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BKSir -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/9/2012 2:51:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: littlewonder

Being 5'3", everyone is taller than me! [:D]

But I've always liked men who were 6' or more. I love being able to wear heels and he's still taller than me. lol



Awww! You're Fun Sized! :D




Ishtarr -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/9/2012 2:55:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: littlewonder


Being 5'3", everyone is taller than me! [:D]

But I've always liked men who were 6' or more. I love being able to wear heels and he's still taller than me. lol



I wish I could do that. There is almost no way for me to wear heels and not be taller than the guy I'm with unless he's really huge.

My height and love for heels seems to be more a problem for the men than for me though, I've dated guys before who where only an inch or so taller than me and whom tried to forbid me from wearing heels because they couldn't deal with a woman standing taller than them.

Sorry, but if a guy tells me on a second date to pick between him and my stilettos... he's the one going. [:D]

Besides, any man I HAVE ended up being with for any length of time has always realize that regardless of my hight or my heels, I'm always shorter than him when I'm on my knees. [:)]




Dresproperty -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/9/2012 3:09:22 PM)

For me an ugly man is one who walks around with a chip on his shoulder-- you can just feel the toxic aura beaming out of him.




JanahX -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/9/2012 4:28:09 PM)

Guykills for me include:

guys that wear : cell phones on their waist
: fannypacks
: bikeshorts and your name is not Lance Armstrong
: "G" wear- especailly when they are not black, a gangsta, or a rapper
- this includes. overly large t-shirts, bling, baggy jeans, backwards or sideways baseball caps, brand new gym shoes
- call their friends "G", "Playa" and "Bro"
: crocks
: black or sky blue jeans
: stupid t-shirts that have logos like: FBI - (female body inspector) or Deer Hunting (find one with a big rack and mount it)
: guys with perms, skullets, mullets
: own a violent dog especially violent dog owners that have multiple neck tattoos
: drive a black van without windows
: guys who sport vanity plates
: guys that do "the gotcha" - which includes the wink, tongue click, and the pointing motion - followed by "gotcha"
: guys that do "man-shakes"
: guys that publicly take "Beano"
: sleep on a water bed
: use food coupons
: wear a fake lettermans jacket when they are way beyond highschool
: listen to Rush Limbaugh
: bite or chew their fingernails
: fart in the car


a lot more come to mind - but the list would just go on and on.




PatrickG38 -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/9/2012 4:29:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: JanahX

Guykills for me include:

guys that wear : cell phones on their waist
: fannypacks
: bikeshorts and your name is not Lance Armstrong
: "G" wear- especailly when they are not black, a gangsta, or a rapper
- this includes. overly large t-shirts, bling, baggy jeans, backwards or sideways baseball caps, brand new gym shoes
- call their friends "G", "Playa" and "Bro"
: crocks
: black or sky blue jeans
: stupid t-shirts that have logos like: FBI - (female body inspector) or Deer Hunting (find one with a big rack and mount it)
: guys with perms, skullets, mullets
: own a violent dog especially violent dog owners that have multiple neck tattoos
: drive a black van without windows
: guys who sport vanity plates
: guys that do "the gotcha" - which includes the wink, tongue click, and the pointing motion - followed by "gotcha"
: guys that do "man-shakes"
: guys that publicly take "Beano"

a lot more come to mind - but the list would just go on and on.


Brilliant!




Kaliko -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/9/2012 4:33:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: JanahX


: guys that do "the gotcha" - which includes the wink, tongue click, and the pointing motion - followed by "gotcha"




I knew a man that would wink at me now and then. I about fell over and died each and every time. I loved it.

Oh...but no "gotcha" afterwards. You're right about that.




Politesub53 -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/9/2012 4:35:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
Sloppiness, like the fat guy at the con who does NOT seem to care that clothing comes in his size and we don't need to see expanses of his beer gut.


I'll go with this too. If you're a lazy slob who leaves the house in a stained T shirt, torn jeans and stinking of BO......you're pretty much off my list.


OG, I love the inclusion of "Pretty much" does that mean said guys have a glimmer of hope ? [;)]




ARIES83 -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/9/2012 4:41:21 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Ishtarr


quote:

ORIGINAL: littlewonder


Being 5'3", everyone is taller than me! [:D]

But I've always liked men who were 6' or more. I love being able to wear heels and he's still taller than me. lol



I wish I could do that. There is almost no way for me to wear heels and not be taller than the guy I'm with unless he's really huge.
My height and love for heels seems to be more a problem for the men than for me though, I've dated guys before who where only an inch or so taller than me and whom tried to forbid me from wearing heels because they couldn't deal with a woman standing taller than them.

