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GreedyTop -> I thought tis was an urban myth kinda thing (8/10/2012 11:01:06 AM)

But it isn't!!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I thought tis was an urban myth kinda thing (8/10/2012 11:10:28 AM)

WHOA!!




GreedyTop -> RE: I thought tis was an urban myth kinda thing (8/10/2012 11:15:33 AM)

inorite??




LaTigresse -> RE: I thought tis was an urban myth kinda thing (8/10/2012 11:22:09 AM)

I am reminded, I need to do a household spraying again...




TNDommeK -> RE: I thought tis was an urban myth kinda thing (8/10/2012 11:26:44 AM)

You know, I am still on guard. So I always make Hubby look first. Glad I did. He said "yea you don't need to see this." He closed it for Me. [:)]




GreedyTop -> RE: I thought tis was an urban myth kinda thing (8/10/2012 11:29:34 AM)

He's a good man (although, the sadist in me wishes he had not done that...LOL) *SMOOOOOOOCH*




TNDommeK -> RE: I thought tis was an urban myth kinda thing (8/10/2012 11:31:16 AM)

Ebil woman, ebil ebil woman!





GreedyTop -> RE: I thought tis was an urban myth kinda thing (8/10/2012 11:36:00 AM)

you called? *bats eyelashes*




MercTech -> RE: I thought tis was an urban myth kinda thing (8/10/2012 11:44:16 AM)

Ever had a close look at an earwig?




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I thought tis was an urban myth kinda thing (8/10/2012 11:45:59 AM)

Yes, I have had close looks at many kinds of insects and arachnids. SMASH THEM WITH BRICKS.




LadyRedRoseToo -> RE: I thought tis was an urban myth kinda thing (8/10/2012 11:47:43 AM)

i freak at spiders in my house. i think a spider in my ear would send me over the edge!




Lucifyre -> RE: I thought tis was an urban myth kinda thing (8/10/2012 11:48:05 AM)

**FUCKING SQUICK!**




OttersSwim -> RE: I thought tis was an urban myth kinda thing (8/10/2012 11:56:16 AM)

Waiting for the story of the suitor with a spider bite on his tongue...




RemoteUser -> RE: I thought tis was an urban myth kinda thing (8/10/2012 11:58:54 AM)

Well a creepy little critter kept a-crawlin' in my bed
so I found the creepy critter and I tapped it on the head
told it, "Cut it out ya creepy critter, go away!"
but the creepy little critter just decided it would stay

So I hit it with the pillow and I hit it with my hand
but that creepy little critter wouldn't budge and made a stand
so I sprayed it and I flicked it but it wouldn't go away
no that creepy little critter, it decided it would stay

Now the creepy little critter is a-sleepin' in my bed
and it wouldn't even listen to the warnings that I said
so I packed a couple bags up and I'll find a place to stay
'til that creepy little critter takes the hint and crawls away!

** Also useful for children on early Saturday mornings. **





Delilya -> RE: I thought tis was an urban myth kinda thing (8/10/2012 12:02:35 PM)

Ewwwww....




Just0Plain0Mike -> RE: I thought tis was an urban myth kinda thing (8/10/2012 12:08:33 PM)

I could have told you this wasn't an urban legend, it actually happened to my Grandmother. She complained her hearing was muffled on her left side, and that it itched. She went to the ER 3 times before someone flushed her ear with saline. It was still alive when the water flooded it out.




pyschosubmission -> RE: I thought tis was an urban myth kinda thing (8/10/2012 12:08:54 PM)

I like spiders...

But there's line oh Madre there is a line! And it involves dinner and a movie before entering an orifice




Aswad -> RE: I thought tis was an urban myth kinda thing (8/10/2012 12:31:42 PM)

~fr~

I guess this is the right place to ask if anyone here watches Parasite Nightmare over on Discovery channel? [:D]





TNDommeK -> RE: I thought tis was an urban myth kinda thing (8/10/2012 12:40:58 PM)

I shall smite it with bricks, shoes, phone books, or whatever else I can find. Actually I'm lying, I just run away screaming like a bitch and Hubby runs in looking like "what the fuck is it?!!" I just point, and by this time he knows what must be done. All the dommeliness goes out of Me then. lol




littlewonder -> RE: I thought tis was an urban myth kinda thing (8/10/2012 1:13:39 PM)

Ever watch those medical shows on tv where they find bugs lodged in the brain and worms in their body? Gross!




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