Do you want to be a Norwegian?

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[Poll]

I (or a relative) have a mutilated dick, but want to be a Norwegian

0% (0)

I (or a rel.) have a mutilated dick, but do not want to be a Norwegian

6% (1)

I am a Norwegian

13% (2)

I have a perfect dick and want to be a Norwegian

26% (4)

I have a perfect dick and do not want to be a Norwegian

33% (5)

Flogron in Norway

13% (2)

Do not flogron in Norway

6% (1)

Total Votes : 15

(last vote on : 8/28/2012 4:51:07 AM)
(Poll will run till: -- )

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Rule -> Do you want to be a Norwegian? (8/25/2012 7:05:07 AM)
In another thread it has become clear that the Norwegians are the most civilized people on Earth. In my opinion that is because their dicks were never mutilated by circumcision. Who would not want to endeavour that their progeny in far future generations are at least as civilized as the Norwegians are today? Females may also answer this poll as if they do have a dick. (Whether or not someone has a mutilated dick is not relevant. Relevant is whether one is a member or not a member of a circumcising population.)

DaddySatyr -> RE: Do you want to be a Norwegian? (8/25/2012 7:08:01 AM)
I have a horrendous fear that my un-mutilated winky would get frost bitten in such a cold climate. Peace and comfort, Michael

Lucylastic -> RE: Do you want to be a Norwegian? (8/25/2012 7:10:29 AM)
where is random stupidity when you miss it????? I mean apart from this thread And I AM a mother of 2 non mutilated boys and the wife of an intact male too.

Rule -> RE: Do you want to be a Norwegian? (8/25/2012 7:10:32 AM)
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GreedyTop -> RE: Do you want to be a Norwegian? (8/25/2012 7:24:21 AM)
I AM (half) Norwegian, and frankly, Rule, your obsession with cut or uncut and it's so called affect on world politics is disturbingly whacked out. But, this is nothing you haven't seen before by sources other than myself. I think you need to get your mind off your (and anyone elses) dick, for - oh, lets say... FOREVER.

mnottertail -> RE: Do you want to be a Norwegian? (8/25/2012 7:29:54 AM)
Yeah, while it is less than 20%, they are cut.

Marc2b -> RE: Do you want to be a Norwegian? (8/25/2012 7:30:24 AM)
God Damnit! I can't take it any more! I've got to know! I've got to ask! Rule, were you the victim of a botched circumcision? It is the only explanation I can come up with to explain your obsession on this subject.

Rule -> RE: Do you want to be a Norwegian? (8/25/2012 7:30:54 AM)
quote: Denial is one of the best-known defense mechanisms. Learn more about how denial works to protect the ego from anxiety.

Rule -> RE: Do you want to be a Norwegian? (8/25/2012 7:43:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b Rule, were you the victim of a botched circumcision? No, except for the herpes and a short frenulum my penis is quite all right. quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b It is the only explanation I can come up with to explain your obsession on this subject. I admit that lay people are not the proper forum for scientific discussions.

Marc2b -> RE: Do you want to be a Norwegian? (8/25/2012 7:46:39 AM)
I am dubious of your denial... but... whatever.

Rule -> RE: Do you want to be a Norwegian? (8/25/2012 7:47:24 AM)
lol [;)]

GreedyTop -> RE: Do you want to be a Norwegian? (8/25/2012 7:48:28 AM)
of his denial? c'mon Marc.. anything that whackjob says is worthy of at least CDC/NSA/CIA(pick an alphabet agency of your choice) weekly joke page!!

kitkat105 -> RE: Do you want to be a Norwegian? (8/25/2012 7:48:37 AM)
I think you are more obsessed with other men's penises than a sexually promiscuous gay man.

GreedyTop -> RE: Do you want to be a Norwegian? (8/25/2012 7:49:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kitkat105 I think you are more obsessed with other men's penises than a sexually promiscuous gay man. (or woman!!) QUOTED FOR EVERLOVING, UNADULTERATED TRUTH!

Rule -> RE: Do you want to be a Norwegian? (8/25/2012 7:53:47 AM)
You are adorable. [8D]

DaddySatyr -> RE: Do you want to be a Norwegian? (8/25/2012 7:57:03 AM)
I don't agree with Rule's assessment of causational affect, either but, it has made me think, more than once about how different societies evolve differently. Since this is in a section of the forums that's meant for random "stupidity", why not just lighten up and have some fun with it? Hell, I might even break a long standing rule I've had and show my winky! Peace and comfort, Michael

kitkat105 -> RE: Do you want to be a Norwegian? (8/25/2012 8:00:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rule You are adorable. [8D] I know I am. [;)] And you are batshit crazy.

GreedyTop -> RE: Do you want to be a Norwegian? (8/25/2012 8:03:30 AM)
MIchael.. if rule hadn't already blamed circumcision for all the ills of the earth...perhaps many folks here could take him a shade more seriously. quote: how different societies evolve differently. I think this would be a great convo to have on another thread, especially given the views posted in P&R re: teh sentencing of ABB.

GreedyTop -> RE: Do you want to be a Norwegian? (8/25/2012 8:05:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kitkat105 quote: ORIGINAL: Rule You are adorable. [8D] I know I am. [;)] And you are batshit crazy. Yanno, I would so happily tacklesmoochgropehugandcuddleyou (if Odeen approved, that is!!) because you ARE so adorable!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DaddySatyr -> RE: Do you want to be a Norwegian? (8/25/2012 8:06:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop MIchael.. if rule hadn't already blamed circumcision for all the ills of the earth...perhaps many folks here could take him a shade more seriously. I think this would be a great convo to have on another thread, especially given the views posted in P&R re: teh sentencing of ABB. But, that's kind of my point, Greedy. Why not just have fun with it like Marc2b did? Do we always have to take the forums so seriously? Just enjoy it. And, if y'all play your cards right, I still might show my winky. Peace and comfort, Michael

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