Sorry, but if a guy tells me on a second date to pick between him and my stilettos... he's the one going. [:D]

Besides, any man I HAVE ended up being with for any length of time has always realize that regardless of my hight or my heels, I'm always shorter than him when I'm on my knees. [:)]


Im 5'10" thats a average male hight as far as im
concerned, anyway.
I was with a girl at a club once, she was dam tall,
something that tends to happen with me is, at some
point later in the night, the girl will end up sitting on
my lap while we kiss. Anyway, it got to that point with
this tall girl and because of her tallness it was a quite
uncomfortable position, with me having stretch my neck
up, So she suggested we swap....
Now here I am sitting on this girls lap feeling very silly.
Some things just weren't ment to be!

I usually have girlfriends that are aprox the same hight
as me so them being taller in heels is a certainty.
I don't know why but im just not that into taller girls.

There is another extreme to the hight thing aswell, I went
out with a girl who must have been like 5 foot, Which isn't
a problem by it's self, (i love bite sized girls!) but this particular
one had this thing where she would stand way to close to me,
her and her sister! I put it down to them having a small concept
of personal space because they were small.
I had to walk around with my elbows tucked in because there were
so many times i'd turn around only to realize one was right next to
me and id almost elbow her in the mouth.

Compatible hight is good.

-ARIES





BBBTBW -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/9/2012 4:43:38 PM)

The ugliest thing about a man is when he is superficial. If you like how I look, great compliment...but don't linger on it. There is MUCH more to me than what I look like.




PeonForHer -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/9/2012 4:49:42 PM)

Women do that. That walk far too close to one. It's insufferable.

If they do that in future, Aries, you should prod them in the ear with your forefinger. That's what I do.




Lucylastic -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/9/2012 4:53:46 PM)

make it a wet willy! [:D]




Politesub53 -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/9/2012 4:57:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

make it a wet willy! [:D]


I suspect you give all the boys a wet willy Lucy........."dies laffin"




Lucylastic -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/9/2012 4:59:19 PM)

Yer a sick sick man Polite:) Huggggggs




Politesub53 -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/9/2012 5:02:44 PM)

Hugssss back.

Methinks you may need to explain the term for our continental friends [;)]




MissToYouRedux -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/9/2012 5:10:51 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ARIES83

Now here I am sitting on this girls lap feeling very silly.
Some things just weren't ment to be!




Yeah, the uncomfortable embarrassment of my big strong sub when I pull him onto my lap is palpable. They're always afraid that they're hurting me, but my lap is tuff! lol So much fun! [8D]




Lucylastic -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/9/2012 5:12:27 PM)

Im another one that likes my pet on my knee:)

PS Polite, I thought everyone knew[;)]




kitkat105 -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/9/2012 5:21:25 PM)

What is an ugly man?

My ex.





gungadin09 -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/9/2012 5:27:50 PM)

Sweating.
Smoking.

Pam




gungadin09 -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/9/2012 5:31:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl
I'll go with this too. If you're a lazy slob who leaves the house in a stained T shirt, torn jeans and stinking of BO......you're pretty much off my list.


No, take away the BO, and that's a turn on.

Pam

ETA: Actually, even a little BO, under the right circumstances, is not so bad. Just don't overdo it with the cologne. Same goes for women and perfume.




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? (7/9/2012 6:02:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse
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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear
I went out with a Dom for 4 yrs. Lived with him the 1st year together. He was 6'2", weighed in at over 350 lbs, had long hair and a beard. I SWEAR he took one shower every 3 months, and that's if I was lucky. I moved in with him in June and it was the hottest summer on record. And he did a lot of tough yard work. The B.O. stench was incredible, and I have a really sensitive nose. I begged and pleaded with him, no go. We even slept in the same bed. His hair was always greasy, his jeans were old and covered in stains, his teeth were yellow, it was disgusting. I got lucky, he didn't want sex or even to kiss me. I think I would have thrown up. The bedroom was a disaster area that I wasn't allowed to clean, there was garbage on the floor, empty plastic 2L pop bottles piled about 2 ft under his desk and he used to have a fit if I emptied the overflowing ashtrays that hadn't been washed in years. [:'(] [:'(]

Now that was UGLY. I'm so careful now to make sure that any man in my life now has good hygiene and knows how to keep a room clean, indeed a house or an apartment. Is it any wonder? [8D]


I would struggle to even be polite to a person like that. Seriously.

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Wow..I wouldn't have been able to get past the smell to even spend 5 minutes with him!




O it was definitely one of my worst decisions, and I've made some plenty stupid ones. And I learned to stay downwind and walk ahead or behind him when out in public so no one would think I was with him. There's a reason I used to get lost in stores!! [8|]




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