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SylvereApLeanan -> RE: For new subs. (8/18/2012 3:28:58 PM)
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Mmmkay, here you go. Just remember, you asked for it.
I Know You're A Shitty Sub If:
Your first message to me is clearly a generic copy/paste message that you've sent to every female with a photo. Especially, if your message arrives with a Spam Filter warning attached.
Your message makes it obvious you have not read my profile or think my requirements don't apply to you. They do.
Your message or profile includes a photo of your genitals or anus. If you don't have enough self-respect to keep your clothes on in front of strangers, I'm not interested in you.
You refer to yourself as a loser, pathetic, worthless, slut, whore, cumdumpster or some other epithet. See the part about lacking self-respect.
You address me as Goddess, Princess or Mistress before we've even met. I'm ok with a courteous "Ma'am" but titles are reserved for people with whom I have a relationship.
You say you have "no limits." That means I can amputate your arms and legs with a chainsaw and feed them to my dog, right?
Your profile and/or your first message are all about you and your kink. If you aren't interesting enough for me to enjoy a vanilla conversation with you, then you're not interesting enough for me to want to do kinky things to you.
You ask for my email or IM info in the first few messages. You're either a scammer or a stalker, neither of which is a good thing.
You demand I "verify" by phone or web cam. Fuck you. No really, Fuck. You. I am under no obligation to prove myself to you and I have no inclination to do so.
You send multiple messages or attempt to guilt trip me when I don’t respond as quickly as you would like. Just because you have no life, does not mean I am similarly afflicted.
You insult me when I give a polite "no thank you" to your advances. You are the reason most people don’t bother to reply to messages from people that don't interest them.
You view D/s (M/s) as a purely sexual relationship or as a quick and easy way to get sex. If you can't get laid by vanilla women, you're not going to have better luck with kinky ones. If your submission relies on the quantity and content of your orgasms, you may be a bottom but you are not submissive.
You view D/s as an escape from vanilla life where you are socially inept.
You have unrealistic expectations of your life as a sub/slave. This includes being kept naked at all times, being caged when not in use, or using D/s as a way to "fix" all of your problems and/or character flaws.
You think your submission is a "gift," you have a laundry list of things you won't do (cleaning, laundry, etc.), or a list of things your dominant *must* do. Adults have responsibilities beyond kink and relationships are a two-way street. It's not all about you. Grow up.
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