To Women: What is an ugly man?

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PeonForHer -> To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/7/2012 3:42:41 PM)
I've realised, I have no idea. What is the least attractive thing you can think of about the worst men that you've come across? Please, throw all propriety aside. For once, don't BS us males. If it's a superficial thing, then go with superficial with my blessing. Open a new profile to answer this question if you're that timid about saying 'big conky noses' or 'bad breath' and are that terrified of looking like a vapid ninny. Please give the question some bollocks and don't be namby pamby about it. There it is: get on with it.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/7/2012 3:44:41 PM)
Where on earth did this come from? What makes people ugly? Meanness, pointless cruelty, evil. It's pretty much all inside.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/7/2012 3:51:06 PM)
Great, I can feel the look you're giving me. Hmph. Lots of things can make a person unappealing from a physical standpoint, smell being really close to the top...eeh. SO not good with wrong smells. Sloppiness, like the fat guy at the con who does NOT seem to care that clothing comes in his size and we don't need to see expanses of his beer gut. That nasty, snarly expression. Swagger and arrogance attached to a package that hasn't gotten nearly as much polish as it should. STUPIDITY and pig ignorance. Jeeebus on a crumpet but stupidity can make the most beautiful creature unappealing.

JstAnotherSub -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/7/2012 3:51:13 PM)
Ugly is as ugly does.

OsideGirl -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/7/2012 3:53:18 PM)
I've dated some absolutely gorgeous men that became unattractive due to intelligence, demeanor or attitude. I've dated some guys that most women wouldn't have looked twice at because their intelligence, kindness, integrity made them attractive.

PeonForHer -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/7/2012 3:55:41 PM)
I don't know where it came from. It just popped into my head. Well, that's not entirely true, but I don't want this thread to be full of the typical female flannel. As I believe I mentioned, I want them to give their responses in this thread some bollocks, if they aren't too lily-livered for the task. A lot of things I take for granted about the opposite sex, or more particularly my relationship with them. I find myself radically questioning such things, frequently, and despite the fact that I'm no longer a callow youth. Even the most simple things. Actually, especially the most simple things. Please don't test my patience by asking further questions. I'm a busy man and require thoughtful responses ASAP. Come along.

Lucylastic -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/7/2012 3:59:00 PM)
Personality mostly, Ugly is not one particular thing. even with the *physicality it is a multiple maybe, not just one thing, bad breath, yeah, thats a biggie, sloppy eating will make me leave the table, bad hygiene..and some things I find wrong in one man will be fine on another.heh, donald trump is ugly to me for his hair, but mostly his character. big sloppy lips don't impress me, upturned noses don't attract me, Baldness is another , part of the "whole package deal" again, depends on the persons whole put together "look" OOOOOH ok, I know...put together ear hair and long nose hair a BAD comb over, with bad teeth, big drooly lips and bad hygiene, physically.. unpleasant to me...that can be taken care of to be acceptable with a decent personality but ugly personality is much uglier and resistant to acceptable:). I think im rambling now,

OsideGirl -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/7/2012 4:00:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Sloppiness, like the fat guy at the con who does NOT seem to care that clothing comes in his size and we don't need to see expanses of his beer gut. I'll go with this too. If you're a lazy slob who leaves the house in a stained T shirt, torn jeans and stinking of BO......you're pretty much off my list.

PeonForHer -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/7/2012 4:02:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl I've dated some absolutely gorgeous men that became unattractive due to intelligence, demeanor or attitude. I've dated some guys that most women wouldn't have looked twice at because their intelligence, kindness, integrity made them attractive. Does it help if a man smiles now and then? I've been told by all my female friends that I should do that. However, when I look in the mirror and smile, I feel like I look like a somewhat disturbing fruitcake. If I were to meet me, smiling, in a pub, I'd instinctively want to punch me for being such an obvious arse.

