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DarkSteven -> RE: Identify This Brand (7/26/2012 10:12:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stef Contrary to some of the stupidity claimed in their forums, you can actually say FetLife here. You don't need to use code words. OH NO! stef used the F word! We're all gonna die! Runs away from stef so the lightning bolts don't hit him

LadyConstanze -> RE: Identify This Brand (7/26/2012 10:26:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: streetjust Again, I'm still trying to validate her story before I contact the police and Army CID. Absolutely sensible, because you know, all kidnappers bring their prey to "events" where they are the main attraction and receive brands, just the done thing when you kidnap, and of course they all let them use computers and messengers, it's just polite... Now I let you into a secret, print out the chat transcript and give it to the police, they will validate the story for you, let's just hope you haven't conveniently deleted the transcript... That would be tragic, but then you could pull your other leg, it might even have bells on, or we send over a team of carpenters with chisels, to take care of that growing nose

ResidentSadist -> RE: Identify This Brand (7/26/2012 10:40:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself This story has it all - intrigue, kidnapping, sex, bdsm... Ever thought of writing a book? I have a title for you - what about "50 shades of shite"? Hey, how did my sunglasses end up on your head? [img]http://www.collarme.com/photos/tn/tn_255948.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.collarme.com/photos/tn/tn_408246p05.jpg[/img]

LadyConstanze -> RE: Identify This Brand (7/26/2012 10:45:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: streetjust I see lots of discouraging comments from people that want to offer advice that wasn't solicited rather than admit that they have no idea what this symbol might be. I elected to ignore as many of the irrelevant comments as possible. As I said earlier, the authorities have been notified and now this thread should be closed. Dude, how do I put this gently? .............. Sorry, I can't: The only 2 possibilities I can see here are: 1. You're full of it 2. You're quite "special" (as in "bless your heart") and should possibly not be allowed out or on the internet without a keeper (trained nurse would be good) Your imaginary woman is not army personnel, so correct course of action would be to report it to the police who then - if they would think army personnel is involved - would contact Army CID and fully cooperate. That's proper procedure, since you don't know that, I doubt you're in the military unless you're a window cleaner. As for your "identification of the brand" - if you find somebody with a bullet in the guts, do you need to identify the gun before you call an ambulance and the cops?

GreedyTop -> RE: Identify This Brand (7/26/2012 10:46:17 AM)
love you, Kalon, but da Bunny does the sunglasses SO much cuter ;)

LaTigresse -> RE: Identify This Brand (7/26/2012 10:51:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Apparently a black ops deal, and Army CID was in on it. He is probably rotting in a ditch in the Herzegovina deep countryside. Were there any tap taps?

LadyConstanze -> RE: Identify This Brand (7/26/2012 10:53:27 AM)
I have the suspicion the OP was tapped on the head with heavy objects repeatedly, he then fell asleep, woke up and wrote down his dream...

ResidentSadist -> RE: Identify This Brand (7/26/2012 2:27:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop love you, Kalon, but da Bunny does the sunglasses SO much cuter ;) The bunny is doing it real well aren't they! Lil' fuzzy bastard.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Identify This Brand (7/26/2012 4:42:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: streetjust A friend was "taken" from her home in VA last week by an acquaintence. This weekend she was the main attraction at an event and yesterday was branded. She describes the brand as a diamond with a raised circle in the middle. Does anybody know anything about it? Whoever it is they are confident enough that they allow her to have contact through a messenger, but have blocked all other apps. She suspects that her estranged husband is involved. She's under my desk at the moment....can't talk (except in muffles). Did you have a message for her?

LadyConstanze -> RE: Identify This Brand (7/27/2012 3:51:25 AM)
I'm so disappointed, I offered sunshinemiss internet access so she could tell everybody about being kidnapped by us and the ordeals she had to go through (sleeping with a dog, but nope, she wasn't in a cage or a kennel, she actually lured him into her room, not sure if Alfie is going to press charges), and guess what, she declined, she said we should rather go out and have a walk in the countryside. It's just not the same if the kidnapped person doesn't cause drama...

Thaz -> RE: Identify This Brand (7/27/2012 3:55:39 AM)
I always find if off putting if the kidnap victim seems to be enjoying herself.....I mean smile on the inside dammit!

LadyConstanze -> RE: Identify This Brand (7/27/2012 9:26:06 AM)
This is sunshine.... I've been kidnapped! Help! I've stolen her identity to try to get out of the mess I'm in! Come find me at Schipol airport - I'll have a red wig and brown nose... or brown wig and red nose.... I"m frequently seen with two dobermans... They make excellent task masters! I'm simply not able to make those hills without the koff help of the dogs. When you rescue me, you may get licked to death... by the dogs? By me? one never knows! (dramatic enough?)

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Identify This Brand (7/27/2012 9:27:24 AM)
How do we KNOW it is really you sunshine? It could be a ploy to get us to the airport, so they could kidnap us!

GreedyTop -> RE: Identify This Brand (7/27/2012 9:28:11 AM)
wait, being licked by Sunny?? I am SO in!!

Delilya -> RE: Identify This Brand (7/27/2012 12:14:26 PM)
Damn, and here I thought maybe he came back to give us an update. How rude to leave us hanging.

myotherself -> RE: Identify This Brand (7/27/2012 12:32:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop love you, Kalon, but da Bunny does the sunglasses SO much cuter ;) The bunny is doing it real well aren't they! Lil' fuzzy bastard. Ooooh...I love it when you talk mean to me! I'm just going now...for a minute...to, ermmm...bake a cake. Yes, that's it. Bake a cake. fapfapfap

samdarella -> RE: Identify This Brand (7/27/2012 11:19:03 PM)
I'm scared of bunnies.

myotherself -> RE: Identify This Brand (7/28/2012 2:54:12 AM)
Bunnies is scary. We haz TEEFS!

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