard dicks cum. Dogs have dicks of an appropriate size. So do horses and pigs. Roman slaves fucked lions in the Forum, sometimes the lions ate them after they came up their asses. I will brand my name on it over its pussy. I will mark it with a cigarette within 10 minutes of us meeting. I want to tatto cum slave on its forehead. When a dick cums in it, it must clean the dick off with its mouth and tongue. There must be no cum on the dick, nothing but saliva. It can make a dick hard a second time I will experiment on it. I have a degree in biochemistry and studied neurophysiology. I will look for unique ways to give it pain. Its skin is only attached at a few points, for example, over the sternum, but with proper sterile technique, it is possible to cut a slit through the skin, but not the muscle, and fucking it like a liposuction vaccume stick. There should be bruising and an incredible amount of pain. Its life will be the life of a holey person.

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

Honestly, the ones who annoy me the absolute most are the ones with no profile, no photo, nada who ask me (who has two photos and a filled out profile):

Are you interested in me?
Got any more pics?

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Let me guess, you are here for the priceless message boards? Or perhaps the superbly entertaining chat rooms? Or... you have nothing else better to do?

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ORIGINAL: ClassIsInSession

LOL, you search for Dom Juan and wind up meeting Dom Knots.

I don't submit to anyone, but I can definitely say in the course of going to munches and play parties over the years I've certainly seen some pretty glaring examples of what not to do if you're a Dominant. I always like those guys though, because they just make the good ones shine that much more.

There was a "Master" once at a play party that told all the ladies he was a fisting expert and yet he had jagged nails with dirt under them...I thought that was pretty funny.

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ORIGINAL: ClassIsInSession


There was a "Master" once at a play party that told all the ladies he was a fisting expert and yet he had jagged nails with dirt under them...I thought that was pretty funny.

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nce at a play party that told all the ladies he was a fisting expert and yet he had jagged nails with dirt under them...I thought that was pretty funny.

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ORIGINAL: kittycake
when I felt a very painful blow on my lower back. I turned around and there was this woman, who I had never met, holding a paddle. Not only had she not had permission to swat me, but the swat was waaaaay too hard for someone who was new, and unprepared for it, and she missed my rear entirely and hit me in the back. When I started freaking out on her, caught between holding my back and fighting back tears, she got all riled up saying that she was a Domme and if I was a sub, I should just be happy for any attention paid to me.

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ORIGINAL: Ilayda




I think the worst dom I've come across, though, was the one who said he didn't care that I was "supposedly" a domme and had a boyfriend, that he WAS going to handcuff me and fuck my mouth because I'm a slut who wants it, and that if my boyfriend was a "good" one, he'd videotape it and leave me after, etc. I told him that if someone puts their penis in my mouth without my permission, I'll have no hesitation biting their dick off, blocked him, and reported him for rape threats. ;)

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ORIGINAL: littlewonder

I've gotten so many different wierd emails I've lost count over the years lol.

I got the it one, I've had the k9 more than once, I remember getting one from a guy who wanted to know if I had a raincoat and galoshes fetish lol....you name it I've probably gotten an email for lol.

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ORIGINAL: indigonight

An email I just got and reported- never heard from this person before now:


8/4/12 12:56 PM
It may never close a door to a restroom. It may be asked not to piss for an unreasonably long time, but only on a day when people will be over so if it is unable to obey and pisses on the carpet, there will be witnesses. It may not speak unless spoken to and must always look at my dick or any other dick in the room. No options. It in fact has no options. I do not need to enforce this, this is a fact. it has no rights whatsoever. It will never be free until the day it dies. Limits are those imposed by the physicality of a situation. I can't cut its dick off, I can cut its clit off. I want to share it with the world. As soon as it realizes it is mine, it must start trying to make every dick it meets hard and making hard dicks cum. Dogs have dicks of an appropriate size. So do horses and pigs. Roman slaves fucked lions in the Forum, sometimes the lions ate them after they came up their asses. I will brand my name on it over its pussy. I will mark it with a cigarette within 10 minutes of us meeting. I want to tatto cum slave on its forehead. When a dick cums in it, it must clean the dick off with its mouth and tongue. There must be no cum on the dick, nothing but saliva. It can make a dick hard a second time I will experiment on it. I have a degree in biochemistry and studied neurophysiology. I will look for unique ways to give it pain. Its skin is only attached at a few points, for example, over the sternum, but with proper sterile technique, it is possible to cut a slit through the skin, but not the muscle, and fucking it like a liposuction vaccume stick. There should be bruising and an incredible amount of pain. Its life will be the life of a holey person.

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ORIGINAL: Killerangel

Got a great one today. I led him on a little, I couldn't help it.

DimDom: hi slave
Me: Hey person.
DimDom: how are you today? any luck here? what is your yahoo/skype? would like to talk.
Me: No thanks.
DimDom: excuse me?
Me: I'm sorry I thought I had responded in a clear yet polite manner to your offer of chatting.
DimDom: i'm not sure you understand, but it's not your call.
Me: It's not my call? Yes, please explain this to me, I am greatly interested.
DimDom: you are a slave. let others do the thinking. you are not good at it, so leave it for others to decide. i.e. - the masters