Lucylastic -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/7/2012 4:04:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl I've dated some absolutely gorgeous men that became unattractive due to intelligence, demeanor or attitude. I've dated some guys that most women wouldn't have looked twice at because their intelligence, kindness, integrity made them attractive. Does it help if a man smiles now and then? I've been told by all my female friends that I should do that. However, when I look in the mirror and smile, I feel like I look like a somewhat disturbing fruitcake. If I were to meet me, smiling, in a pub, I'd instinctively want to punch me for being such an obvious arse. A posed smile, nope but I bet your natural , pleasure smile is perfect, because most people are beautiful when they smile with real pleasure and humour. even guys with missing teeth, bushy eyebrows and tumours on their faces... happiness is beautiful there hows that for some old bollocks

LadyHibiscus -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/7/2012 4:04:44 PM)
You are SO in line for an extra bite now. Eeh! And you are indeed a fruitcake, thank goodness.

OsideGirl -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/7/2012 4:05:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl I've dated some absolutely gorgeous men that became unattractive due to intelligence, demeanor or attitude. I've dated some guys that most women wouldn't have looked twice at because their intelligence, kindness, integrity made them attractive. Does it help if a man smiles now and then? I've been told by all my female friends that I should do that. However, when I look in the mirror and smile, I feel like I look like a somewhat disturbing fruitcake. If I were to meet me, smiling, in a pub, I'd instinctively want to punch me for being such an obvious arse. A creepy Joker like smile? A Jack Nicholson in The Shining smile?

Lucylastic -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/7/2012 4:06:17 PM)
was that for me Hib??? Oh yummmmmy

LadyHibiscus -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/7/2012 4:08:06 PM)
The bite? Oh I share! ! My darling is the fruitcake, as he skype avi will attest.

PeonForHer -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/7/2012 4:14:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic A posed smile, nope but I bet your natural , pleasure smile is perfect, because most people are beautiful when they smile with real pleasure and humour. I'm sorry, Lucy - perhaps I wasn't clear in my OP with my polite and gently-worded request that women attempt to avoid feeding us males any more of the standard female horseshit in this thread? Most people are not beautiful when they smile, whether or not they are smiling with real pleasure and humour. That's crap. You have failed the 'bollocks test' very disappointingly. Please try again.

doctorgrey -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/7/2012 4:14:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic even guys with missing teeth, bushy eyebrows and tumours on their faces Hello! DrG

Lucylastic -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/7/2012 4:22:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl I've dated some absolutely gorgeous men that became unattractive due to intelligence, demeanor or attitude. I've dated some guys that most women wouldn't have looked twice at because their intelligence, kindness, integrity made them attractive. Does it help if a man smiles now and then? I've been told by all my female friends that I should do that. However, when I look in the mirror and smile, I feel like I look like a somewhat disturbing fruitcake. If I were to meet me, smiling, in a pub, I'd instinctively want to punch me for being such an obvious arse. A creepy Joker like smile? A Jack Nicholson in The Shining smile? See now altho hes sposed to be scary, crazy, Jack Nicholsons crazy smile makes me puddle I dislike smarm too.....it has that oily arrogance look that just makes me wanna replace it with sheer terror

kdsub -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/7/2012 4:23:17 PM)
quote: OOOOOH ok, I know...put together ear hair and long nose hair a BAD comb over, with bad teeth, big drooly lips and bad hygiene, physically.. unpleasant to me... Damn... there goes my fantasy...well...off to get a ear and nose wax. Butch

Lucylastic -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/7/2012 4:25:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic A posed smile, nope but I bet your natural , pleasure smile is perfect, because most people are beautiful when they smile with real pleasure and humour. I'm sorry, Lucy - perhaps I wasn't clear in my OP with my polite and gently-worded request that women attempt to avoid feeding us males any more of the standard female horseshit in this thread? Most people are not beautiful when they smile, whether or not they are smiling with real pleasure and humour. That's crap. You have failed the 'bollocks test' very disappointingly. Please try again. heh I find it tru, but thats why I said it was bollocks ...cos I know you would.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/7/2012 4:30:56 PM)
Ear hair. Now whay IS that stuff so sturdy? When my dad was in chemo and his freakin eyelashes fell out, his ear hair was solid! I know this because I yanked on it. Ear hair transplants = cure for baldness. Bald guys LOVE them. Bad wigs, combovers, dreadful.

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