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Why did the Divine arrange that I be stung by a wasp? - 7/21/2012 10:29:20 AM   
Rule


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Status: offline 		This is the first time in nearly forty years that I have been stung by a wasp; the second time in my life. My hand for a couple of centimeters now is getting thick.

I did not ask the Divine for this. Did someone else?

Does someone hate me?

It happened after I started my poll on people suffering from Rule Obsessed Disorder earlier today. Is there a spiritual connection? Did one of the ROD people see my poll and spiritually instruct the Divine to hurt me?
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RE: Why did the Divine arrange that I be stung by a wasp? - 7/21/2012 12:20:42 PM   
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RE: Why did the Divine arrange that I be stung by a wasp? - 7/21/2012 4:33:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		Difficult to say, with so little information, Rule. Were you stung on the hand you masturbate with?

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RE: Why did the Divine arrange that I be stung by a wasp? - 7/21/2012 4:36:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		Was it a circumcised wasp?

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RE: Why did the Divine arrange that I be stung by a wasp? - 7/21/2012 4:37:41 PM   
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RE: Why did the Divine arrange that I be stung by a wasp? - 7/21/2012 4:38:02 PM   
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RE: Why did the Divine arrange that I be stung by a wasp? - 7/21/2012 4:39:11 PM   
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RE: Why did the Divine arrange that I be stung by a wasp? - 7/21/2012 4:45:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Rule

This is the first time in nearly forty years that I have been stung by a wasp; the second time in my life. My hand for a couple of centimeters now is getting thick.

I did not ask the Divine for this. Did someone else?

Does someone hate me?

It happened after I started my poll on people suffering from Rule Obsessed Disorder earlier today. Is there a spiritual connection? Did one of the ROD people see my poll and spiritually instruct the Divine to hurt me?


I can't do this.

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RE: Why did the Divine arrange that I be stung by a wasp? - 7/21/2012 4:48:10 PM   
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RE: Why did the Divine arrange that I be stung by a wasp? - 7/21/2012 4:49:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic
Difficult to say, with so little information, Rule. Were you stung on the hand you masturbate with?

lol
Yes, but I deem it unlikely for that to be linked spiritually.

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RE: Why did the Divine arrange that I be stung by a wasp? - 7/21/2012 4:50:42 PM   
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Was it a circumcised wasp?


PLEASE NO...don't get him started!!!!

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RE: Why did the Divine arrange that I be stung by a wasp? - 7/21/2012 4:52:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I can't do this.



Maybe you need to come down to CA, and get a prescription. Nothing difficult here. It's a question about instant karma, but if we are to help him find his answer, we need details, dammit!

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RE: Why did the Divine arrange that I be stung by a wasp? - 7/21/2012 4:52:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
Was it a circumcised wasp?

I do not know. I suspect that it was some kind of wasp, that is all.

The wound has disappeared and the swelling has also been reduced, though it is still visibly affecting my little finger.

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RE: Why did the Divine arrange that I be stung by a wasp? - 7/21/2012 4:54:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: littlewonder
bites my hand to keep quiet because biting my tongue won't work

Is your hand swelling up?

I suppose that I am lucky to have had my mouth closed. If that wasp had taken out its wrath on my tongue, it might be a whole different story.

I wonder if some restaurant in The Netherlands serves fried wasps?

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RE: Why did the Divine arrange that I be stung by a wasp? - 7/21/2012 4:56:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Was it a circumcised wasp?


OMG! You crack me up!!

To the OP. Stuff happens without a greater meaning to it. If you can accept this, then life will be easier for you. ;)

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RE: Why did the Divine arrange that I be stung by a wasp? - 7/21/2012 4:56:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Rule

This is the first time in nearly forty years that I have been stung by a wasp; the second time in my life. My hand for a couple of centimeters now is getting thick.

I did not ask the Divine for this. Did someone else?

Does someone hate me?

It happened after I started my poll on people suffering from Rule Obsessed Disorder earlier today. Is there a spiritual connection? Did one of the ROD people see my poll and spiritually instruct the Divine to hurt me?

Do you really think that, if it were possible for someone here who hates you to request the Divine to hurt you, it would only be one wasp sting?



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RE: Why did the Divine arrange that I be stung by a wasp? - 7/21/2012 4:56:42 PM   
Rule


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ORIGINAL: kdsub
Poor wasp...is he OK...or she

I dunno. I wasn't cool, but rather in a panick. That bugger clung tenaciously to my hand.

But this thread is not actually about me or about the wasp. It is about the spiritual cause of events such as this - and worse ones.

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RE: Why did the Divine arrange that I be stung by a wasp? - 7/21/2012 4:58:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Rule
I deem it unlikely for that to be linked spiritually.




Too soon to be sure.

I have been a witness to instant karma, administered by the Divine, on my behalf. There was no curse, or ill will from me, towards the recipients of that Divine retribution. Quite the opposite in fact. I just let it go.


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RE: Why did the Divine arrange that I be stung by a wasp? - 7/21/2012 5:05:54 PM   
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RE: Why did the Divine arrange that I be stung by a wasp? - 7/21/2012 5:12:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		Rule, ever thought it may have been an Atheist wasp that stung you ? Maybe it was just bored.

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